hat_on_a_rat wrote:sleepygamer wrote:Chrismclegless wrote:Platypodes wrote:Actaeus wrote:We could ask someone who knows more about prostitution and monkey porn.
Okay. My phone number is 07717 476378.
Ooh, stalking/rape opportunity!
Hurry up and get here. I'm getting fidgety waiting.
Too easy. Probably not funny enough though.