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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:11 am UTC

You get the "Stairway to Heaven".

I put in my car so I don't have to go to work today. (Honest officer it was right here...)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nexus_1101 » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:45 am UTC

you get 238 parking tickets saying your car was parked illigaly at:

8 Vending way,
vendington,
Vendisola,
vending state,
VN0 IN9.

i put in my pen
HOSTING -> Heroquest
:idea: CHAOS BONUS :idea:

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:48 am UTC

you get a packet of 10 Nr.2 pencils.

I put in a passport.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:31 pm UTC

You get a post card from Costa Rica.

I put in the 238 parking tickets.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nexus_1101 » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:33 pm UTC

You get a debt collectors note

i put in my pack-o-pencils
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:55 pm UTC

You get 10,000 D20's.

I put in the 6 inches of snow we are supposed to get today.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nexus_1101 » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:02 pm UTC

you get a yellow snow cone

i put in my lolly
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:35 pm UTC

You get out Lolly Badcock. (I wouldn't look her up at work)

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nexus_1101 » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:37 pm UTC

you get out professors fansworths box with this universe in

i put in my futurama colection
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:36 pm UTC

You get the simpsons shorts from the traci Ulman show.



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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikeski » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:39 pm UTC

You get 1974.

I put in Genesis, including Peter Gabriel.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:51 pm UTC

You get out Genesis, including YHWH.

I put in 2007.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:52 pm UTC

You get Genesis back, sans Peter Gabriel (I'm keepin' him!)

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby apeman5291 » Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:37 am UTC

You get over 10 million snicker's bars.

I put in one of those bars.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:20 am UTC

You get the (stupidest) Archangel Raziel. He looks confused, points at you and says "thwip." Nothing happens.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:58 am UTC

You get a placeholder.

I put my new avatar in.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby apeman5291 » Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:29 pm UTC

The Cool-Aid man busts out of the vending machine and yells "Oh Yeah!!!"

I put in a packet of instant cool-aid.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikeski » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:33 pm UTC

You get a registered Democrat and a registered Republican.

I put in a Whig.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:35 pm UTC

You get a toupee.

I put in a monkey.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:49 pm UTC

You get a Grammar Nazi


I put in Dr. Manhattan.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:00 pm UTC

You get Godwin's Law.

I put in a palindrome.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikeski » Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:40 pm UTC

You get a radar.

I put in a radar detector.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Chrismclegless » Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:30 pm UTC

You get out a speeding ticket (Your radar detector was broken)

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby malec2b » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:43 pm UTC

You get a map of Middle Earth

I put in some dental floss.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Esc » Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:09 pm UTC

You get a year's supply of toothpaste.

I put in a sasquach.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:48 am UTC

You get a snowcone from a Yeti.

I put in the first Batmobile.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby malec2b » Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:11 am UTC

You get Jason Todd

I put in a jelly donut.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:20 am UTC

You get Eddie Izzard's "Ich Bin Ein Berliner" monologue delivered in Swedish by a Romanian pygmy, over and over, for eternity.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:10 pm UTC

You get a Necron.

I put in a Shoota Boyz.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:40 am UTC

You get boy shooter. It's like a mancannon, but smaller.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:25 am UTC

you get run over by a stampede of vampires leaving the vending machine

I put in a silver bullet
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:38 pm UTC

You get Bob Seger.

I put in the Moscow Circus.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:43 pm UTC

Ypu get PeTA. (which ironically euthanizes the circus animals to end their suffering.


I put in compassion.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ireitsch » Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:44 am UTC

You get world war 3.

I put in a rib eye steak.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:43 am UTC

you get a black eye

I put in corporate greed
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:52 am UTC

You get moral bankruptcy with a side of fries.

I put my ballot into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:17 pm UTC

You get empty promises.

I put a Burger King crown in the machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:37 pm UTC

You get Ronald McDonald's wig.

I put a black hat into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby CivilDefense700 » Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:56 pm UTC

You get out the Mercury Nitrate used to make the felt.
Enjoy your brain damage!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:38 pm UTC

you get magic smoke.


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