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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:13 am UTC

You get a motorcycling story.

I insert a motorbike.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:32 pm UTC

You get into in accident.

I insert a religious pamphlet.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:04 pm UTC

You get a political flyer

I insert a Wright flyer
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:46 pm UTC

You get a Leftist landlubber.

I insert an obscure dialect of Swahili.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:44 am UTC

You get a medal for possessing one of the rarest spoken languages.

I insert Stormy Daniels.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:20 am UTC

You get a passive-aggressive comment regarding how smell your penis is.

I insert the reader's curiosity about the blender link in my sig.
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GENERATION 23: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Shriekin' Criminal: Wu Tang, Voodoo Foote: pirate, Amos Quirell: wizard, Sun-Ray Fool: blues, Thomaz Hettkamp: Nazi, farty monkey snatcher, phire AvAtAr: 1337 h4x0r

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:32 am UTC

You get an error message saying "No input detected" :P

I insert the Wabash Cannonball
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:25 pm UTC

You get a lonesome hobo.

I insert a lonesome homo.
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GENERATION 23: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Shriekin' Criminal: Wu Tang, Voodoo Foote: pirate, Amos Quirell: wizard, Sun-Ray Fool: blues, Thomaz Hettkamp: Nazi, farty monkey snatcher, phire AvAtAr: 1337 h4x0r

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:30 pm UTC

You get a boyfriend for me.

I insert a smell.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:32 pm UTC

You get Narsil's penis.

I turn on [flash]
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GENERATION 23: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Shriekin' Criminal: Wu Tang, Voodoo Foote: pirate, Amos Quirell: wizard, Sun-Ray Fool: blues, Thomaz Hettkamp: Nazi, farty monkey snatcher, phire AvAtAr: 1337 h4x0r

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:36 pm UTC

You get a picture of a penis.

I insert an army helmet.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:00 pm UTC

You get Battle Ostriches.

I insert a query regarding Battletoads.
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GENERATION 23: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Shriekin' Criminal: Wu Tang, Voodoo Foote: pirate, Amos Quirell: wizard, Sun-Ray Fool: blues, Thomaz Hettkamp: Nazi, farty monkey snatcher, phire AvAtAr: 1337 h4x0r

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:01 pm UTC

You get an answer to life, the universe, and everything.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:04 pm UTC

You get a home run.

I insert
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GENERATION 23: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Shriekin' Criminal: Wu Tang, Voodoo Foote: pirate, Amos Quirell: wizard, Sun-Ray Fool: blues, Thomaz Hettkamp: Nazi, farty monkey snatcher, phire AvAtAr: 1337 h4x0r

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Wed May 09, 2018 9:39 pm UTC

You get a long wait.

I insert detergent.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed May 09, 2018 11:21 pm UTC

you get laundry

i insert team battleground
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 10, 2018 6:56 am UTC

You get Team Fortress.

I insert a portal.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Thu May 10, 2018 8:25 am UTC

You get cake.

I insert a tunnel portal
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri May 11, 2018 7:56 am UTC

you get funnel cake

i insert why the heck people seem to be messing with me.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Fri May 11, 2018 7:57 am UTC

You get messed with.

I insert one third of the population of France.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Sat May 12, 2018 1:47 pm UTC

You get the other two thrids.

I In(sert) The Heights.
← approximately how gay I am.
"a nebulous cloud of different combinations of styling bodily features"
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun May 13, 2018 3:55 am UTC

you get a band.

i insert happiness.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Sun May 13, 2018 5:15 am UTC

You get cyanide.

I insert Max's boxing glove from Sam & Max.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun May 13, 2018 10:17 am UTC

You get Sam's gun.

I insert a shopping list.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Sun May 13, 2018 12:59 pm UTC

You get a taxi to the nearest supermarket which has none of what you want.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Sun May 13, 2018 4:41 pm UTC

You get sweets! (From a vending machine? Absurd!)

I insert a Canadian dollar.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby voicedotter » Mon May 14, 2018 8:34 am UTC

You get a new Zealand dollar

Insert a New Zealand $2 coin

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Wed May 16, 2018 6:46 pm UTC

You get 500 Zimbabwean dollars.

I insert a bag of Wotsits.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed May 16, 2018 6:50 pm UTC

You get - wait, what is it?

I put in Norway.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Wed May 16, 2018 7:17 pm UTC

You get no way!

I put in Kenya.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Thu May 17, 2018 9:18 am UTC

You get a rather bland coastline

flicky1991 wrote:I put in Norway.

Damn, what an opportunity and I missed it...

I insert Azerbaijan
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 17, 2018 11:34 am UTC

You get Azkaban.

I insert a wand.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Thu May 17, 2018 1:23 pm UTC

You get a wizardly assignment credit.

I insert the yellow flicky.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Thu May 17, 2018 5:45 pm UTC

You get yellow snow.

I insert The Misogyny Kool-Aid.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Sat May 26, 2018 8:39 pm UTC

You get the femnist Mountain Dew

I insert a poke bowl.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat May 26, 2018 10:30 pm UTC

You get a Poké Ball.

I insert a toothbrush.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Mon May 28, 2018 8:16 am UTC

You get healthy teeth.

I insert a slug coin.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon May 28, 2018 10:39 am UTC

You get a dragon coin.

I insert a Joltik.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Mon May 28, 2018 11:24 pm UTC

You get a Jolteon.

I insert a Magikarp.
← approximately how gay I am.
"a nebulous cloud of different combinations of styling bodily features"
"on either side of a wrought iron fence made of tigers"

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue May 29, 2018 5:42 am UTC

You get fried fish.

I insert a helium balloon.
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