Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:37 am UTC

You get wanted mental pictures.

I insert 8 babies.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:31 am UTC

You get sued.

I insert lunch.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:40 am UTC

You get hungry.

I insert a vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:07 am UTC

You get a recursion.

I insert a recursion.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikemk » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:21 pm UTC

Neil_Boekend wrote:You get a recursion.

I insert a recursion.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:22 pm UTC

Mikemk wrote:
Neil_Boekend wrote:You get a recursion.

I insert a recursion.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikemk » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:23 pm UTC

Neil_Boekend wrote:
Mikemk wrote:
Neil_Boekend wrote:You get a recursion.

I insert a recursion.
Computer specs:
Spoiler:
Intel i5-750 (OC 3.33 GHz)
8GB (OC 1333 MHz) (2GB HDD cache)
NVIDIA GT 740 (OC 1149 MHz) 4GB (OC 841 MHz)
480GB SSD (120 HDD cache)
2x2TB HDD (not RAID)
Windows 10
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:26 pm UTC

You get a combo breaker.

I insert a circuit breaker.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:44 pm UTC

You get electrocuted.

I insert a chat message.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sableagle » Thu Apr 28, 2016 5:35 pm UTC

You get a massage des chats.

I insert 300g of α-amanitin very, very carefully.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:51 pm UTC

300g of α-amanitin comes out and not very carefully.

I insert an explosion
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat May 21, 2016 6:03 pm UTC

You get the Big Bang.

I insert Sean Bean.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sableagle » Sun May 22, 2016 12:14 pm UTC

You get a Sean Bean death scene.

I insert the "Police Misbehavior" thread and the letter "u" because I'm British.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sun May 22, 2016 5:26 pm UTC

You get an american u and a lost thread

I put in 27 teeth
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Sun May 22, 2016 6:02 pm UTC

You get a single tooth, at triple the size.

I insert a love letter.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Snide Sniper » Sun May 22, 2016 6:43 pm UTC

You get hate mail.

I insert a burning (literally) copy of Twilight.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Mon May 23, 2016 3:12 am UTC

You get a copy of twilight on metal plates.

I put in a chewed piece of gum
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You can learn to levitate with just a little help.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Mon May 23, 2016 3:14 am UTC

You receive an extra-sticky piece of gum, attached to a 500 yen coin.

I put in a hair brush.
Free markets, free movement, free plops
Blitz on, my friends Quantized, GnomeAnne, and iskinner!
troo dat

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mikemk » Mon May 23, 2016 3:19 am UTC

You get a hare in a bush

I insert something
Computer specs:
Spoiler:
Intel i5-750 (OC 3.33 GHz)
8GB (OC 1333 MHz) (2GB HDD cache)
NVIDIA GT 740 (OC 1149 MHz) 4GB (OC 841 MHz)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Mon May 23, 2016 5:25 am UTC

You receive nothing.

I insert a doctor.
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You can learn to levitate with just a little help.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Mon May 23, 2016 6:43 am UTC

You receive a copy of Watson's medical algorithm, confusingly printed out onto bond paper in 12-point Times New Roman.

I insert a sandcastle, made out of kinetic sand.
Free markets, free movement, free plops
Blitz on, my friends Quantized, GnomeAnne, and iskinner!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed May 25, 2016 8:47 am UTC

You get time.

I insert a shell.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed May 25, 2016 9:59 pm UTC

You get the ocean.

I insert 3 nickles I found in my car.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Thu May 26, 2016 12:40 am UTC

You receive an eleven-cent coin, a trime, and two half-cents.

I insert a partridge (une perdrix).
Free markets, free movement, free plops
Blitz on, my friends Quantized, GnomeAnne, and iskinner!
troo dat

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 26, 2016 5:49 am UTC

You get a younger partridge which for some reason gets referred to by the opposite grammatical gender in French (un perdreau).

I insert a French-to-English dictionary.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu May 26, 2016 8:21 am UTC

You get a Frenchman. He's quite upset at being forced out of the vending machine because he liked it there.

I insert impatience.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby cjquines » Thu May 26, 2016 9:29 am UTC

You get… wait for it… wait for it… wait for it…

You get…

Impatient.

I insert sadness.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 26, 2016 11:42 am UTC

You get tears.

I insert a screwdriver.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Thu May 26, 2016 2:01 pm UTC

You receive a bag of rivets.

I insert a single playing card (eight of hearts).
Free markets, free movement, free plops
Blitz on, my friends Quantized, GnomeAnne, and iskinner!
troo dat

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu May 26, 2016 2:18 pm UTC

You get the hearts of eight of your closest friends.

I insert wrath.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 26, 2016 5:07 pm UTC

You get lust.

I insert a train full of commuters.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sableagle » Thu May 26, 2016 5:21 pm UTC

You get an aerial surveillance video of a very confused would-be suicide bomber wandering around a vast plain of nearly uniform density and being plagued by moral and existential doubt for about 60 hours.

I insert this vehicle:
Image
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu May 26, 2016 6:49 pm UTC

You get a real penguin with natural wheels.

I insert my avatar.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Thu May 26, 2016 10:46 pm UTC

You receive 17 kg of freeze-dried plops.

I insert the Witch of Agnesi.
Free markets, free movement, free plops
Blitz on, my friends Quantized, GnomeAnne, and iskinner!
troo dat

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sableagle » Thu May 26, 2016 11:01 pm UTC

You receive the 17-hour extended version of The Blair Witch Project.

I insert an appeal for clemency (because nobody should have to sit through even 17 minutes of that rubbish).
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby thunk » Thu May 26, 2016 11:47 pm UTC

You receive an orange peel of magnanimity.

I insert a relativistic molpy.
Free markets, free movement, free plops
Blitz on, my friends Quantized, GnomeAnne, and iskinner!
troo dat

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Fri May 27, 2016 7:49 am UTC

You get an explosion, caused by the dumped kinetic energy.

I insert a shot of espresso.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sableagle » Fri May 27, 2016 12:16 pm UTC

You get shot with .50 Action Express.

I insert the body armour that saved your life.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri May 27, 2016 12:17 pm UTC

You get the gun that'll end it.

I insert a purple toupee.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby heuristically_alone » Sat May 28, 2016 6:26 am UTC

You get the color purple.

I insert a deck of 51 cards
Bow gifted by adnapemit.

You can learn to levitate with just a little help.

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