Vending machine!

[Suzaku]

You get a motorcycling story.

I insert a motorbike.

[flicky1991]

You get into in accident.

I insert a religious pamphlet.

[somitomi]

You get a political flyer

I insert a Wright flyer

[Freddino18]

You get a Leftist landlubber.

I insert an obscure dialect of Swahili.

[bug sniper]

You get a medal for possessing one of the rarest spoken languages.

I insert Stormy Daniels.

[Freddino18]

You get a passive-aggressive comment regarding how smell your penis is.

I insert the reader's curiosity about the blender link in my sig.

[somitomi]

You get an error message saying "No input detected"

I insert the Wabash Cannonball

[Freddino18]

You get a lonesome hobo.

I insert a lonesome homo.

[flicky1991]

You get a boyfriend for me.

I insert a smell.

[Freddino18]

You get Narsil's penis.

I turn on [flash]

[flicky1991]

You get a picture of a penis.

I insert an army helmet.

[Freddino18]

You get Battle Ostriches.

I insert a query regarding Battletoads.

[flicky1991]

You get an answer to life, the universe, and everything.

I insert a catchy beat.

[Freddino18]

You get a home run.

I insert

[marionic]

You get a long wait.

I insert detergent.

[phillip1882]

you get laundry

i insert team battleground

[flicky1991]

You get Team Fortress.

I insert a portal.

[somitomi]

You get cake.

I insert a tunnel portal

[phillip1882]

you get funnel cake

i insert why the heck people seem to be messing with me.

[marionic]

You get messed with.

I insert one third of the population of France.

[emlightened]

You get the other two thrids.

I In(sert) The Heights.

[phillip1882]

you get a band.

i insert happiness.

[marionic]

You get cyanide.

I insert Max's boxing glove from Sam & Max.

[flicky1991]

You get Sam's gun.

I insert a shopping list.

[emlightened]

You get a taxi to the nearest supermarket which has none of what you want.

I insert a piñata.

[marionic]

You get sweets! (From a vending machine? Absurd!)

I insert a Canadian dollar.

[voicedotter]

You get a new Zealand dollar

Insert a New Zealand $2 coin

[marionic]

You get 500 Zimbabwean dollars.

I insert a bag of Wotsits.

[flicky1991]

You get - wait, what is it?

I put in Norway.

[marionic]

You get no way!

I put in Kenya.

[somitomi]

You get a rather bland coastline

I put in Norway.

Damn, what an opportunity and I missed it...

I insert Azerbaijan

[flicky1991]

You get Azkaban.

I insert a wand.

[bug sniper]

You get a wizardly assignment credit.

I insert the yellow flicky.

[marionic]

You get yellow snow.

I insert The Misogyny Kool-Aid.

[bug sniper]

You get the femnist Mountain Dew

I insert a poke bowl.

[flicky1991]

You get a Poké Ball.

I insert a toothbrush.

[marionic]

You get healthy teeth.

I insert a slug coin.

[flicky1991]

You get a dragon coin.

I insert a Joltik.

[emlightened]

You get a Jolteon.

I insert a Magikarp.

[flicky1991]

You get fried fish.

I insert a helium balloon.