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by Josephine
Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Arrow game
Replies: 3127
Views: 204356

Re: The Arrow game

^^ is so very right.
>< joins the NWOA
VV must join the NWOA on pain of death.
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:31 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Can a machine be conscious?
Replies: 162
Views: 30657

Re: Can a machine be conscious?

* I am hungry. * I am tired. * I am horny. * I am sad. * I am confused. * I am in love. * You need food. * you need sleep. * your body has a drive to reproduce. * (a little more metaphysical) you need some way to ingrain memories and learn from mistakes, right? * Your senses or ability to comprehen...
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 292725

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Hammertime. All the time.


Do you have a danish?
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2563128

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You get human pie bingo instead.

I wish I had thought of Google first.
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Moustaches Game!!
Replies: 13
Views: 1776

Re: Moustaches Game!!

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Custom made, just for you. I decided to stray from the llamas on this one.

On a side note, I too will never sleep again.
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Arena!
Replies: 32
Views: 2007

Re: Arena!

I dart in the radioshack next door, walking out with an armful of capacitors. I then run in the post office's back door, hurriedly assembling a railgun. I then kick through the door to the front of the place, and shoot vieto in the back. I then dart back inside to recharge the capacitor.
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2513706

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

That tongue thing is... strange. Does it involve holding your tongue down while you curl it? or is it all in the tongue? I can curl my tongue, but not like that.
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2513706

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

It's more of a muscle twitch. Your eyes have the fastest moving muscles anyway, it's just a matter of harnessing them. It freaks everyone out, but it's a pity I can't exactly see while I do it, or I would check a mirror.
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7747
Views: 783480

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

I could Google the method, but that would take more than 15 seconds.

The ingredients of thermite? (no need for any ignition sources)
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2513706

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Tillan wrote:What other tricks do have have? Can you twitch your nostrils?



No, but I can vibrate my eyes.
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count up in Trinary!
Replies: 554
Views: 68400

Re: Count up in Trinary!

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by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1061209

Re: Vending machine!

You get a banner ad advertising penis enlargements.

I put in Deep Thought.
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1229791

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for escaping a Hollywood prison.
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4346
Views: 556119

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

The wormhole is open; let's play poker.
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:49 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Billy Mays dead at age of 50
Replies: 44
Views: 5333

Re: Billy Mays dead at age of 50

Aradae wrote:Image

Of course, it all makes sense!



I literally fell out of my chair. That has to be one of the funnies things I've ever seen.
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:01 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The ants shall inherit the Earth
Replies: 25
Views: 1625

Re: The ants shall inherit the Earth

Not intelligence in the human sense. Swarm intelligence. There's quite a difference.
by Josephine
Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:38 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The ants shall inherit the Earth
Replies: 25
Views: 1625

Re: The ants shall inherit the Earth

Ants, a nuisance they may be, are really amazing creatures. Individually, they're some of the most basic visible animals. In multitudes, they have society, and, seemingly, intelligence approaching that of humans. They have agriculture, and rudimentary culture.
by Josephine
Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:52 am UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Why Windows is better than Linux
Replies: 211
Views: 92665

Re: Why Windows is better than Linux

lulzfish wrote:Actually, I'm using Kubuntu, which is more like KDE 4 / GNU / Linux / Ubuntu / several other projects.
People like to say "Linux" because the "X" makes it sound cool.



Apple figured this out 8 years ago.
by Josephine
Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0604: "Qwertial Aphasia"
Replies: 118
Views: 27254

Re: "Qwertial Aphasia" Discussion

no... NO! I... just read... 1500 panels...and now... I discover they had the equivalent of alt-text? CURSE YOU ALL!
by Josephine
Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0602: "Overstimulated"
Replies: 131
Views: 30616

Re: "Overstimulated" Discussion

Randall, get out of my head + I don't get it = what?
by Josephine
Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0602: "Overstimulated"
Replies: 131
Views: 30616

Re: "Overstimulated" Discussion

I do so wish I was able to see the underlying mathematical principles like that. But I'm sure that's how the most highly evolved possible beings see the universe.

[EDIT] Also, HELL YES TOPIC POST
by Josephine
Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0602: "Overstimulated"
Replies: 131
Views: 30616

"Overstimulated" Discussion

I actually read all the party text... but I get this all the time.
by Josephine
Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0600: "Android Boyfriend"
Replies: 136
Views: 43905

Re: "Android Boyfriend" Discussion

Welcome to the end of the human race. Sexbots.
by Josephine
Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:21 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: What hardware do you own? (Consoles + PCs)
Replies: 44
Views: 4238

Re: What hardware do you own? (Consoles + PCs)

I own a PSP, an original Xbox, a Wii, and the supercomputer. A Dell XPS 4 gb ram, quad core with a graphics card in the nvidia 9000 series. I'm not sure which (posting off my iPhone... Does that count?). I've also discovered that I can almost afford a new maxed out Mac Pro. An indicator for my compu...
by Josephine
Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:59 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Rock Raiders
Replies: 18
Views: 1964

Re: Rock Raiders

Wow. I had all but forgotten about that game. It was fun, if a little frustrating. It was also my first pseudo-rts game. I really don't see any potential for multiplayer, because you see a lot of PvE combat, but no potential for PvP. Before age of mythology, this was the first game I ever got myself...
by Josephine
Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:20 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Non-intensive 3D programs?
Replies: 10
Views: 992

Re: Non-intensive 3D programs?

In all honesty, you're going to need a better machine. Even without the OS, no 3d app worth its salt can do anything on that processor. And forget rendering.
by Josephine
Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0567: "Urgent Mission"
Replies: 129
Views: 33807

Re: "Urgent Mission" Discussion

Of course, rewriting our basic number system to base 16 would mean completely reworking the names and symbols of the numbers. 10, 20, 30 wouldn't make any more sense than base 60 time.
by Josephine
Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0566: "Matrix Revisited"
Replies: 201
Views: 33893

Re: "Matrix Revisited" Discussion

On a side note, anyone get that 'matrixy' feeling after playing too many video games? Kind of like you're just controlling yourself, and not actually experiencing? *raises hand* But I get it regularly. Not just after gaming for a while. It usually happens when I'm doing mundane things I can do with...

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