LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [CLOSED]

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby suffer-cait » Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:15 pm UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby micdi » Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:54 pm UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby slinches » Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:05 pm UTC

I think this should be in here

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby micdi » Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:44 pm UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Azrael » Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:51 pm UTC

... CAIT JUST WON. CAIT, TAKE A REST.

EVERYONE ELSE CAN PLAY FOR SECOND PLACE.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby slinches » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:21 pm UTC

felltir - 2485

Also

Adacore - 2671 and SilentTimer - 597

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby suffer-cait » Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:33 am UTC

AH! HAHA!! WEEEEEEEE! you said that means i get even another pet?ooooooooooo
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Flumble » Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:34 am UTC

At your service:

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby ggh » Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:08 am UTC

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ETA:
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ETA2:
Oh hey.
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ETA3:
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When we say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Qaanol » Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:40 am UTC

Azrael wrote:DEFENSE:
- WEE FREE MEN WITH THE CORRECT AVATAR ARE EXEMPT FROM BEING EATEN.
- BEING EATEN DOES NOT ELIMINATE YOU FROM PLAY.
- YOU CAN ONLY BE EATEN ONCE.
- YOU NEED (1) CERTAINLY-NOT-PANTHER FOR EACH 1000 POST COUNT. THUS, YOU WOULD NEED (2) CERTAINLY-NOT-PANTHERS TO A WEE FREE MAN WITH 1200 POSTS. IN CASE thith IS STILL UNCLEAR, NOT-PANTHERS HAVE A MAXIMUM CARRYING CAPACITY OF 1000 POSTS.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby suffer-cait » Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:53 am UTC

Play harder! if i keep seeing opportunities not being taken I might just have to try for second place. 7 hours is plenty break.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby slinches » Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:20 am UTC

I don't see any opportunities right now besides SirGabriel - 8. But that doesn't count for much with this scoring scheme.

Oh and ZoomanSP - 1126
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby suffer-cait » Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:21 am UTC

helping would be cheating!
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby slinches » Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:44 am UTC

I guess there are a few opportunities.

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Postby suffer-cait » Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:47 am UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:08 am UTC

Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby slinches » Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:38 am UTC

Can we add a bonus for the lowest post count?
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:29 am UTC

Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Azrael » Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:42 am UTC

I THINK THAT CAIT'S PANTHER IS SUFFICIENTLY FED FOR NOW.

SOMEONE CAN TALLY SCORES FOR A REWARD OF +1 CATS.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:51 am UTC

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna be fooled again!
NOM!
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WERE YOU TRYING TO EAT ME? BECAUSE YOU FORGOT AT LEAST ONE NOT-A-PANTHER. PLUS, IT DOESN'T WORK HERE.

*PETS THE NICE PERFECTLY-NORMAL-HOUSECATS*
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Sprocket » Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:22 pm UTC

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I THINK YOU ARE AT LEAST ONE ROUND BEHIND.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Whizbang » Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:42 pm UTC

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Fixed.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Azrael » Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:14 pm UTC

SCORING ACCEPTED.

+2 CATS FOR EXCELLENT WORK. YOU NOW HAVE THREE CATS. THAT'S NOT EVEN ONE TEN.

QAANOL GETS SECOND PLACE, AND WITH IT A NEW PET:

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HE IS VERY ... UNIQUE.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When we say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Qaanol » Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:51 pm UTC

Azrael wrote:SCORING ACCEPTED.

+2 CATS FOR EXCELLENT WORK. YOU NOW HAVE many CATS. THAT'S NOT EVEN ONE TEN.

QAANOL GETS SECOND PLACE, AND WITH IT A NEW PET:

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HE IS VERY ... UNIQUE.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, whence I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR

Postby lmjb1964 » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:03 pm UTC

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Yes! Yes! I got points! I...what do you mean the game's over? Nooooooooooo!!!!
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, whence I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR

Postby Whizbang » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:05 pm UTC

Just round four. I assume there will be more.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, whence I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR

Postby suffer-cait » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:21 pm UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, whence I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR

Postby lmjb1964 » Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:21 pm UTC

Whizbang wrote:Just round lots. we assume there will be more.

Yeah, knowing me, by the time I figure out the rules and try to play, the game will change again. :D I am slow.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, whence I say jump, you say Why COLOUR!

Postby Mishrak » Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:36 pm UTC

suffer-cait is owning everyone.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [R4 CLOSED]

Postby ggh » Thu Apr 09, 2015 2:17 am UTC

Gee, I got back from Tinkerbell and the Neverbeast hoping to find the Round 5 mission, and instead I see that I've missed the grand finale. Let me add my applause late then: thanks for the fun!

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [R4 CLOSED]

Postby Azrael » Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:41 pm UTC

WE ARE FINISHED WITH THIS DIVERSION FOR NOW. WELL DONE, EVERYONE.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [CLOSED]

Postby Mishrak » Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:27 pm UTC

I LIEKD BEING A LANCE CONSTABLE SIR

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [CLOSED]

Postby bachaddict » Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:35 pm UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [CLOSED]

Postby Whizbang » Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:52 pm UTC

I'll just take my honorable discharge and go home then.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [CLOSED]

Postby suffer-cait » Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:08 pm UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [CLOSED]

Postby Quercus » Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:24 pm UTC

It's just occured to me that it wasn't pink, or magneta. This year it was lilac (link contains spoilers for Night Watch).

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [CLOSED]

Postby Qaanol » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:43 pm UTC

I would just like to state for the record that I at no time utilized the proper avatar, and was thus a perfectly valid target throughout the final round.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [CLOSED]

Postby azule » Fri Apr 10, 2015 7:26 pm UTC

I was captured as a spoils of war. I hope you kinky fuckers enjoyed having me bound (in pink) and gagged (I didn't post). I tasted good, didn't I?

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