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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:38 pm UTC

You get twenty grams of quicksilver.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby xooll » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:54 am UTC

you get the world's largest jumping bean

I put in a small sapling.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:21 am UTC

You get a video of an Arbor Day celebration...on Mars.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:22 pm UTC

You get a Discordian.

I put in Mjolnir.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:56 pm UTC

You get Hephaestus. That's a big responsibility!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Chrismclegless » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:07 pm UTC

You get out Mr Potatohead.

I put in a deadly neurotoxin.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Master Gunner » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:14 pm UTC

You get Cake.

I put in a pod bay door.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby i like pi » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:33 pm UTC

You get today's comic.




I put in the first comic.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:49 pm UTC

You get a barrell.


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby i like pi » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:37 pm UTC

You get why?


I put in lolcats.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:40 pm UTC

You get picture of free dead cat on side of road.


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:48 pm UTC

You get bravado.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:55 pm UTC

You get Ripped off.


I put in the souls of lost children wondering the Earth.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby i like pi » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:08 pm UTC

You get a lost soul being chased over a lava field by demons of black and silver.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:51 pm UTC

i like pi wrote:You get a lost soul being chased over a lava field by demons of black and silver.


You don't get a prize.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:56 pm UTC

Neither do you.

I put a cracker jack prize in the machine.
Kendo_Bunny wrote:The only thoughts you don’t tell him are the ones where you want to ride that sparkly ass like Seabiscuit.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:40 pm UTC

You get a jack-cracker.

I put very little effort in.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:14 am UTC

You get a badly written essay and a stale tortilla chip.

I put an interior decorator into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:00 pm UTC

You hear "Just marvelous" and "This will go great with fuschia" from the machine.

I put in :mrgreen:.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:10 pm UTC

You get whatever was given in response to that. Probably another smiley.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby CivilDefense700 » Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:57 pm UTC

you get an illegal immagrant.

I put in some depleted uranium.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:45 pm UTC

You get a A-10 Warthog.

I put in a single bullet.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Hurduser » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:46 pm UTC

You get it back - accelerated at the speed of a speeding bullet.


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Govneh » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:13 pm UTC

You get a cat that choked on a computer wire.

I put in bad physics jokes.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Master Gunner » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:13 pm UTC

You get in a mouse.

I put in a straight-razor.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Govneh » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:14 pm UTC

You get an emo kid and some taking back sunday.




I put in a mother-in-law

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:31 am UTC

You get the outlaw Josey Wales.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:09 pm UTC

You get Jane Fonda.

I put in "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:16 pm UTC

You get some classical music and great big fireworks. And one "forget-me-not" flower.

I put in cough syrup.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:13 pm UTC

You hear Ricola! coming faintly from the machine.

I put my movie ticket stub from last night in.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Zohar » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:08 pm UTC

You get some stale popcorn.
(which movie was it?)

I put in surreality.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mo0man » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:21 pm UTC

you get reality, skewed, but only by a little bit

I put in coke (the drink kind, not the addictive kind)

edit: i mean the brown, liquid kind
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Chrismclegless » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:26 pm UTC

You get out Pepsi.

I put in my new pair of headphones.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikeski » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:36 pm UTC

The vending machine kicks out the jams.

I put in a headbang \m/.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:58 pm UTC

You get the Megadeth Warchest.

I put in a canoe paddle.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sable » Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:16 pm UTC

You get a free pass to Camp Crystal Lake. Stay safe!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Whispering » Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:44 pm UTC

You get the H.M.S. Pinafore.

I put in the barn door (lighting not cow) that almost hit me during that production in.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikeski » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:02 am UTC

You get the broad side of a barn, which should be easier to hit.

I put in a crossbow.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Govneh » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:26 am UTC

You get back a bloody apple.



I put in a Munchkin Bobble head.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mo0man » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:23 am UTC

you get an oompa loompa bobble head
I put in broken speakers
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