LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [CLOSED]

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

Postby Azrael » Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:29 pm UTC

ROUND 2 CLOSED; HOLD FOR ROUND THREE

SOMEONE TALLY SCORES. BE MORE INTERESTING THIS TIME.

ALSO: NEXT PERSON TO SUBMIT A POST THAT IS OLDER THAN APRIL 5TH IS GOING TO GET A RED CARD.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND many PENDING]

Postby Mishrak » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:07 pm UTC

ROUND TWO SCORING ACCEPTED.

I APPRECIATE THE CATS

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND many PENDING]

Postby SDK » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:07 pm UTC

Fifth time's the charm.

SFX

YOU DID IT CORRECTLY THIS TIME.

EXCEPT THAT YOU'RE LATE AND POSTING OUT OF ROUND.

*SQUEAK SQUEAK?*

NO, NO CAT FOR THEM.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:37 pm UTC

Neil_Boekend wrote:BigNose

ERROR: LINKED TO LAST UNREAD

Sorry that should have been http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=40667&view=unread#p3769112

IF THE LINK HAS THE WORD 'UNREAD' IN IT, IT'S NOT THE RIGHT LINK
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby SDK » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:38 pm UTC

Maybe I'll manage on the sixth... :roll:

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Azrael » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:43 pm UTC

ROUND THREE OPEN. NO TIME LIMIT. FINISH THE JOB.

... THE JOB YOU JUST GOT AS A PM.

DON'T BONE IT.

EDIT: YOU GUYS ARE SORTA BONING IT.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby suffer-cait » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:45 pm UTC

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STRONG START X2

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STILL IMMUNE
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby SDK » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:52 pm UTC

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SOLID.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby suffer-cait » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:53 pm UTC

ANGUA
(we can't pinken what has been requested if certain folks are exempt)

PLEASE DESIST TRYING TO CAPTURE YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICERS
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:55 pm UTC

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AT LEAST IT WASN'T YOUR SETUP

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby SDK » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:55 pm UTC

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RATH RETURNS TO THE FOLD
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby suffer-cait » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:56 pm UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby SDK » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:57 pm UTC

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RABBITS ARE OK, I GUESS
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby SDK » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:58 pm UTC

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ERROR: INVALID FORMATION
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Postby suffer-cait » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:59 pm UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby suffer-cait » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:01 pm UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby SDK » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:01 pm UTC

cellocgw (followed by orthogon, the real target)

THAT WAS SOLID TACTICS, RECRUIT.

2 POINTS + 1 CAT.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:02 pm UTC

cellocgw

Ninja'd by SDK (even the reason)

azule (for The Baron)

ERROR: OLD POST
ERROR: NOT SURE WHY YOU LINKED THE BARON'S POST HISTORY


[Edit - Response] So as to better find new posts.[/edit]
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby suffer-cait » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:03 pm UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby SDK » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:04 pm UTC

serutan (followed by Djehutynakht)

ERROR: SANDWICHES NEEDED FOR PAST-TENSE CAPTURES. CAPTURES TODAY CAN BE SINGLE-SIDED
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby SDK » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:06 pm UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When we say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby SDK » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:26 pm UTC

SDK wrote:Thesh

ERROR: INVALID FORMATION

Thesh (for real this time)

YOU NOW ALSO HAVE BRAIN WORMS
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Postby suffer-cait » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:28 pm UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When we say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:36 pm UTC

The General wrote:ERROR: SANDWICHES NEEDED FOR PAST-TENSE CAPTURES. CAPTURES TODAY CAN BE SINGLE-SIDED


Wat.

Excite.

On it.

ONLY THE ONES ON THE LIST CAN BE CAPTURED THAT WAY. DOES NO ONE READ INSTRUCTIONS ANYMORE? DID YOU NOT GET THE INSTRUCTIONS?

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:40 pm UTC

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ERROR: TARGET NOT ON LIST APPROVING SINGLE-SIDED FORCE.

... YOU COMPILED THE LIST.


[Edit Response]Sorry. Got confused. Didin't realize single-sided was targets only. So, we still sandwich other people that are not direct targets?[/edit]

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Earthling on Mars » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:46 pm UTC

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RED CARD.

OH, WAIT. WIZ DID THE SAME THING LIKE 10 POSTS AGO.

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Earthling on Mars » Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:11 pm UTC

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INVALID LOCATION

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby mrob27 » Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:22 pm UTC

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Whizbang » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:02 am UTC

Kewangji

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+2

ONE WAS ON THE LIST. WELL DONE.

+0.7 CAT

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Qaanol » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:38 am UTC

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ERROR: INVALID ENTRAPMENT
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby slinches » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:42 am UTC

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ERROR: LOCATION

[EDIT]: Is this location any better or am I missing something obvious? (considering my abilities in such things, it's very likely the latter)

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby mrob27 » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:46 am UTC

chridd Nope, temporal location error, sorry :(

baordog

... and maybe Logological and PeteP (might be bordering on necrochronality)

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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When we say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby Qaanol » Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:34 am UTC

Qaanol wrote:San Fran Sam

ERROR: INVALID ENTRAPMENT

I formally appeal on grounds that this exists, and repeat the name San Fran Sam.
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Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Postby ucim » Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:51 am UTC

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Pinkify Every Newest In Scope!

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