Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu May 16, 2019 9:43 pm UTC

you get a peaceful year.

i insert gnome.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 16, 2019 10:11 pm UTC

You get an elf.

I insert Dracula.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Thu May 16, 2019 10:19 pm UTC

You get a mug of warm blood (there's a heater in the machine)

I insert a partridge on a tree

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri May 17, 2019 12:55 am UTC

you get two turtle doves.

i insert rogue.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Fri May 17, 2019 2:17 am UTC

The @ dies and you get a new game.

I insert 1 rupee and 1 peso.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri May 17, 2019 3:04 pm UTC

you get 1 dollar and 1 yen.

i insert a factorial.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Fri May 17, 2019 4:23 pm UTC

You get !

I insert a metric 2 by 4 (that's 2 millimetres by 4 millimetres).

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Fri May 17, 2019 7:41 pm UTC

You get a reminder that timber is usually measured in centimeters

I insert pedantry.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 17, 2019 9:13 pm UTC

You get a note that what you inserted was technically nitpicking, not pedantry.

I insert an optimist and a pessimist.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Fri May 17, 2019 9:40 pm UTC

You get a glass that is twice as big as necessary to fit your water.

I pour water into the slot

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 17, 2019 11:13 pm UTC

You get your pants wet.

I insert a blue bird.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Sat May 18, 2019 7:42 am UTC

You get a bunch of tweets disparaging your mum.

I insert a computer mouse.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat May 18, 2019 4:52 pm UTC

You get a real mouse with a computer.

I insert a crucifix.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Sat May 18, 2019 6:57 pm UTC

A devil spawns in front of you. Those crucifix haven't worked since the 19th century.

I insert a katana.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat May 18, 2019 8:57 pm UTC

You get Kat & Ana.

I insert a pub quiz.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun May 19, 2019 1:22 am UTC

you get a team effort.

i insert i in the team.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Sun May 19, 2019 9:47 am UTC

You get a item.

I insert the machine into a box.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun May 19, 2019 10:08 am UTC

You get a jack in the box.

I insert a beak.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun May 19, 2019 9:27 pm UTC

you get a repair.

i insert dinosaurs in the machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Sun May 19, 2019 10:28 pm UTC

No prison can hold the raptors. They get out and maul you.

I insert birds into the machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon May 20, 2019 5:22 am UTC

You get fried chicken.

I insert some of my precious time.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Mon May 20, 2019 1:55 pm UTC

You get a ruler (time & space are the same), and some money back (time is money).

I insert the International Prototype Kilogram

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon May 20, 2019 10:52 pm UTC

you get an accurate measurement.

i insert the golden ratio.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Tue May 21, 2019 8:54 am UTC

A lizardman illuminati comes out of the machine and brings you to an alien spaceship. As you wake up the next morning you feel some pain in your lower back.

I insert a photoshoped picture of the moon landing.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue May 21, 2019 10:05 am UTC

You get slapped by an astronaut

I insert a cosmonaut
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue May 21, 2019 11:37 am UTC

You get a wandanaut.

I insert a butterfly.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue May 21, 2019 7:57 pm UTC

you get a cocoon

i insert the last book made.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Fri May 24, 2019 8:35 pm UTC

You get the last cuneiform tablet made.

I insert a text in Linear A.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 24, 2019 10:01 pm UTC

You get a linear equation.

I insert Monopoly.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat May 25, 2019 2:14 am UTC

you get risk.

i insert an uncomputable number.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Sat May 25, 2019 6:51 am UTC

You get a very cute beaver. He's busy though.

I insert a Turing machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat May 25, 2019 6:10 pm UTC

you can't solve the halting problem

i insert checkers
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Sun May 26, 2019 7:49 pm UTC

You get a white chocolate tablet and a black chocolate tablet.

I insert a spoon.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun May 26, 2019 8:08 pm UTC

You get a spork.

I insert David Bowie.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon May 27, 2019 4:53 am UTC

you get some music.

i insert a heart.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Mon May 27, 2019 2:21 pm UTC

You get blood on your fingers. You think it might be human. You hear a police car getting close. You run.

I insert a prostetic hand.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon May 27, 2019 5:27 pm UTC

You get phantom pains.

I insert a razor.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Tue May 28, 2019 5:59 pm UTC

shaving cream splurts all over your face.

I insert toothpaste

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed May 29, 2019 3:29 pm UTC

you get clean teeth.


i insert strategy
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Wed May 29, 2019 5:10 pm UTC

You get tactics.

I insert war&peace ( the concepts, not the book)


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