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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Govneh » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:41 am UTC

You get back a set of Pear Cables and a James Randi $1 million challenge.




I put in an MC Frontalot album

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:02 am UTC

You get an Optimus Rhyme CD.

I put in a vibrator. (For some reason I think of the vending machine as female. Does anyone else?)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikeski » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:50 am UTC

You get a cigarette. What a silly thing to get from a vending machine.

I put in nicotine gum.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:02 am UTC

You get a pair of fake teeth. You then take them, replace them with George Washington's teeth, people think he's cold so they light the fire, then (because you put the blanket on top of the chimney) everyone things there's a fire and now you can enter the mansion freely and do what you want.

I put in Day of the Tentacle.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SoapyHobo » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:05 am UTC

You get Sam & Max hit the road

I put in some old photos
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:07 am UTC

You get a gramophone.

I put in a diary.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nexus_1101 » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:55 pm UTC

you get out some dairy

i put in cheese
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:00 pm UTC

You get Greatest hits CD of Cher!


Edit: forgot to put something in sorry.

If its worth anything
I put in a unit of number 2 pencils
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:12 pm UTC

I put in vacuum.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nexus_1101 » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:14 pm UTC

you get a small jar of outer space

i put in pure oxegen
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Rodan » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:32 pm UTC

You get pure Fluorine.

EDIT: I put in FAIL.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mo0man » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:50 pm UTC

You get Epoch Fail

I put in a coupon for 2 for the price of one at pizza pizza
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:55 pm UTC

You get two goats.

I put the penny I just found in my shoe in.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Govneh » Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:11 pm UTC

You get back a piece of saltwater taffy.



I put in all my broken new year's resolutions.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:30 pm UTC

You get a self help book:


I put in xkcd
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:24 pm UTC

You get EVERYTHING.

I put in a smoothie.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikeski » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:00 am UTC

You get Don Juan.

I put in an outrageous Spanish accent.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:40 am UTC

You get Alejandro from Heroes.

I put in a sly fox.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nexus_1101 » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:17 pm UTC

you get out homer simpson

i put in my organic roll
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:57 pm UTC

You get a meaty gnarly beef wrap

I put in. Bling
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:27 pm UTC

You get Blang.


I put in Sexy.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:16 am UTC

You get dennis rodman!
I put in moneyclip
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:05 am UTC

You get Clippy.

It looks like you're using a vending machine.

Would you like help?


I put a football team into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikeski » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:02 am UTC

You get a football cheerleading squad.

...damn! I put a football team into the vending machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:03 am UTC

You get black-hat-girl.

I put in the misery of black hat guy.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nexus_1101 » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:35 am UTC

you get a cat in a hat.

i put in my snoty tissue *ah-cho*
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:13 am UTC

You get a sympathetic looks from the vending machine and some soup.

I put in that piece of food that's stuck in my teeth.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:41 pm UTC

You get gingivitis


I put in used post-it notes.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikeski » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:04 am UTC

You get posted Usenet notes.

I put in a grey beard.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:16 am UTC

You get a green moustache.

I put in a cheerleading squad.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Esc » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:16 am UTC

You get a comb, a brush, and a spatula.

I put in Betelgeuse.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:08 am UTC

You get Alpha Centauri.

I put an obsolete computer into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Esc » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:32 am UTC

You get an intellectually stimulating game of pong.

I put in a McDonald's commercial.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby madjo » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:30 pm UTC

You get annoying kids, screaming for happy meals.

I put in a qwerty-keyboard
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- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
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- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:39 pm UTC

You get Esc's keyboard. Oops, the escape key just got away from you.

I catch the escape key and put it in the vending machine.
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:08 pm UTC

You get a prisonbreak.



I put in all of my wants and needs.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:16 pm UTC

You get all my hopes and dreams.

I put in a slumbering lungfish.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:15 am UTC

You get a snapping turtle


I put in childhood dreams
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:58 am UTC

You get a pony.

I put in an acoustical tile.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikeski » Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:37 am UTC

You get Thiele-Small parameters.

I put in an amp that goes to 11.


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