Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:01 pm UTC

You get just the meat scraped off the bone.

I insert zombie brains.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:32 am UTC

You get a philosophical zombie.

I insert another banana.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:43 am UTC

You get the first banana.

I insert more tea.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:07 pm UTC

You get a Rick.

I insert a pen.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:55 pm UTC

You get a sword

I insert a paper a scissor and a rock

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Sun Jun 16, 2019 4:58 pm UTC

You win and get a gold medal!

I insert bubble wrap.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:09 pm UTC

You get bubble waffles.

I insert a pixie.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:15 pm UTC

You get a fairy.

I insert a helicopter.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:22 pm UTC

You get a sycamore seed.

I insert a disco ball.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:54 pm UTC

you get a disco dance.


i insert amazons
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:50 pm UTC

You get a bucket of water.

I insert a kilogram.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:57 pm UTC

You get a stone.

I insert Jools Holland.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:48 pm UTC

You get another celebrity I haven't heard about.

I insert the sound of a tree falling when no one is there to hear

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Jun 19, 2019 5:15 pm UTC

you get the sight of a blue moon.

i insert some fun.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jun 19, 2019 6:30 pm UTC

You get the House of Fun.

I put in a rap.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:20 am UTC

you get a jazz.

i insert a tuba.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:33 am UTC

You get a tube of toothpaste.

I insert staying up late.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:56 pm UTC

You get an alarm clock that always wakes you up too early.

I insert a lego brick.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:41 pm UTC

You get a pain in the sole of your foot.

I insert a foot fetish.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:45 pm UTC

You get an amulet in the shape of a shoe.

I insert a taboo

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:49 pm UTC

You get Tabuu.

I insert Tintin.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Thu Jun 20, 2019 3:05 pm UTC

You get a bashi-bazouk

I insert a scepter

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 3:07 pm UTC

You get a Scyther.

I insert all you can eat.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 3:11 pm UTC

you get a buffet.


i insert music.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:36 pm UTC

You get Muzak.

I insert Saturn's rings.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:08 pm UTC

You get Jupiter's eye.

i insert batman.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:46 pm UTC

You get your own adventure!

I insert a wristband.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:41 pm UTC

You get a headband.

I insert a submarine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:44 pm UTC

After 3 seconds you hear a loud splash followed by droplets flying on you face.

I insert a bottle of rum.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:48 pm UTC

You get a bottle of RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

I insert a box of danger.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:54 pm UTC

You get Pandora.

I insert a pinch of salt.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:05 pm UTC

You get pinched - assault!

I insert the Ghostbusters.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:09 am UTC

You get a free phone call.

I insert a cop.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:22 am UTC

You get arrested.

I insert a list of things I need to take on holiday with me.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Fri Jun 21, 2019 9:45 am UTC

The machine works and works for a while. After you have left, it prints out a note with the object that you will forget to bring.

I insert a new paper roll for the printer

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:34 am UTC

You get a test page, but it's blank. Now you're left wondering if the machine is out of ink or if it just gives you a page to prove that there's a paper supply.

I insert fish bait.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Jun 22, 2019 12:51 am UTC

you get a whooper of a fish.

i insert the meaning of life.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:56 pm UTC

You get "The state of organisms preceding their death, characterized by biological processes such as metabolism and reproduction and distinguishing them from inanimate objects; the state of being alive and living."

I insert a tiny coffin statue, the kind that you would send to someone as a death threat.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:09 pm UTC

You get a horse's head in your bed.

I insert norovirus.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Tue Jun 25, 2019 3:15 pm UTC

You get sneezed at.

I insert an oak log.


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