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by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Second-to-last-to-post wins!
Replies: 422
Views: 66165

Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Must...resist...urge...to post...
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1218520

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for knowing the universe's deepest secrets and not telling us.
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 121451

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

*slashes Max2009 using a dissected frog*
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Put stuff in the above poster's pants!
Replies: 451
Views: 46488

Re: Put stuff in the above poster's pants!

*stuffs a giant ferris wheel inside Max's pants*
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Put stuff in the above poster's pants!
Replies: 451
Views: 46488

Re: Put stuff in the above poster's pants!

*pours muriatic acid in Duban's pants*
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1218520

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for saying the word hypocrite twice.
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Put stuff in the above poster's pants!
Replies: 451
Views: 46488

Re: Put stuff in the above poster's pants!

*tosses a Windows installer inside BigBoss' pants*
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 164235

Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

I will use the extra five minutes that i'm awake in changing your OS into Windows, and your only browser into Internet Explorer.
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: This is the title of the first post.
Replies: 112
Views: 9730

Re: This is the title of the 58th post.

This post contains the same number of words as the number of letters in the next post doubled.
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1443900

Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

I once read an article about scientists trying to make the perfect bacon sandwich. They tested the required thickness of the bacon, the temperature of the pan, the preferred slice of bread,etc. They found the required Newtons that you should use to chew and the sound of you munching in Decibels. The...
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Strange but false
Replies: 544
Views: 65823

Re: Strange but false

Scientists from Japan and Canada have discovered that human hair glows in the dark for a few minutes, but only if the hair, still attached to the scalp, is immersed in citric acid and Giant Sequoia tree sap in a very dark room for exactly 2 and a half seconds.
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8750
Views: 898211

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: The molotov cocktail is too small to confuse any missiles
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1218520

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for not liking complicated things
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 121451

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

*impales thecamoninja using a diamond sword*
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:18 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 121451

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

*loads the stairs and the bottle inside a rocket launcher and fires at thecamoninja*
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1218520

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for liking yellow instead of green
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 494827

Re: Interviewing the fora

Ankylosaurs

If you were given a chance to create a new word to be added to the english language, what word will you create and what is its definition?
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 121451

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

*smacks Under's face using a raptor's skull*
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 121451

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

*cuts the ball in half with radians, then catapults them to Under...*
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 121451

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

*beats up silvyr using pentel pens*
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 287878

Re: Attack and Defend

i programmed the tv earlier to let me out at the exact same moment you place me in.

I set loose an entire swarm of stranglets at NP
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 121451

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

*stabs Silvyr with a doorknob*
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 121451

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

*hacks SlyReaper with a scientific calculator*
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1218520

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for wearing potholders
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 121451

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

*smashes slyReaper with pancakes...*
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1225150

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

Image
the lobsters will all die out...
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You Laugh, You lose
Replies: 1095
Views: 219281

Re: You Laugh, You lose

http://unrelatedcaptions.com/submissions/cat_uploads/a4afe1506840eb.jpg http://unrelatedcaptions.com/submissions/cat_uploads/a4afa0ff04a7ae.jpg http://unrelatedcaptions.com/submissions/cat_uploads/a4afc9349c055d.jpg http://unrelatedcaptions.com/submissions/cat_uploads/a4afa24ad0dc00.jpg http://unre...
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 121451

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

* hacks Under a Pale Grey Sky with antimatter headphones*
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543006

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but the batteries overheated and they exploded, killing you

i wish that everything in the world was like Schrodinger's box thingy...
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: It's a duck.
Replies: 227
Views: 22512

Re: It's a duck.

Magilla wrote:
Zeroignite wrote:
MasterOfAll wrote:
Bulvox wrote:
Balesk Baj, Timeburner wrote:This thread has gotten haywire, like a berserk duck.
A what?
A berserk duck.
Does it rampage?

Does what rampage?


A giant duck tank rampages...
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1218520

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for not panicking.
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1051684

Re: Vending machine!

out comes a zombie frog

I put in headphones
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 121451

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

* hits Max2009 with a chainsaw wearing a cowboy hat*
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1225150

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

Image

It sucked it all in...
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543006

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You have a pie made of cherry, like the only thing in it are cherries

i wish the earth is a 3-D hexagon
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: It's a duck.
Replies: 227
Views: 22512

Re: It's a duck.

This thread has gotten haywire, like a berserk duck.
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:49 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 411025

Re: Create a Card: MTG

Roil Sliver
2W
Creature - Sliver
flying
Landfall - whenever you played a land into the battlefield, all slivers gain +1/+1 until the end of the trun
2/2

Next card: Cracked reality
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1218520

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because you also don't have any avatar
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543006

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Not granted. Then someone burns you to a crisp with a flamethrower

i wish I have a piece of meteorite
by Balesk Baj, Timeburner
Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0657: "Movie Narrative Charts"
Replies: 337
Views: 151464

Re: "Movie Narrative Charts" Discussion

3 words:
Awesome, awesome, awesome!

One of my favorite charts, including the chart about space and sizes
I would like to have a poster of this!

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