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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bibliotender » Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:57 pm UTC

You know what it feels like to loose the Super Bowl and knowing is half the battle.

I put in tickets to the lingerie bowl.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mishrak » Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:59 pm UTC

(lol nice!)

You get out a coupon to Victoria's Secret.

I put in a Honda Civic.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bibliotender » Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:24 pm UTC

You get a gerbil, with a kazoo in his mouth, running on a treadmill.

I put in a fountain pen

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:40 pm UTC

You get a pen fountain.

I put in a soda.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bibliotender » Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:54 pm UTC

You get a $1.10

I put in a Loonie

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:01 pm UTC

You get a slightly deranged Canadian. They stare at you, hurl a snowball, and go running back to their igloo.

I stick my hand into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bentheimmigrant » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:40 pm UTC

You get your left foot, severed at the ankle

I put in every emoticon ever
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby AJR » Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:18 pm UTC

You get a heap of punctuation.

I put in a Möbius strip

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby itaibn » Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:36 am UTC

You get an inside-out Mobius strip.

I put in hard work and dedication.
I NEVER use all-caps.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:49 am UTC

You get a lousy life.

I put in cheating.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby itaibn » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:59 am UTC

You get caught.

I put a quine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:10 pm UTC

You get back a quine, according to Wikipedia.

I put a circus mirror into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mishrak » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:12 pm UTC

You get back an evil clown face.

I put in the Pythagorean Theorum.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:24 pm UTC

You get trigonometry.

I put in a derivative.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mishrak » Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:27 pm UTC

You get out L'Hopital's Rule

I put in a book on Linear Algebra

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby brakos82 » Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:27 pm UTC

You get 4 tickets to a San Jose Stealth lacrosse game.

I put in a slinky.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:30 pm UTC

You get stairs.

I put in heaven.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:29 am UTC

You get a retired theologian.

I put in a broken electric jug.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:19 pm UTC

You get a broken jugular.

I put in a stroke.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby brakos82 » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:41 pm UTC

You get a golf club.

I put in Tiger Woods.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:42 pm UTC

You get incest.

I put in my sister.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby AJR » Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:36 am UTC

Your sister is cross as being treated like an object. You get a transistor.

I put in a big list of puns.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:42 am UTC

You get a blank look.

I put in a quarter.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kevmus » Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:50 am UTC

You win the grand prize!
You get a quarter!

I put in a tiger in a box.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:04 am UTC

You get a box in a tiger.

I put in the grand prize.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:29 am UTC

You get out a booby prize.


I put in a bottle of honey mustard.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby sillybear25 » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:19 pm UTC

You get a bottle of honey and a bottle of mustard.

I put in a pirated DVD.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Raptortech97 » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:12 am UTC

You get comfy job at the RIAA.

I put in his comfy job at the RIAA.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:49 am UTC

You get killed by Nintendo.

I put in a hacked wii.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:20 am UTC

You get killed by Nintendo.

I put in a garbage bag filled with yoghurt.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:21 am UTC

You get killed by Nintendo.

I put in a yogurt bag filled with garbage.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Vohu Manah » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:26 am UTC

You get the American Electoral College.

I put in a dead Nintendo employee.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby sinal » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:18 am UTC

You get the english wikepedia,

I put in a frozen waffle

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:20 am UTC

You get a hockey puck.

I put in my younger brother.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby sillybear25 » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:11 am UTC

You get back your older brother. Don't have an older brother? You do now.

I put in the number i.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:37 pm UTC

You get the real world.

I put in e.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby MadParrot » Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:29 am UTC

you get another i then the e again

I put in an Agatha Cristie with the last page ripped out.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:06 pm UTC

You get out a small plastic cup.


I put in a ball point pen.
/I fear in me, you will find/
/the antithesis of your good time/

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:11 am UTC

You get ink all over your new shirt.

I put in e*i.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:20 am UTC

you get out pi.


i put in pie!
/I fear in me, you will find/
/the antithesis of your good time/


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