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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Yablo » Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:01 pm UTC

"I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government." ~ George Orwell

"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was." ~ Bill Clinton

"When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother." ~ Steve Buscemi
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Echo244 » Mon Jan 18, 2016 4:29 pm UTC

"The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist" - Santa Claus.
Unstoppable force of nature. That means she/her/hers.
Has committed an act of treason.

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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby eviloatmeal » Tue Jan 19, 2016 8:14 am UTC

"Failure is always an option." - Franz Reichelt
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Yablo » Tue Jan 19, 2016 11:43 pm UTC

"People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone." ~ Victor Frankenstein

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." ~ Ernest Hemmingway
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Yablo » Fri Apr 08, 2016 5:53 pm UTC

"These go to eleven." ~ mathematician, physicist, and clock maker Christiaan Huygens

"They call it a Royale with cheese." ~ Grimace

"Show me the money!" ~ Pretty Boy Floyd
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby stopmadnessnow » Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:27 pm UTC

"Only connect." - Kevin Bacon

"The show must go on." - Abraham Lincoln.

"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia." - Tom Hanks.

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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Echo244 » Wed Apr 27, 2016 11:38 am UTC

"I have nothing to declare but my genie(us)" - Aladdin
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby SirGabriel » Tue May 03, 2016 2:45 pm UTC

“Come, let’s away to prison;
We two alone will sing like birds i’ the cage:
When thou dost ask me blessing, I’ll kneel down,
And ask of thee forgiveness: so we’ll live,
And pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh
At gilded butterflies, and hear poor rogues
Talk of court news.”
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Yablo » Thu May 05, 2016 5:40 pm UTC

"I understand about indecision, but I don't care if I get behind. People living in competition, all I want is to have my peace of mind." ~ Gendün Druppa, 1st Dalai Lama

"I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." ~ Benjamin Button

"You better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone, cause the times they are a-changing." Donald Trump
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby eran_rathan » Tue May 10, 2016 3:56 pm UTC

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss." -Alexander Hamilton
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Yablo » Wed May 18, 2016 4:55 pm UTC

"Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast." ~ The Tortoise

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way." ~ Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy

"It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it." ~ Christopher Columbus

"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old." ~ Benjamin Button
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby eran_rathan » Mon May 23, 2016 7:20 pm UTC

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them how you please." - Donald Trump
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Yablo » Tue May 24, 2016 5:05 pm UTC

"Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing." ~ Sam Walton
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Yablo » Wed Aug 17, 2016 6:50 pm UTC

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." ~ William Shakespeare

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space." ~ Stephen Hawking
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Echo244 » Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:07 pm UTC

"I am Iron Man, do do do do do do do, vote for me!" - Donald Trump
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Soupspoon » Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:33 pm UTC

"Momma just killed a man" - Norman Bates

"I Have a Dream!" - Alice Pleasance Liddell

"To infinity and beyond!" - Georg Cantor

"True friends stab you in the front" - Michael Gove (or many other possibilities, but I went with this one)

"We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?" - The Pope

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." - the obligatory1 Donald Trump


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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby fallen_star87 » Thu Apr 20, 2017 11:32 am UTC

"All you need is love." - Donald Trump

"Dream big and dare to fail." - Elon Musk

"Every moment is a fresh beginning." - Kayne West

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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Yablo » Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:50 pm UTC

"It's hard to make predictions, especially about the future." ~ Nostradamus

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” ~ Stephen Hawking

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.” ~ Anonymous
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:42 pm UTC

"whats the difference between ignorance and apathy? i don't know and i don't care." goerge orwell.
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Yablo » Fri Mar 02, 2018 1:33 am UTC

"The power of The Force stopped you, you hosers." ~ Kylo Ren

"Back off, man. I'm a scientist." ~ Bill Nye
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Yablo » Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:44 pm UTC

"Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream." ~ Huckleberry Finn

"You trust Becky? Becky's eating a cup!" ~ Roseanne

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings." ~ Quasimodo

"Good morning, Vietnam!" ~ Captain Benjamin Willard
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby poxic » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:24 pm UTC

Suffer the little children to come unto me.
- - Anakin Skywalker
All empires fall.
Don't look back.
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Yablo » Wed May 02, 2018 9:33 pm UTC

Leonardo da Vinci: "I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains."
Lorenzo de' Medici: "You're that smart?"
da Vinci: "Let me put it this way — have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?"
de' Medici: "Yes?"
da Vinci: "Morons."
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Re: Great Quotes From the Wrong People

Postby Yablo » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:03 pm UTC

"Creditors have better memories than debtors." ~ Bernie Madoff

"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Forrest Gump

"When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it’s best to let him run." ~ P.T. Barnum
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