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by clintonius
Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9394969

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

SecondTalon wrote:
Zohar wrote:Or this:
duckie_magic_eye.jpg
Ha ha ha! You dumb bastard! That's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!

Remind me to accept neither handshakes nor chocolate pretzels from you.
by clintonius
Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] POLL: Are you religious?
Replies: 139
Views: 24857

Re: POLL: Are you religious?

ST summed up my thoughts more succinctly than I could (which is funny, 'cause I believe I actually got started on the fora by arguing w/ religious people in SB. I've since gotten far less militant).
by clintonius
Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1450104

Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Well, this particular batch was at the request of my sister (I figured it better to just comply, 'cause she'll be gone soon).
by clintonius
Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1450104

Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Y'know, at $1.50 a tall boy, I'll take it.

I'm on a budget. Fuck you.
by clintonius
Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1450104

Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

Sweeeeeeeet.

In other boy thread news, it's barely noon, and I just spilled a portion of my third Coors onto my torso where it coursed its way into my belly button. Figured I'd share.
by clintonius
Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1450104

Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

I'ma grow a goddamn Balbo. It's happening.
by clintonius
Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:19 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086493

Re: Postify your facerity

Voco, I rather like most of these options . Except the fourth one. Number four just isn't 'you', somehow. Some of them might require growing your hair a bit longer first. And this is just one random xkcder's opinion, so caveat emptor and whatnot. I vote for the second one on that page. I think you ...
by clintonius
Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:47 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)
Replies: 622
Views: 167328

Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Spoiler:
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Also, Podbay, what's going on with the salmon on the wood on the grill? Can you actually cook it like that?
by clintonius
Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:42 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: The Liquor Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 283730

Re: The Liquor Thread

I wanted to try some rum that was hopefully better than the bundaberg stuff that most people around here drink, so I got a bottle of Cap'n Morgan's last night, and it is much, much nicer to drink. Need to try it with some ginger ale now, which i hear is a nice drink... Oh man. If Captain Morgan is ...
by clintonius
Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: First Battle Against Waffles
Replies: 60
Views: 3969

Re: First Battle Against Waffles

Waffles, obv.
by clintonius
Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086493

Re: Postify your facerity

d33p wrote:keep posting the attempts.

Repeating the important part.
by clintonius
Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086493

Re: Postify your facerity

...yes.
by clintonius
Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your Eye
Replies: 318
Views: 48308

Re: Post your Eye

Subliminity wrote:Hey, how's you get that shot so detailed? I'm having trouble with that...

My camera has a macro feature -- I held it uncomfortably close and took a few shots until I was happy with the focus.
by clintonius
Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:30 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: New York area meetup??
Replies: 431
Views: 256962

Re: New York area meetup??

Perfect!
by clintonius
Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your Eye
Replies: 318
Views: 48308

Re: Post your Eye

...por que?
by clintonius
Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your Eye
Replies: 318
Views: 48308

Re: Post your Eye

Not gonna lie -- I think my eyes are pretty badass. Kind of a brown to green sunburst.

Spoiler:
Image
by clintonius
Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086493

Re: Postify your facerity

cypherspace wrote:Again, witness the ANGLE and MAGNITUDE.

Image
by clintonius
Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:24 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086493

Re: Postify your facerity

eternal luna wrote:Different kind of eyebrow!

Fix'd.
by clintonius
Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9394969

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

"The fact that my parents had sex in order to create me makes me want to be buried alive."

Also,
rat4000 wrote:text breakups suck

Yeah man. That's bullshit.
by clintonius
Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086493

Re: Postify your facerity

Fuckin' eyebrows, man.
by clintonius
Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:16 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Afghan law that 'legalizes rape'
Replies: 132
Views: 12773

Re: Afghan law that 'legalizes rape'

I think I've seen enough of talking past one another. This particular conversation is over. Which conversation? I'm referring to the "X thing happened in history therefore you don't get to have an opinion about 'my' country" bullshit that Pi is spouting, then people responding, and back a...
by clintonius
Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:32 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Afghan law that 'legalizes rape'
Replies: 132
Views: 12773

Re: Afghan law that 'legalizes rape'

I think I've seen enough of talking past one another. This particular conversation is over.

~CM
by clintonius
Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:08 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: New York area meetup??
Replies: 431
Views: 256962

Re: New York area meetup??

New York is muggy as fuck, though I suppose if you're coming from NC you might not notice. I'm not aware of anything particularly cool going on -- but then, I really suck at keeping up with that sort of thing. Anybody else know?
by clintonius
Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9394969

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

If you don't have a cinnamon raisin bagel, you can sprinkle some rasins on there for a similar effect.

Bonus points for a dash of thyme and balsamic vinegar on the bacon as it cooks.
by clintonius
Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:09 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9394969

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

I got the elusive cinnamon raisin bagel at work today! I had only heard myths of it's existence but now it is all mine! It's a little bit crushed, but it's tastiness and rarity more than makes up for that. Now you need to slather it with cream cheese and put bacon on it. Seriously. Best sandwich ev...
by clintonius
Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:13 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: UN Envi. Chief urges global ban on plastic bags
Replies: 50
Views: 3660

Re: UN Envi. Chief urges global ban on plastic bags

ITT: we learn Bakemaster's stance on bagging his cucumber.
by clintonius
Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:44 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Gunman, guards exchange fire in Holocaust Museum
Replies: 12
Views: 1121

Re: Gunman, guards exchange fire in Holocaust Museum

The Reaper wrote:"indiscriminately"

Not a very good white supremacist.
by clintonius
Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:08 am UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)
Replies: 622
Views: 167328

Re: Food pr0n (picture-heavy)

Those are certainly the most adorable yak testicles I've ever seen.
by clintonius
Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:54 pm UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: BUNNIES!! Updated May 1st! Emo bunnies!
Replies: 239
Views: 36654

Re: BUNNIES!!

holy SO FUCKING CUTE I WANT TO DIE.

That is all.
by clintonius
Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Thats what she said
Replies: 61
Views: 5309

Re: Thats what she said

quadmaster wrote:wow. you killed it.

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Seriously, though, very few people could have pulled that one off, and you are not among them.
by clintonius
Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:14 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Obama Nominates Sotomayor for Supreme Court
Replies: 208
Views: 15279

Re: Obama Nominates Sotomayor for Supreme Court

...a bump, for that? Come on now.

~CM
by clintonius
Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:30 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: GOP Coup in NY Senate
Replies: 33
Views: 2068

Re: GOP Coup in NY Senate

Oh ffs. Politics, people. Let's talk politics.

~CM
by clintonius
Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086493

Re: Postify your facerity

I mean, I would've liked to have seen a bit more subtlety. 6.5/10.
by clintonius
Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086493

Re: Postify your facerity

hendusoone wrote:
lanicita wrote:I seem to have accidentally gotten lots of comments on my picture but none on why I posted it, you guys are so slow on the uptake.
Well, one person got it. Everyone else, yeah, slow.

Or your revelatory post was ambiguous, and WE DON'T REWARD COYNESS.
by clintonius
Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2421744

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

The Newbie Guide dictates that I post here and confirm that I am not, in fact, a spam-bot. Which is fine because I was looking for an intro thread, anyway. Let us know who you are I'm a recent college graduate with a degree in History (which I'm sure is loltastic to what I assume is predominantly m...
by clintonius
Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9394969

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Ha, the cat.
by clintonius
Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:54 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9394969

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

A good deal, particularly at the bit about the motorcycle.
by clintonius
Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9394969

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Those two are not mutually exclusive.
by clintonius
Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:35 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: 14- and 15-year-olds charged as adults for sexual assault
Replies: 201
Views: 11453

Re: 14- and 15-year-olds charged as adults for sexual assault

The point I got from your post was "oh man, it would be way more expensive to rehabilitate prisoners than to keep them locked up, and even then the doctors probably wouldn't accept such low pay, so why bother?" and I attempted to show that was not necessarily the case. If I misunderstood, ...

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