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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby tryptanymph » Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:30 pm UTC

Oh yeah? Well I get donkeys to rape them while I do all of that stuff!
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby hat_on_a_rat » Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:59 pm UTC

I rape everyone, ever born. EVER. TWICE. IN THE EYES. WITH A SAUDERING IRON.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby tryptanymph » Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:03 pm UTC

Well I raped YOU whilst YOU were raping THEM! IN THE EAR! WITH MY PENIS! AND I DIDN'T USE A CONDOM!
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby AvalonXQ » Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:57 pm UTC

I funded the creation of Battlefield Earth.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby parthenos » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:00 pm UTC

i funded george bush's presidential campaign. beat THAT.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby tryptanymph » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:02 pm UTC

I funded YOUR MOM's heroin addiction through me paying her for hawt sex.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Puck » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:45 pm UTC

I sold her the heroin. And got hawt sex. And beat her for the privilege.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby parthenos » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:59 pm UTC

you're disgusting, but I KILLED RANDALL MUNROE.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Zak » Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:32 am UTC

I raped his dead body.

Then i ate it.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Azrael001 » Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:08 am UTC

I filmed the whole thing and used it to influence today's children to become tomorrow's psychopaths.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Zak » Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:12 am UTC

I diddled all of the children while you were showing them the movie.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby willwithskills » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:01 am UTC

I sold those kids a mixture of blended kittens and crack, made them snort it, then told ZAK to go violently rape them while they watched the movie.
So it goes.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby tryptanymph » Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:20 pm UTC

Oh yeah? Well I poured tear gas into the cinema whilst they watched the movie, then organised a crack team of gay crack addicts to rush into the cinema, rape the children, shit on them, rape their mothers in front of them, rape their fathers in front of them, rape YOU in front of them, and then finally got them to SUICIDE BOMB the building until it killed everyone inside. INCLUDING RICK ASTLEY!!!!
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Azrael001 » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:32 pm UTC

Well I set up an elaborate conspiracy that would automatically one up anything that any of you do.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby podbaydoor » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:20 pm UTC

I dismantled your conspiracy.
tenet |ˈtenit|
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a principle or belief, esp. one of the main principles of a religion or philosophy : the tenets of classical liberalism.
tenant |ˈtenənt|
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a person who occupies land or property rented from a landlord.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby parthenos » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:23 pm UTC

i did something so terrible i cannot even name it. and it's not possible to one-up it.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby J Spade » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:35 pm UTC

I did it twice.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Maseiken » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:40 pm UTC

I did it twice.
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

Maseiken had the ball at the top of the key...

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Zak » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:20 am UTC

I did yer sister twice.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby tryptanymph » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:22 am UTC

I forced your mom to do your sister twice. Whilst forcing them to both ingest illegal drugs. Whilst I filmed them. And then put it on 4chan.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Zak » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:44 am UTC

I AM 4chan.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby tryptanymph » Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:44 pm UTC

I am Bittorrent!!!
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby AvalonXQ » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:03 pm UTC

I am the RIAA.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Azrael001 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:03 pm UTC

podbaydoor wrote:I dismantled your conspiracy.


This is a good thing. You lose.

I am Scientology.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Maseiken » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:51 am UTC

I... I....
I can't compete...
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

Maseiken had the ball at the top of the key...

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby parthenos » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:57 am UTC

i am catholicism. and i murdered john lennon. and jimi hendrix. and martin luther king. and bob marley. and janis joplin. and kurt cobain. three times. and then i ate them.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby tryptanymph » Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:24 am UTC

I shot Dimebag Darrel!

((I feel bad at myself for saying that now. :( ))
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby parthenos » Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:07 am UTC

i have no idea who he is. seriously.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby podbaydoor » Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:09 am UTC

I have no idea who he is, and I'm proud of it.
tenet |ˈtenit|
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a principle or belief, esp. one of the main principles of a religion or philosophy : the tenets of classical liberalism.
tenant |ˈtenənt|
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby michaelandjimi » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:20 am UTC

I am proud of having no idea who he is. Twice

Also, I post illogical statements on the XKCD forum whilst other people are having fun! And I beat the people who reference 4chan or the like in response to my posts.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Azrael001 » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:26 am UTC

I do something worse than that.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Zak » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:59 am UTC

When i go to a restaurant i send back the food for no reason.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby michaelandjimi » Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:10 am UTC

I give their food back and charge them for the food I have now supplied them.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby parthenos » Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:27 pm UTC

i do everything previously stated in this thread and i killed keith moon. five times.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby podbaydoor » Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:41 am UTC

I gave birth to Britney Spears.
tenet |ˈtenit|
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby Azrael001 » Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:48 am UTC

I gave her her record deals.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby abrenecki » Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:51 am UTC

I AM Britney Spears.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby willwithskills » Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:48 am UTC

I am K-Fed, wazzup, peeps?
So it goes.

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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby parthenos » Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:31 pm UTC

oh, that one was hard, but i blew europe off the face of the earth while you weren't looking. bye-bye.
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Re: I'm a horrible person

Postby drconcon » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:29 am UTC

I blew earth off the face of the universe.
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