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Re: I never...

Postby Izawwlgood » Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:54 pm UTC

Skydiving was already used a little while ago. I did many flips on my way to the ground.

I've never eaten a meal of more then 3 distinct animals. (Turducken.... mmmm)
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Re: I never...

Postby AvalonXQ » Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:03 pm UTC

Sushi meals make this easy to do.

I've never been to Africa.

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Re: I never...

Postby Zohar » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:54 pm UTC

I've been to the Sinai desert, which is part of Egypt, which is part of Africa.

I've never directly killed a non-insect animal.
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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:01 pm UTC

I've killed various animals with several different vehicles. That bunny rabbit, in particular, was very difficult to nail down, had to swerve several times before crunching its bones. :twisted:

I've never eaten brains. (of any animal)

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Re: I never...

Postby AvalonXQ » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:32 pm UTC

Lamb's brains are actually very good.

I've never been licensed to operate an alternative vehicle (motorcycle, plane, etc).

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Re: I never...

Postby Actaeus » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:51 pm UTC

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Re: I never...

Postby abrenecki » Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:54 am UTC

Macbook Core 2 Duo 2.2GHz (Black, 13-inch Late 2007)! I also have a full-length double-breasted woolen overcoat, which is close enough to the other kind of macintosh.

I have never successfully done anything useful with my toes.

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Re: I never...

Postby kellsbells » Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:03 am UTC

I have played a very interesting rhythm game with my toes (you have to move them in patterns, and if you wiggle a toe out of turn, you're out).

I have never watched Battlestar Galactica.
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Re: I never...

Postby Zohar » Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:35 pm UTC

Can't wait for season four!

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Re: I never...

Postby tryptanymph » Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:33 pm UTC

...bad times.

I've never been on stage in front of more than 200 people.
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Re: I never...

Postby Zohar » Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:01 pm UTC

At the play we did at the end of junior high. Didn't really enjoy it, but I didn't suffer too much, I think.

I've never eaten rabbit meat.
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Re: I never...

Postby tryptanymph » Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:46 pm UTC

Yum. In a stew it is quite rich actually! :D

I've never got 100% on a test.

A real test, not an in class one.

Like... a final exam, etc.
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Re: I never...

Postby parthenos » Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:52 pm UTC

i have. like, every single test up to 5th grade. i never studied though. i still didn't get good grades because i never did homework. ever.

i've never had a phone call that lasted more than 30 minutes. i hate phones.
maybe if this signature is witty enough someone will finally love me.

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Re: I never...

Postby tryptanymph » Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:15 pm UTC

Hah, I had one that's about 5 hours once.

Free weekend calls + bored teenagers = talk talk talk talk.

I've never broken a bone. A major one.
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Re: I never...

Postby Zohar » Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:40 am UTC

It's been some time and no one answered so I guess my little toe on my right foot will have to do. I didn't even realize it was broken until several days after, when the pain wouldn't let go.

I've never been to New York.
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Re: I never...

Postby parthenos » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:26 pm UTC

I've never had to empty the cat's litter box. Lucky me.
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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:05 pm UTC

Yeah, I've done that. But no more cats, now my dog poops in the yard.

I've never eaten food from my own home-grown garden. (But I planted one this weekend!)

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Re: I never...

Postby Zohar » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:17 pm UTC

Herbs, certainly. And fruit.

I was never caught cheating.
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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:24 pm UTC

Chemistry teacher walked up to my desk, spray bottle and cloth in hand, and washed off all my formulas I had written there before the start of a test. Whoops.

I've never cheated on my wife.

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Re: I never...

Postby Frank Verhage » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:59 am UTC

Arr, you killed the thread!
I don't think the odds are good that someone (a)) has a wife, (b)) cheats on her and then (c)) posts that on xkcd, a site that (d)) the missuhs, having married said someone, probably look at. I mean, it's kinda unlikely... Is it okay if we broaden this one to cheating per se?

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Re: I never...

Postby AdamV » Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:12 pm UTC

I have cheated the wife at cards (and owned up afterwards)

I never have I ever brewed my own beer (always meant to though)

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Re: I never...

Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:41 pm UTC

It was with my dad, I was 12. It was terrible to me at the time.

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Re: I never...

Postby fer-sure-maybe » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:27 pm UTC

I have....in my nightmares, it was terrible.

...that so counts!

Never have I ever been able to keep good gossip to myself. =] yes, I'm terrible, i know

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Re: I never...

Postby Zohar » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:11 pm UTC

I'm excellent at keeping secrets. Anything that anyone wants me to keep to myself, I do. And nothing (except, perhaps, legal obligations) could make me tell it to anyone.

I never played Myst.
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Re: I never...

Postby drconcon » Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:52 pm UTC

Who hasn't played Myst?

I've never had a broken bone.
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Re: I never...

Postby Actaeus » Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:41 pm UTC

drconcon wrote:Who hasn't played Myst?

Oh! Oh! I know this one! Zohar, right? :D
I've broken my right arm, right wrist, and I think my left arm once.

I've never had sex with a hobo. (This includes people who identify as hobos for whatever reason, in fact, anyone who could be remotely considered a hobo)
(If this kills the thread for more than a few days, just skip it.)

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Re: I never...

Postby timpzed » Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:48 am UTC

exactly how hobo does she have to be... like couch surfing for a few months or actually homeless and drug addicted?
if its the former, then...


i've experienced anything colder than -20c

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Re: I never...

Postby tryptanymph » Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:51 am UTC

Yup. Norway. I went out in shorts and a T-shirt at night. It was pleasant.

I've never contracted any kind of STI/STD. ...or crabs.
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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:42 pm UTC

:oops: some random willing stranger in Japan gave me something or other that cleared up with some antibiotics. Wish I knew her name so I could thank her. :evil:

I've never caused someone to have an abortion (or had an abortion).

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Re: I never...

Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:30 pm UTC

Actaeus wrote:
drconcon wrote:Who hasn't played Myst?

Oh! Oh! I know this one! Zohar, right? :D
I've broken my right arm, right wrist, and I think my left arm once.

I've never had sex with a hobo. (This includes people who identify as hobos for whatever reason, in fact, anyone who could be remotely considered a hobo)
(If this kills the thread for more than a few days, just skip it.)

swear. to. god. I have. Not a prostitute or anything like that, kind of a one night stand with a girl I know, who goes to my school, who hops trains, lives in our arboretum instead of her dorm room, hitchhikes around instead of driving, and in general is very hobo-y. She's rather attractive, to be honest.

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Re: I never...

Postby Rodan » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:34 am UTC

I saw a whole bunch when I was little...

I've never sent a text message.

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Re: I never...

Postby esoteric » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:24 am UTC

I text message all of the time.


I have never been bitten by a snake or any reptile.

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Re: I never...

Postby keozen » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:19 am UTC

I've had a nip by my friend's snake, it's not dangerous or venomous tho.

I've never drank coffee and liked it
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Re: I never...

Postby fer-sure-maybe » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:46 am UTC

I love it cold. Not iced coffe, just cold/lukewarm coffee.

Never have I ever been able to stop myself from perving on a pair of lovely legs, woman or man.

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Re: I never...

Postby NINnerd » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:22 pm UTC

I have been able to control myself. ;)

I've never been to Alaska.
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Re: I never...

Postby Badion » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:59 pm UTC

I have, its cold, beautiful and earie.

I have never thrown a container of gasoline into a fire. (you can bet that i will one day though)
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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:11 pm UTC

I highly recommend it. Just do it on a beach somewhere. And run.

I have never been to jail and held overnight.

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Re: I never...

Postby i like pi » Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:54 pm UTC

...




I never lied. (p4r4d0x z0mg)
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: I never...

Postby sophyturtle » Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:09 pm UTC

I feel lame for this one, since there are such better and more shocking nevers up there I have done...

never have I had sex with people who were related
I want to get to a place where I am neither conforming nor rebelling but simply being.

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Re: I never...

Postby NINnerd » Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:11 am UTC

I think you may have killed the thread. Haha. :D
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