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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby michaelandjimi » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:33 am UTC

I blew off your face.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby tryptanymph » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:37 am UTC

I blew off YOUR MOM's face.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby podbaydoor » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:15 am UTC

I blew off your mom's face, then fucked the gaping hole of what was her mouth. Then I stuffed a kitten down your pants.
tenet |ˈtenit|
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Azrael001 » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:49 am UTC

I forced you to do it.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby abrenecki » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:51 am UTC

I forced Azrael001 to force podbaydoor to do it.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Azrael001 » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:21 am UTC

I liked it.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby podbaydoor » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:23 am UTC

I liked it so much I humped its leg.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby abrenecki » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:23 am UTC

I liked it so much I humped your leg. And your mum's. I'm also using British spelling just to spite some random American.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby parthenos » Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:16 pm UTC

AAAAAAARGH. I invented forum games, Britney Spears, Your Mom, and Clippy.
maybe if this signature is witty enough someone will finally love me.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Azrael001 » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:45 pm UTC

I made sure that these things would stay "popular" and that they wouldn't go out of circulation.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby parthenos » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:48 pm UTC

I sponsored Hannah Montana forever.
maybe if this signature is witty enough someone will finally love me.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby podbaydoor » Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:26 pm UTC

I gave Disney execs the idea for Disney Channel.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Azrael001 » Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:40 pm UTC

I like the Disney channel.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby tryptanymph » Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:41 pm UTC

I like watching the Disney channel. And so does your mom. That's why we do it doggy style. So be can both watch Hannah Montana.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Maseiken » Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:40 am UTC

Well I do your mum from behind while we watch you two through a two-way mirror!
AND Hannah Montana!
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Azrael001 » Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:43 am UTC

Well I nuked Mexico City, which, being the city with the greatest population in the world, causes more deaths in one attack than has ever before happened.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby UnderRock » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:14 am UTC

I nuked Mexico City as well... only with an antimatter nuke.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Zak » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:41 am UTC

I mildly dislike small kittens.
*waggles eyebrows*

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby tryptanymph » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:54 am UTC

I mildly dislike YOUR MOM's puppies. Doesn't mean I don't eat my dinner off them most nights.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Zak » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:57 am UTC

My mother is dead.
I killed her,
But i brought her back to life through the pet semetary,
Then i let her kill your entire family,

Then i ate her.
*waggles eyebrows*

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Quixotess » Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:24 pm UTC

I go on the Big Beautiful Women forums posing as a man. Then whenever anyone expresses interest in me and shows me a picture of them, I say "Oh...no, sorry, I don't like them THAT fat" no matter what they weigh.


...Or was that too horrible?
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Felstaff » Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:13 pm UTC

I offer these ladies a comfort sandwich. nom nom nom.
Away, you scullion! you rampallion! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby i like pi » Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:19 pm UTC

I eat their comfort sandwhiches.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Col. Mustard » Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:28 pm UTC

Well, I drink your milkshake.
I drink it up!!
(Then I kill you.)

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby i like pi » Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:31 pm UTC

I come back from the dead, rip out your stomach, drink the contents of your stomach, and rip out your intestines all the while attempting to keep you alive for as long as possible while torturing you.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Felstaff » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:34 pm UTC

I anticipate said move and drink slow-acting poison.

I also swallow an image of Rick Astley.
Away, you scullion! you rampallion! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:29 am UTC

Me? I'm the guy who started the rickroll thing.

Yeah.

/thread.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby i like pi » Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:27 pm UTC

I invented infinite rickrolling!
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby That_one_guy » Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:57 pm UTC

I AM RICK ASTLEY!
Стюарт's My name, Перевод вещей, используя Google's my game.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby drconcon » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:20 am UTC

I invented the first Trojan Horse.
Belial wrote:Never assume you're safe.

That's when the raptors get yah!


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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby SummerGlau » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:06 am UTC

I AM a Trojan Horse.
-Summer Glau


P.S. Don't forget to check out the next season of The Sarah Connor Chronicles this fall on FOX!

P.P.S. I can kill you with my brain.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby i like pi » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:13 pm UTC

I invented trojan condoms!
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Xalerwons » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:48 pm UTC

I became a homewrecker and shortly broke up with the girl 2 months later.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby falcon434 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:26 pm UTC

i Nuked the entire universe with a sub-atomic bomb that crushed all of you guys into a quantum singularity, then proceeded to create a new universe under my control.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby BurntCornMuffin » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:20 pm UTC

I negated your XKCDian existence and that of your universe by pointing out that you didn't post in the intro thread yet. I then took your nullified universe and had it powdered, and now use it to flavor my food.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Cornelius » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:46 pm UTC

I divided by zero.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Pirate.Bondage » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:31 am UTC

My mom just told me my grandmother has stopped eating, and I said "good."
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby abrenecki » Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:08 am UTC

I made your grandmother stop eating. With your mum's aluminium-coloured arse.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby i like pi » Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:19 pm UTC

I AM GOD AND I HAVE INVENTED ETERNAL PAIN AND SUFFERING!!!
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Felstaff » Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:46 pm UTC

I once hit a mouse with a golf club. It was six feet tall, and at Disneyland.
Away, you scullion! you rampallion! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe.


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