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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:43 am UTC

Well then I put YOU back in!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:24 am UTC

I put in the chances of this turning into a massive string of insults!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mickyj300x » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:28 am UTC

You get Godwin's law.

I put in a piano.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:13 am UTC

you get Hitler

I put in Nazis.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Absolute » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:18 am UTC

You get Czechslovakia, Poland, and France, but only temporarily.

I put in a beer.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Sruixan » Sun Jun 07, 2009 2:31 pm UTC

You don't appear to get anything out, which makes you pissed. The next morning, however, you are treated to the mother of all hangovers and a rather nasty wake-up call from a goat with a moustache.

I put in a mousemat stained with tea.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:46 pm UTC

You get a mat made of mouse fur, and a golf tee.

I put in all world political leaders.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby paragon12321 » Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:53 pm UTC

You get the collective anger of 6 billion people.

I put in a calculator.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Eruantale » Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:23 pm UTC

You get a polar rose.

I put in the Uthat.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Box Boy » Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:25 pm UTC

You get a pony

I put in my sig.

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Absolute wrote:You get Czechslovakia, Poland, and France, but only temporarily.

I lol'd
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:27 pm UTC

You lose the waffle war

I put in the ultimate weapon against waffles
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Box Boy » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:32 pm UTC

You get a magic spell that (straight away) revives every waffle who's ever died.

I put in your head.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:34 pm UTC

Box Boy wrote:You get a magic spell that (straight away) revives every waffle who's ever died.
But I never use the spell...

Box Boy wrote:I put in your head.

you get terminal cancer

I put in the cure for cancer
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Box Boy » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:39 pm UTC

You get me cured.

I put in your fathers corpse, naked, while on fire, with you.


eaglef2 wrote:
Box Boy wrote:You get a magic spell that (straight away) revives every waffle who's ever died.
But I never use the spell...

Perhaps I wasn't clear, it's a magic spell that revives every waffle who's ever died straight away after you get it.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:40 pm UTC

But I have no magic...
you get the Black Plague on your face

I put in the color orange
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Box Boy » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:42 pm UTC

You get an apple.

I put in a quarter.

eaglef2 wrote:But I have no magic..

Thankfully this spell runs on mana, which you have.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:46 pm UTC

What are you talking about? I have chakra, not mana.

you get a dollar

I put in a pocket full of hatred
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Box Boy » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:47 pm UTC

You get torn to pieces.

I put in chocolate.

eaglef2 wrote:What are you talking about? I have chakra, not mana.

Then it's a ninjutsu.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Aquilai » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:01 pm UTC

You get a kage-bunshin.

I put in Summer Glau.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:50 pm UTC

You get the vending machine vandalized by drooling fanboys.

I put in Obama's CHANGE!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Esc » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:17 am UTC

You get Obama.

I put a black hole into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Scyphozoa » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:15 am UTC

And everything just gets... sucked in!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:15 am UTC

You get dark matter.

I put in the next big paradigm shift
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:52 am UTC

You get a can of coke. It is slightly shaken up by it's journey through the bowels of the vending machine, meaning a little will spray onto you when you open it. Due to a strange want for independance of yours, you actually feel like doing your own washing; but alas, you washing machine is broken. As you are compelled to wash your coke-stained shirt, you go to the nearest coin-operated laundromat and wash you clothes there. You meet a beautiful woman who is actually genuinely interested in the things you want to talk about. You get married and have two kids (a girl and a boy), you both have great jobs, retire early, and die old and happy....

You get a good life.

I put in a happy ending.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:06 am UTC

You get the Mormon cult. I mean religion. Yeah.


I put in a big fat pretzel.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:53 am UTC

You get an anorexic pretzel, it is constantly trying to throw itself up...

I pu tin 4 hours of wasted time.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Aquilai » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:21 am UTC

You get a spell checker.

I put in all the treasures from all the Indiana Jones movies (yes I had them all along).
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:05 pm UTC

you get plastic replicas

I put in jello
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Esc » Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:08 pm UTC

You get a pile of dirty dishes. :(

I put annoying clicking noises into the machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:09 pm UTC

you get the letter 'q'

I put in the number phi
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Esc » Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:29 pm UTC

You get a slice of delicious pumpkin pie.

I put in a thousand hiccups.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:50 pm UTC

you get a glass of water. Which you must drink upside down while holding your nose.

I put in watermelons. Delicious, juicy watermelons!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby abrenecki » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:51 am UTC

You get a pineapple.

I put in half-rim glasses, a stick of deodorant, a blue plastic cup, an empty tub of yoghurt, a subwoofer, a copy of Windows 7 (legally acquired of course), and a tablet PC.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:04 pm UTC

You get the average nerd's desk.

I put in some pocket lint and a jar filled with toothpaste.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:22 pm UTC

you get one more post*

I put in candy and a trench coat and a mysterious van and a creepy guy

*seriously how do you do that?
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby ekzrated » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:39 pm UTC

You get my father. Lucky you.

I put in waffles.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:14 am UTC

you get the destruction of all waffles! I win this war!

I put in smilies
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby abrenecki » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:43 am UTC

You get myspace. Run.

I put in a tartan tie.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:06 am UTC

you get animal crossing

I put in an asterisk
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby abrenecki » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:07 am UTC

You get a footnote.

I put in a pair of trackpants.


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