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by gd1
Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:48 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts
Replies: 10016
Views: 2034840

Re: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts

So, when programming in C apparently we deal with streams... is it okay to cross the streams?

<stdio.h>, <stdlib.h>, etc. Why so many std's in C?

linux command line stuff: cat, tail, scratch, :3 :>
by gd1
Tue Nov 28, 2017 6:44 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Let's talk about Net Nutrality in 2017
Replies: 120
Views: 45674

Re: Let's talk about Net Nutrality in 2017

I wanted to see if this is accurate: I said "We're about to see a blackout of information that we haven't seen since the dark ages." Note... I could be wrong about the following TV: Controlled, besides John Olliver, how many people have you seen talk about net neutrality Newspapers: Sparse...
by gd1
Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1919: Interstellar Asteroid
Replies: 36
Views: 7648

Re: 1919: Interstellar Asteroid

Pfhorrest wrote:
synp wrote:Waited for the dick joke. Was disappointed.

The eggplant emoji is a dick joke.


Sometimes it's just a cigar. Other times it's an asteroid.
by gd1
Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:40 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts
Replies: 10016
Views: 2034840

Re: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts

So basically in C,
Array = duct tape
Malloc = wd40
?
by gd1
Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:26 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Trump presidency
Replies: 8725
Views: 932671

Re: Trump presidency

Thesh wrote:Isn't that why we're in this mess in the first place?


That's why it's obviously the perfect solution :D.
by gd1
Sat Nov 11, 2017 2:37 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Trump presidency
Replies: 8725
Views: 932671

Re: Trump presidency

I have an idea. The Trump Presidency and politics in general have become very polarizing right? Well what did they always do in Star Trek? REVERSE THE POLARITY! We just need to do the following #include <stdio.h> //This function reverses the polarity by effectively making all Democrats into Republic...
by gd1
Thu Nov 09, 2017 2:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1913: "A �"
Replies: 65
Views: 11510

Re: 1913: "A �"

Initially, I thought it was related to this one:
https://xkcd.com/1888/
by gd1
Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:29 pm UTC
Forum: Computer Science
Topic: Joke programs from my cs 135 class
Replies: 1
Views: 4776

Joke programs from my cs 135 class

#include <stdio.h> int main (void) { char declarationofindependence[] = "When in the Course of human events..."; printf("%s\n", declarationofindependence); return 0; } because we were talking about declarations in class (though I think that might not be?) ========================...
by gd1
Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:41 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Bad science jokes!
Replies: 100
Views: 36810

Re: Bad science jokes!

What are the criterion for the heisenberg trophy? The one that really good football players get?
by gd1
Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:11 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Why is my internet connection insecure?
Replies: 2
Views: 4541

Re: Why is my internet connection insecure?

Xanthir wrote:I'm guessing that Firefox is having trouble loading something it's using as a canary (maybe related to the page's HTTPS certificate, maybe something about DNS), so it assumes your connection is being jacked.


Well, that's better than it actually being something I guess.
by gd1
Fri Sep 15, 2017 6:56 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Trump presidency
Replies: 8725
Views: 932671

Re: Trump presidency

Donald "Get It in Writing" Trump.
by gd1
Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:28 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Why is my internet connection insecure?
Replies: 2
Views: 4541

Why is my internet connection insecure?

And how do I make it feel better about itself?

But basically, whenever the router has issues and says request timed out for about 7-10 cycles of ping google.com -t in cmd the webpages on firefox sometimes say that the internet connection is insecure instead of loading the page.
by gd1
Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1889: "xkcd Phone 6"
Replies: 31
Views: 6939

Re: 1889: "xkcd Phone 6"

So it's safe only from t>=6 months to t<=8 months and then at t>8 months but less than 10 months it's unsafe, it's safe at exactly t=10 months but not t of 10 months plus any amount of time greater than 0 (even 10 months and 1 second for example)? Safe again from t>=18 months and t<=3 years, and t>=...
by gd1
Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:42 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Math: Fleeting Thoughts
Replies: 434
Views: 161557

Re: Math: Fleeting Thoughts

Heh, peach vise functions.

piecewise :p
by gd1
Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:28 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Trump presidency
Replies: 8725
Views: 932671

Re: Trump presidency

As a T-Shirt, probably not a good idea, but funny to think about:
Image
by gd1
Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:39 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Equifax is hacked
Replies: 27
Views: 12775

Re: Equifax is hacked

Just minorly daydreamed of a scenario where there were no hackers, viruses, or spam. No need for antivirus, no spam folder, and you wouldn't even need a password for your computer. And then my antivirus quarantined something. Oh well.
by gd1
Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:03 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Trump presidency
Replies: 8725
Views: 932671

Re: Trump presidency

Belial wrote:Anyway, yes, what about the alt-left


It's presently below the "x" and "z" keys on my keyboard. But my keyboard may have a different position on the matter of key location than yours. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
by gd1
Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1877: "Eclipse Science"
Replies: 18
Views: 5254

Re: 1877: "Eclipse Science"

But what if, this time, Einstein isn't proved correct, but nobody was looking?!? Gotta keep checking, or we'll not discover that we were fooled by a temporary trick of the light! It would have to happen at least two more times or else it's a fluke, and at least 29 more times to get a reasonable sam...
by gd1
Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Looks like Trump changed his tune on immigration and the border wall? (Joke)
Replies: 6
Views: 2853

Re: Looks like Trump changed his tune on immigration and the border wall?

I was just trying to make a joke. If it belongs more in a different forum then I'm cool with it being moved.
by gd1
Mon Aug 07, 2017 4:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Looks like Trump changed his tune on immigration and the border wall? (Joke)
Replies: 6
Views: 2853

Looks like Trump changed his tune on immigration and the border wall? (Joke)

Looks like Trump changed his tune on immigration and the border wall?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=had_EfAW7rI
by gd1
Sat Jul 08, 2017 4:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1860: "Communicating"
Replies: 60
Views: 13284

Re: 1860: "Communicating"

Pfhorrest wrote:
Reka wrote:I AM GROOT!

Yeah I know it is, but where the hell are we gonna find rubber pants at this time of night?


Craigslist. It's worth a shot.
by gd1
Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:24 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Punnilingus
Replies: 135
Views: 69050

Re: Punnilingus

The proper term for large chunks of French cheese scattered all over the road?
Debris.
by gd1
Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1851: "Magnetohydrodynamics"
Replies: 30
Views: 9034

Re: 1851: Magnetohydrodynamics

Insane in the N-brane. What is the name of the next rockstar band comprised entirely of engineers and physicists? The sleight-of-hand in your magic trick is "people are saying". If wages were low and demand was high, yeah that would be something weird going on. But people are saying deman...
by gd1
Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1851: "Magnetohydrodynamics"
Replies: 30
Views: 9034

Re: 1851: Magnetohydrodynamics

rhomboidal wrote:My brain does the same whenever I heard the word "economics."


Let me try my hand some economics magic...

If demand (price) goes up when supply goes down, why are wages low in certain sectors and people are saying there's high demand for labor in those sectors?
by gd1
Sat May 20, 2017 5:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1839: "Doctor Visit"
Replies: 19
Views: 6294

Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

niauropsaka wrote:title text: According to these blood tests, you're like 30% cereal.


By that math, a person who kills 4 other people is a cereal killer.
by gd1
Sat May 13, 2017 2:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1756: "I'm With Her"
Replies: 446
Views: 99658

Re: 1756: "I'm With Her"

Yessss... come back to life!

I'm still kinda disappointed that the immediately following comic wasn't a withered H and other stuff.

EDIT:
Image
by gd1
Sat Apr 08, 2017 9:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1821: "Incinerator"
Replies: 25
Views: 7208

Re: 1821: "Incinerator"

measure wrote:
oblivimous wrote:How would you dispose of the word's biggest trash can?

Build an even bigger incinerator of course! (or you could cut it up, but that would be hard/boring)


Raiden disagrees.

Spoiler:
Image
by gd1
Thu Mar 16, 2017 7:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0074: "Binary Sudoku"
Replies: 35
Views: 18021

Re: 0074: "Binary Sudoku"

Everything is bitching. The internet only has two purposes: 1. Porn 2. Complaining Well, it does allow me to play games like Team Fortress 2 and Planetside 2. For TF2, people have the duty in teufort of dancing around while I try to headshot them. In planetside 2 it's similar, except some of them s...
by gd1
Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:39 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: The Accountant
Replies: 1
Views: 2016

The Accountant

My commentary:
Christian Wolff is no more a typical accountant than Dr. Gordon Freeman is a typical scientist.
by gd1
Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:51 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Language fleeting thoughts
Replies: 169
Views: 55494

Re: Language fleeting thoughts

Felstaff wrote:You may be seeking this thread.


Where has that thread been all my life.

Tastiness..............2
>>>Cherry Turnover....1
>>>Water................1

Cherry Turnover......1
Water..................1
>>>Restroom............2
by gd1
Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:21 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Language fleeting thoughts
Replies: 169
Views: 55494

Re: Language fleeting thoughts

A research company in Canada had an employee with a new, yet untested, idea. When asked about the employee by the local newspaper their comment was: We have a Thierry. When you go to the local cinema in France to see poorly rated films you are in fact going to the... Mauvais. Part of recognizing the...
by gd1
Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Musing about the village people songs
Replies: 2
Views: 2599

Musing about the village people songs

So, if I understand correctly, you're supposed to stay at the YMCA, use the exercise equipment to get in shape, join the Navy, and go west?
by gd1
Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:34 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1804: "Video Content"
Replies: 64
Views: 13509

Re: 1804: "Video Content"

When I go to a news site to read a story, CNN for instance, and there's a video at the top, and the story written underneath, I always stop the video and read the text instead. I find the video slightly irritating. But I've no idea my reaction is common, uncommon, or an age thing, or if there is an...
by gd1
Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1801: "Decision Paralysis"
Replies: 29
Views: 7666

Re: 1801: "Decision Paralysis"

and shut it down just as the countdown LED gets to 00:04 . These are the worst bombs: no matter how early you arrive to the scene, they only allow to be defused in the last ε to 10 seconds. No no, that's perfect. It's Schrödinger's bomb. Just ignore it and it won't go off. Or go out to breakfast, w...
by gd1
Wed Jan 25, 2017 6:00 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Language fleeting thoughts
Replies: 169
Views: 55494

Re: Language fleeting thoughts

If the people of Earth in the Stargate universe destroyed their own planet while the Goa'uld were still around the reason they'd say it was destroyed would be: "Self-Ex-Planet-Tau'ri"
by gd1
Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:13 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Language fleeting thoughts
Replies: 169
Views: 55494

Re: Language fleeting thoughts

You know what Germany said to France in WW2 when they conquered it? Allemagne.
by gd1
Mon Dec 26, 2016 6:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1776: "Reindeer"
Replies: 32
Views: 8443

Re: 1776: Reindeer

What happened in 1776?
by gd1
Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:38 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Language fleeting thoughts
Replies: 169
Views: 55494

Re: Language fleeting thoughts

I just realized when someone says "Target neutralized", the original idea may have effectively come from the process of neutralizing an acid. Cool.
by gd1
Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1771: "It Was I"
Replies: 61
Views: 16550

Re: 1771: "It Was I"

Weeks wrote:Image


Sona... Masaka... Bakana...

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