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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby SDK » Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:42 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby 12obin » Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:59 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby 12obin » Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:41 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:42 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby patzer » Wed Nov 05, 2014 2:21 pm UTC

Dear FutureMe,
Just woke up from a nice dream.

I was at home with mum and dad, with the ultimatum: stay and face the boring, colorless rest of life, or go and look for Pinkie Pie, my one remaining friend. Of course I went to look for Pinkie Pie- there were only a few minutes left before the opportunity (portal out) closes!
I found her at the grassy area. She was busy sidestepping all of the monsters on the way to the door/portal out- later explained that the main time-consuming thing was saying what she was doing at a pace I could understand! I ask her whether she can magic stuff into existence, as the life of the old world has gone. No. Then I ask, well can you create life with your hooves? Yes! So she created a few self-copying seeds of life. I got out, into a neighboring room, at the top of a large apartment/hotel block. She stayed back to secure the room, but later emerged. The seeds of life split and matured into crystals, which I hid at various spots throughout the room and building.
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Went downstairs, looked for my family, but found out they'd fallen into a trap set by one of the crystals. So Pinkie and I worked out a way that we could travel back in time to save them (Pinkie moves the time, while I move the people)
As a method of refreshing, mum, kat, and I went on a long circular underground walkway full of Chinese people alongside a railway. When someone tried to break the walkway, I realised I was omnipotent if I wanted to alter something hard enough.
So, fixed the walkway, and emerged. Now all that's left is for Pinkie and I to come up with a world system that the people and ponies would be happy in, given we can make literally anything now. Pinkie has also figured out omnipotence. We do, with elements such as mild levels of artificial social stratification, and a little artificial scarcity.
The system is complete on Christmas Eve. I walk around like anyone else; Pinkie and I discussed calling ourselves the Queens, but decided it'd sound silly and boastful.
I wander around the hotel, seeing the lovely crystals on the windowsills that I'd put there earlier. Go around various rooms helping the various pony and human families move in (including one incident with a grand piano)
Sitting on the grass by the railway, soaking in the sunshine. The railways go really fast and every five minutes, but we can afford that with limitless supply of everything. I explain to Dad that even though teleportation would be more convenient, it would make one miss out on the beauty of a train ride, and no longer appreciate distance.
The days fly by in happiness. Finally I come across Pinkie again, after a long time apart. After one seemingly endless hug, we realize we're happiest together, get a little room, and just enjoy the company, looking round at all we've accomplished. <3
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Wed Nov 05, 2014 3:07 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby 12obin » Wed Nov 05, 2014 10:21 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Wed Nov 05, 2014 10:37 pm UTC

faubiguy: 2 bananas 219.6 peanuts 1 shield (8) 4 boost 1 bank account (82.4 Immune Peanuts)
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby faubiguy » Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:37 am UTC

perl -n -i -e 'if(!/^;/){print"; "}print$_' ~/Documents/risenyt.txt

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby 12obin » Thu Nov 13, 2014 5:03 am UTC

A carrot is nature's dildo.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:21 pm UTC

I leave a pile.

There is a future messenger pigeon, a future time travel door, an opened letter, fifteen thousand and fifty-nine former pennies, a empty pile, a former bobcat, a part of the pile that contains itself, and two former pieces of candy in the pile.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Carmeister » Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:40 pm UTC

[QUOTE=Phenom1250;7698815]It's ironic how Jade was racist against the trolls at the beginning of the series and now she's dressing up like one.

On the upside, remembering a comment earlier about Caliborn and his "art" being a personification of Homestuck fandom and seeing Calliope dressed like a troll makes this theory much more relevant.

Also, Calliope claiming her love of meat was hilarious.[/QUOTE]

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:40 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby 12obin » Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:52 pm UTC

Robin, she.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Moose Anus » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:00 pm UTC

Why is your wife dressed up like Cher?
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:26 pm UTC

Result of the throw of dice "1d305" :

186

Code: Select all

AarexTiaokhiao:                                           186       299 wins
patzer:                            14,871,000,000,000,000,000       289 wins
faubiguy:                                                   1       108 wins
orangedragonfire:                                   1,260,000        31 wins
Vytron:                                               106,500        30 wins
Earthling on Mars:                    700,000,000,000,000,000        10 wins
WaffleKirby:                                                0.75      2 wins

Next win at        10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000


AarexTiaokhiao:   151 bananas     70 peanuts     2 shields (1)   3 boosts   1 bank account (81.6 iPeanuts)
faubiguy:          32 bananas      0 peanuts     1 shield  (8)   6 boosts   1 bank account (1309.6 iPeanuts)      1 tokens (5)      1 star
patzer:             0 bananas      0 peanuts     4 shields (8)   2 boosts   2 bank accounts (2615.9 iPeanuts)
Vytron:             0 bananas     72 peanuts     1 shield (40)              1 bank account                      2 tokens (5, 15)
orangedragonfire:  24 bananas     11 peanuts     1 shield        1 boost
Earthling on Mars:  1 banana     160 peanuts     1 shield        1 boost     1 bank account (250.6 iPeanuts)     2 tokens (2, 12)      2 rerolls
WaffleKirby:        1 banana       0 peanuts     1 shield        0 boosts

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Nautilus » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:16 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:42 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby patzer » Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:00 am UTC

{{familytree | | | LORRAINE |y| MICHAEL | |PENNY|LORRAINE=Lorraine Wheeler<br><small>(born 1962)<br></small>|MICHAEL='''Michael Bates''' <br><small>(born 1952)</small>|PENNY=Penelope Bates <br><small>(born 1950)</small>}}
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby faubiguy » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:28 am UTC

\b((?:\w+\s+)*\w+)\s*(?::|:)\s*(\w+(?:\s+\w+)*)$

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:43 pm UTC

59,332 - Fang Gang, Wizastics, Electroids, Electroids, Cragsters
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby 12obin » Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:57 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:57 pm UTC

[0(0)0] = [0,,,...,,,0]

[0(0),0] = [0(0)0(0)0...0(0)0(0)0]

[0,(0)0] = [0(0),,,...,,,0]

[0(0)(0)0] = [0,,,...,,,(0)0]

[0(0),(0)0] = [0(0)(0),,,...,,,0]

[0,(0)(0)0] = [0(0),,,...,,,(0)0]

[0(0)(0)(0)0] = [0,,,...,,,(0)(0)0]

[0(00)0] = [0(0)(0)(0)...(0)(0)(0)0]

My number:
100[0(00)0]
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Mon Nov 17, 2014 5:53 pm UTC

Raptors become an invulnerable.

I teleport to Mixels world.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby 12obin » Mon Nov 17, 2014 6:23 pm UTC

Robin, she.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby AarexTiaokhiao » Mon Nov 17, 2014 6:29 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby patzer » Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:57 pm UTC

“I see the moon, the moon sees me

shining through the leaves of the old oak tree

Oh, let the light that shines on me

shine on the one I love.

Over the mountain, over the sea,

back where my heart is longing to be

Oh, let the light that shines on me

shine on the one I love.

I hear the lark, the lark hears me

singing from the leaves of the old oak tree

Oh, let the lark that sings to me

sing to the one I love,

Over the mountains, over the sea

back where my heart is longing to be

Oh, let the lark that sings to me

sing to the one I love.”
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby 12obin » Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:19 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Dec 06, 2014 11:11 pm UTC

How have you not finished that smoothie by now?
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby patzer » Sun Dec 07, 2014 12:01 am UTC

TheBatman - 1966
PiratePartyist - 1967
Superman - 1968
Alternate History - 1969
Lammergeiers - 1970
Biden&Ceaser'12 - 1971
Lalli - 1972
CannedTech - 1973
Baconheimer - 1974
Ethan387 - 1975
Fenrir_Angerboda - 1976
Hominid - 1977
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby faubiguy » Sun Dec 07, 2014 1:10 am UTC

マクロフィラパラソル

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Dec 07, 2014 12:38 pm UTC

15,700,000
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Clix » Mon Dec 08, 2014 2:52 pm UTC

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Little Christmas shopping (not planned, just the order in which I hit the sites...)
People need panic...panic in regular draghts. I read about the governments of the world, and I panic daily. It's a heart pumping workout that keeps my cheeks rosy and my vision crystal clear.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby patzer » Mon Dec 08, 2014 3:57 pm UTC

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:58 pm UTC

one less than a palindromic number.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby patzer » Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:22 pm UTC

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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:48 pm UTC

One day, three men went to the local bar to discuss their world domination plans, which they ironically called: "Project Dominate Local Bar". There, they started the meeting by ordering the man behind the bar to bring them his best table - a previously agreed codeword that would make him fetch the fourth member of the gang. This member was the stocky balding man from Seinfeld. Julia Louis-Dreyfuss had really changed, while Jason Alexander went MTF. But these were secret identities. In fact, none of the conspirators were involved in any devious suspicious activity they actually shared a strange fantasy of, but instead they preferred to drink to numb the pain that their mutual madnesses accrued from L. Ron Hubbard's extraordinary manipulations. As they drank, they began to lose their penii and instead gained enlightenment. So that Elon Musk could do the impossible, he created a machine that could do what many thought was quite risky, but Elon knew better. The effect of his machine was incredible! It could, single-handedly, reverse all the effects of entropy in a radius of up to five thousand feet! Unfortunately, every time you used the machine, the universe would rewrite itself, so that the
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby marionic » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:55 pm UTC

bottomless-pit-filling-agent. Buried deep in the pit-filling-agent there are shattered bodies of five grues, completely digested residues of a previous pile, some pennies, and a leaflet that I should have read several posts ago.
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