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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby suffer-cait » Tue Apr 07, 2015 4:23 am UTC

ahammel
madge

EDIT: whoops. page top, round over. round 4 incoming?

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When we say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Qaanol » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:10 am UTC

suffer-cait wrote:ahammel
madge

EDIT: whoops. page top, round over. round lots incoming?

Well there’s this, “FINISH THE JOB”, so I’ll go ahead and say that, as soon as your Madge is accepted, then Djehutynakht.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby suffer-cait » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:45 am UTC

yeah, that had been my goal, but didn't want to add....
also, this
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:01 am UTC

Azule From the list!
LINK FAIL

Moose Anus
Quizatzhaderac
Cradarc
mathmannix
OLD X4

-1 CATS
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby patzer » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:34 am UTC

How many people are left on the list? (that we haven't caught yet)
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:36 am UTC

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JudeMorrigan -> Should have been on the list.
SUPER OLD X2

Update for Whizbang's list
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Kewangji - done
Dauric - Done
NotGrouchy - Hasn't posted in a while
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davean - No superior officers.
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Adam H- What's their red card status?
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Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby suffer-cait » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:56 am UTC

since apparently we're not waiting.....
studyinserendipity who should be on the list.

SO THAT THING ABOUT NO SAFESPACES STILL EXISTS
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby ggh » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:10 pm UTC

need a hand
ETA: never mind, sorted elsewhere

YES THIS ONE.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:13 pm UTC

Drumheller769

I LIKE THEIR AVATAR
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Postby patzer » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:35 pm UTC

PeteP

followed by Moo

in turn followed by felltir

ALL THREE PREVIOUSLY TAKEN.

+1 POINTS ANYHOW
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:36 pm UTC

Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Azrael » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:49 pm UTC

AT THIS POINT, IT'S FROM-THE-LIST OR NOTHING.

MY WRIST IS TIRED FROM ALL THE CLICKING.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When we say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Quercus » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:54 pm UTC

Azrael wrote:AT thith POINT, IT'S FROM-THE-LIST OR NOTHING.

our WRIST IS TIRED


That's what she said :D

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When we say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:20 pm UTC

Neil_Boekend wrote:Azule From the list!
fixed the link.

ONE OF US
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby slinches » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:55 pm UTC

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[Edit]:never mind too old. And so is their most recent post

[Edit 2]: Serutan, but that location probably doesn't count.
WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, WE CHEAT A LITTLE BIT.

PLUS, THEY DOUBLE POSTED.


I don't think the rest of the list has posted recently enough (outside of a safespace) to successfully target.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby ucim » Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:21 pm UTC

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Febrion, take two. <clack>

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Whizbang » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:37 pm UTC

studyinserendipity - From the list

IT WOULD SEEM THAT THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE YOU STOP SUBMITTING THE SAME POST FROM A SAFESPACE IS TO CHEAT HERE TOO.

FINE.


Oops, didn't catch that it was a safespace thread. I just looked at his/her most recent post and checked the forum. Other pink people had already responded, so it seemed a clear catch. My bad.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When we say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Azrael » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:25 pm UTC

I HAVE SPOKEN TO BAKEMASTER. HE IS OURS

SO TOO IS NOT GROUCHY, AS HIS MASTER IS AN OFFICER, THUS HIS MINION IS OUR MINION.

THE LIST:




ROUND [NUMBER OF ELEPHANTS MINUS ONE] IS NOW CLOSED. SOMEONE TALLY SCORES, PLEASE.

LIST ENTRIES COUNT TRIPLE. CATS WORTH +/-3 POINTS.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby suffer-cait » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:57 pm UTC

SCORING ACCEPTED!

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HA HA HA. THAT IS NOT A CAT BECAUSE HE HAS ZERO CATS. I AM AMUSED.


THE HIGHEST COMPLIMENTS FOR YOUR WORK, PLEASE HAVE THIS FLEDGLING HOUSE CAT.

I THINK YOU WILL FIND HIM AN ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE SIZE FOR YOUR DWELLING ONCE HE IS FULLY GROWN.


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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Earthling on Mars » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:07 pm UTC

kalira

... YOU ARE VERY BAD AT THIS GAME. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOUR NEW PUPPY.

Edit: Not a bad idea.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Azrael » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:36 pm UTC

ROUND #[THE QUANTITY OF ELEPHANTS SUPPORTING THE WORLD] IS NOW OPEN:

I AM TOO LAZY TO MAKE THE SETTINGS WORK SO THAT I CAN SEND YOU A PM, SO THESE ARE THE RULES:

OBJECTIVE: FEED OTHER WEE FREE MEN TO CAIT'S NEW PET

METHOD:
- POST IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEM IN THREAD-APPROPRIATE WAYS
- INCLUDE A PICTURE OF A YOUNG TOTALLY-A-HOUSE-CAT-AND-CERTAINLY-NOT-A-PANTHER.
- LINK THE POST HERE.

BOUNDS:
- ICT, FORUM GAMES, MADNESS ANNOUNCEMENT, GENERAL, FAID
- ONLY NEW POSTS THAT YOU MAKE AFTER THE ROUND STARTS COUNT

DEFENSE:
- WEE FREE MEN WITH THE CORRECT AVATAR ARE EXEMPT FROM BEING EATEN.
- BEING EATEN DOES NOT ELIMINATE YOU FROM PLAY.
- YOU CAN ONLY BE EATEN ONCE.
- YOU NEED (1) CERTAINLY-NOT-PANTHER FOR EACH 1000 POST COUNT. THUS, YOU WOULD NEED (2) CERTAINLY-NOT-PANTHERS TO A WEE FREE MAN WITH 1200 POSTS. IN CASE THIS IS STILL UNCLEAR, NOT-PANTHERS HAVE A MAXIMUM CARRYING CAPACITY OF 1000 POSTS.

SCORING:
- IN YOUR POST, INCLUDE THE POST COUNT OF THE EATEN PERSON. THESE WILL BE TALLIED.
- WINNER GETS A NEW PET.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Whizbang » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:38 pm UTC

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THE NEW PET WILL NOT BE A WOLF. WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A WOLF?

EDIT: HA HA HA HA. I DID NOT WAIT LONG ENOUGH THE FIRST TIME.

YOU ALSO GET +1 ACTUAL-CAT

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Postby suffer-cait » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:39 pm UTC

awww, he's gunna grow up to be so big and snuggly!!!!
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Azrael » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:50 pm UTC

^ EARTHLING ON MARS, 614 POSTS

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NO, THIS IS NOT A LEGAL PLAY. BUT THAT WAS A BOLD MOVE, COTTON.

I HEREBY DECLARE THAT YOUR NEW PUPPY IS CERTAINLY-NOT-A-PANTHER PROOF.

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Oh good.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby slinches » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:57 pm UTC

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Also, is my pink slug panther proof?

... NO

ALSO: YOU NEED +1 PANTHER.


EDIT: Fixed above, also moody7277 - 392
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Azrael » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:58 pm UTC

I NEED TO ATTEND TO SOME BUSINESS AND WILL BE AFK FOR A WHILE. DON'T DOUBLE-EAT PEOPLE, ONLY EAT THE RIGHT PEOPLE IN THE RIGHT PLACES AND WITH THE RIGHT NUMBER OF CERTAINLY-NOT-PANTHERS.

ELSE I WILL BE DISPLEASED.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby suffer-cait » Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:04 pm UTC

Thesh 3911 posts, I rounded up.
patzer 381 (from now on i spoiler)
eSOANEM 3098
Neil_bookend 2107
bentheimmigrent 1237
sprocket 5853 (rounded up)
weeks 1497

EDIT: you are best at presents I love my new kitty and the title <3
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