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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 1:31 am UTC

You get sprayed with some weird brown liquid.

I put in my inhaler.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bartimaeus » Fri May 15, 2009 1:57 am UTC

you get asthma

I put in france

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 1:59 am UTC

you get some cheese and a manual on how to capitulate.

I put in poxic.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bartimaeus » Fri May 15, 2009 2:01 am UTC

you get canada

i put in death

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 2:05 am UTC

You get Mort.

I put in Bartok.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TobiXTheGoodBoyX » Fri May 15, 2009 3:14 am UTC

You get Bart Simpson.

I put in a mudkipz.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 3:39 am UTC

You get /b/

I put in Cziffra (Google him)

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby iceberg » Fri May 15, 2009 3:51 am UTC

you get obscure gibberish

i put in my cast
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 15, 2009 5:19 am UTC

you get a broken limb

I put in a ClassCastException
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby darkspork » Fri May 15, 2009 6:53 pm UTC

You get a UserMadeCustomGenericExceptionUsedForEverything

I put in a lava lamp
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Chfan » Fri May 15, 2009 6:56 pm UTC

You get AIDS.

I put in an Internet.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby King of Frogs » Fri May 15, 2009 7:04 pm UTC

You get a single peice of paper from the machine, which reads "First!!!1!!".

I put in Football (soccer).
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 15, 2009 8:19 pm UTC

you get out a pig skin(American football)

I put in manga
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Alucard_101 » Fri May 15, 2009 9:50 pm UTC

You get a hentai doujin

I put in my flash drive
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 15, 2009 10:02 pm UTC

you lose all your data

I put in all of your lost data
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby darkspork » Fri May 15, 2009 10:12 pm UTC

You get a segfault

I put in a toilet bowl
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby fisticuffs » Tue May 26, 2009 4:23 am UTC

you get blue water.

i put in pink water
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mickyj300x » Tue May 26, 2009 5:40 am UTC

You get perfume.

I put in Stanchinsky.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Esc » Wed May 27, 2009 10:22 pm UTC

You Stalin in a party hat, accompanied, for some unknown reason, by a purple chicken.

I purchase the lost city of Atlantis from ebay and put it into the vending machine. Along with ebay.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Scyphozoa » Thu May 28, 2009 4:40 am UTC

You get Rodney McKay.

I put in my Phish tickets that I think I'm going to sell after buying better ones.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Thu May 28, 2009 8:29 am UTC

You get a pile of dead fish.

I put in a raptor with dual crossbows.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bentheimmigrant » Thu May 28, 2009 8:43 am UTC

You get a raptor with two crossbows. Turns out the machine couldn't hold it.


I put in Rush Limbaugh
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Thu May 28, 2009 8:45 am UTC

You get a series of Kiwi question marks.

I put in Stephen Fry, the tall cocktail shaker-shaking barman.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bentheimmigrant » Thu May 28, 2009 11:49 am UTC

You get Stephen Fry, playing Michael Jackson

I put in the French Revolution
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby VDOgamez » Thu May 28, 2009 2:45 pm UTC

You get the Spanish Inquisition

I put in the vending machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bentheimmigrant » Thu May 28, 2009 4:09 pm UTC

Sweet, I just put the Spanish inquisition in last week!!!1!


You get punched in the face for repeating something from the first page (and a few times after that).


I put in some peanut butter fudge
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Esc » Thu May 28, 2009 11:47 pm UTC

You get exactly 6,472 spoons and one spork.

I put in all my delusions.
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Silver2Falcon wrote: As soon as we see a space tourism company insulting their competitors in a crappy infomercial, Mars will be less than 20 years away.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 29, 2009 12:11 am UTC

you get all of my fears and disturbing desires...

I put in the Twelve Days of Christmas
"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Esc » Fri May 29, 2009 12:13 am UTC

You get a Santa, his elves, his reindeer, and his velociraptors.

I put in an annoyingly catchy advertising jingle.
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Silver2Falcon wrote: As soon as we see a space tourism company insulting their competitors in a crappy infomercial, Mars will be less than 20 years away.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Fri May 29, 2009 1:13 am UTC

You get out an annoyingly dull and dreary advertising jingle.

I put in half a tonne of mung beans...
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:I wrote "moistly"... wierd.


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Scyphozoa » Fri May 29, 2009 3:28 am UTC

You get one annoyed Ogg (from the educational show Cro).

I put in lemonade with a hint of orange blossom water.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Fri May 29, 2009 5:02 am UTC

You get a recipe for a Modern Britain.

(A Bit of Fry and Laurie is awesome)

I put in BEEF GOULASH.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 29, 2009 6:07 am UTC

you get out HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY

I put in a hit counter
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Esc » Fri May 29, 2009 6:13 am UTC

You get a kitchen counter.

I put in all the bad karaoke in the world.
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Silver2Falcon wrote: As soon as we see a space tourism company insulting their competitors in a crappy infomercial, Mars will be less than 20 years away.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Fri May 29, 2009 6:19 am UTC

You get a japanese tourist trap.

I put in some very sharp pointy things...
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:I wrote "moistly"... wierd.


::.._____..::ROYAL RAINBOW!!!::.._____..::

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Esc » Fri May 29, 2009 6:22 am UTC

You get Death. Also Binky.

I put in a missspeld wurd.
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Silver2Falcon wrote: As soon as we see a space tourism company insulting their competitors in a crappy infomercial, Mars will be less than 20 years away.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Fri May 29, 2009 6:28 am UTC

You get a grammar nazi.

I put in concrete powder, scorpion vodka and viagra...
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:I wrote "moistly"... wierd.


::.._____..::ROYAL RAINBOW!!!::.._____..::

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Esc » Fri May 29, 2009 7:03 am UTC

You get an igloo, six sheets of stationary, and a disoriented encyclopedia salesman.

I wish that posts made in forum games were counted instead of just ignored, then insert the wish into the vending machine in the hopes that it will come true.
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Silver2Falcon wrote: As soon as we see a space tourism company insulting their competitors in a crappy infomercial, Mars will be less than 20 years away.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Nith Azra » Fri May 29, 2009 9:23 am UTC

You get a can of Coke and no change....

I put in all my dreams, hopes and aspirations....
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:I wrote "moistly"... wierd.


::.._____..::ROYAL RAINBOW!!!::.._____..::

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Fri May 29, 2009 10:41 am UTC

You get a series of disappointments, an attempt to at least be happy, a very ugly pile of the suicide-inducing truth, and one tiny cherry of indestructible hope.

I put in... a 4x4x4 Rubik's cube, a chess set, a lack of a relationship, a piano, and a large collection of powerful films.


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