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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:44 pm UTC

You get the hair of Locke. Your choice which Locke.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Robin S » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:14 am UTC

You get electrocuted.

I put in mothballs.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikeski » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:34 am UTC

You get The Monarch.

I put in all that new live-action crap that's on Adult Swim lately. (Cartoon Network, darnit! That means cartoons!)

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby icemanxp » Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:31 am UTC

You get a pop up warning claiming the world is running low on idiocy, please replace the cartridge.

You put in the grand cartridge of idiocy.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Robin S » Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:40 am UTC

The vending machine gives you the Supreme Rifle of Self-Indulgence.

You put in a hard day's work.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:42 am UTC

You get a Hard Day's Night

I put in Luxembourg.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:06 am UTC

You get the Vatican City.

I put in the Holy See.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:55 am UTC

Whispering wrote:I put in the Holy See.

You get blinded by the vending machine.

I put in a braille book.
:)

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:50 pm UTC

You get a braille version of Hustler mag.

I put in my Fist of Fury!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby icemanxp » Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:16 pm UTC

You get the fists of "Whats with all the Fighting Already?"

You put in a yogurtized tube of champagne.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:34 pm UTC

You get a stomach ache.


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kellsbells » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:31 am UTC

You get fire and ice.

I put in a diary containing my deepest, darkest secrets.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby icemanxp » Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:15 am UTC

You get a youtube video detailing all your deepest darkest secrets.

You put in the next poster.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Robin S » Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:54 am UTC

You get the previous poster.

I put in a severed hand.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:18 am UTC

You get Uncle It.

I put in a horse.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby icemanxp » Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:05 pm UTC

You get a knight.

You put in a transdimensional quantum tunnel.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:15 pm UTC

Strangely, you also get a knight.

I put in headphones.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kellsbells » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:21 pm UTC

You get a Sony Walkman.

I put in a stuffed buffalo.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Alasseo » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:29 pm UTC

You get a buff stuffalo.

No, I don't know what that is either, but please don't use your imagination.

I put in Psychonauts (the game).
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby xooll » Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:11 am UTC

You get 20,000 slices of american cheese.

I put in a slightly lopsided severed head.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby icemanxp » Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:41 pm UTC

You get a 20 year prison sentence.

You put in a jar of finger print dust.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Eruantale » Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:06 pm UTC

Out comes a copy of If I Did It, by O.J. Simpson.

I put in a member of the RCMP.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:03 am UTC

You get (Please tell me you saw this coming) Dudley Do-Right.

I put in Harry Dresden.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Eruantale » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:20 am UTC

(I did... I've always wanted to get a Dudley Do-right out of a vending machine)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:27 am UTC

You get the largest bombing in the history of mankind. Ouch.

I put in the butterflies in my stomach (why won't they go away?)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Alasseo » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:19 am UTC

you get mexico. all of it.

I put in dueling banjos. (not the song, actual sword-wielding banjos) (who duel)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:27 am UTC

You get a tribble.

I put in Odo in his bucket.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:38 am UTC

You get a smoothie.

I put in the number eighty-three.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:38 am UTC

You get the letter A

I put in the phonebooks of Poughkeepsie and Schenectady.
:)

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- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:39 am UTC

madjo wrote:You get the letter A

I put in the phonebooks of Poughkeepsie and Schenectady.


You get Ninja'd!

I put in the number eighty-three, again. :-)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:41 am UTC

I get confused.

I put in clarification.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:39 pm UTC

You get smacked over the head by Jethro Leroy Gibbs.

I put in the phonebooks of Poughkeepsie and Schenectady. Luckily I had spares. :)
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikeski » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:57 pm UTC

You get the phonebooks of Kickapoo and Shakopee.

I put in a steel roller coaster.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Robin S » Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:06 pm UTC

You get a steel collar and a roaster.

I put in a self-referential statement.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby icemanxp » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:04 pm UTC

You get a statement that alludes to something.

You put in a Star Craft Cow.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby malec2b » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:52 am UTC

You get warcraft exploding sheep

I put in a footnote from "Autobiography of a Yogi"

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:33 am UTC

You get the foot of Yogi the Bear.

I put in a vial of cat spit.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kellsbells » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:13 am UTC

You get hen's teeth.

I put in a singing bass fish.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:39 am UTC

You get a lecturing trombone penguin.

I put in science.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby malec2b » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:40 am UTC

You get a bass guitar

I put in an Atari 2600 controler


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