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by Mikeski
Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Reverse Lightbulb Jokes
Replies: 215
Views: 20600

Re: Reverse Lightbulb Jokes

Fireflies.

One, but he's probably overcompensating.
by Mikeski
Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11501
Views: 1026683

Re: Vending machine!

You get 1974.

I put in Genesis, including Peter Gabriel.
by Mikeski
Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11501
Views: 1026683

Re: Vending machine!

You get Thiele-Small parameters.

I put in an amp that goes to 11.
by Mikeski
Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1212019

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

Image

Strip Poker beats merely half-nekkid... eventually...
by Mikeski
Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Reverse Lightbulb Jokes
Replies: 215
Views: 20600

Re: Reverse Lightbulb Jokes

1-900-HOT-MATH operators.

It depends how long it takes.
by Mikeski
Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Reverse Lightbulb Jokes
Replies: 215
Views: 20600

Re: Reverse Lightbulb Jokes

One guy on American Idol, and 39,999 people somewhere else enjoying some music.

Six, whose combined age is 6 times the average age of the 4 youngest ones.
by Mikeski
Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1212019

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

Image

You could have warded him off if you hadn't broken your mirror...
by Mikeski
Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11501
Views: 1026683

Re: Vending machine!

You get posted Usenet notes.

I put in a grey beard.
by Mikeski
Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480833

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. A number of wheelchair-bound folk crawl over and bludgeon you to death with their now-useless wheels.

(Escaping this fate would require outthinking that Hawking fellow.)

I wish for a functional human colony on Mars.
by Mikeski
Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11501
Views: 1026683

Re: Vending machine!

You get a football cheerleading squad.

...damn! I put a football team into the vending machine.
by Mikeski
Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1212019

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

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...has made approximately 2.4 million dollars just on OJ jokes.

(64% of all statistics are made up on the spot.)
by Mikeski
Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Reverse Lightbulb Jokes
Replies: 215
Views: 20600

Re: Reverse Lightbulb Jokes

Lolcats fans.

Four, on horseback.
by Mikeski
Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1212019

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

Image

Underground railroads pwn... that.
by Mikeski
Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:21 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480833

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Star Wars ceases to exist. A million nerds suddenly cried out in terror...

I wish for pie.
by Mikeski
Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11501
Views: 1026683

Re: Vending machine!

You get Don Juan.

I put in an outrageous Spanish accent.
by Mikeski
Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11501
Views: 1026683

Re: Vending machine!

You get a cigarette. What a silly thing to get from a vending machine.

I put in nicotine gum.
by Mikeski
Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480833

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, your farts are silent and smell like Flower.

(Think "Disney".)

I'm not getting that sleep I wished for, so I wish for caffeine, instead.
by Mikeski
Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480833

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Your school now grades on a 16-point scale, for greater accuracy.

I wish I could get some sleep tonight.
by Mikeski
Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11501
Views: 1026683

Re: Vending machine!

You get the broad side of a barn, which should be easier to hit.

I put in a crossbow.
by Mikeski
Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480833

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It's COBOL.

I wish she would notice me.
by Mikeski
Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11501
Views: 1026683

Re: Vending machine!

The vending machine kicks out the jams.

I put in a headbang \m/.
by Mikeski
Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480833

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Compared to what happens to people who try to make paradoxical wishes, being shot through the gonads and scalped will seem like foreplay.

I wish I didn't have a cold.
by Mikeski
Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480833

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted... in fact, you're a member of the most famous clan of ninja ever.

Of course, that makes you hundreds of years old and you collapse into a pile of brittle bones.

I wish the person below me would make an utterly ridiculous wish.
by Mikeski
Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Reverse Lightbulb Jokes
Replies: 215
Views: 20600

Re: Reverse Lightbulb Jokes

Bratty sisters.

One per revolution.
by Mikeski
Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Reverse Lightbulb Jokes
Replies: 215
Views: 20600

Re: Reverse Lightbulb Jokes

Cold-war-era Germans.

Four and a fifth.
by Mikeski
Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:33 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Favorite Sad Song
Replies: 104
Views: 10696

Re: Favorite Sad Song

and I completely forgot:

Porcupine Tree - Heartattack in a Layby
by Mikeski
Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:25 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Unpopular Musical Opinions
Replies: 1093
Views: 96603

Re: Unpopular Musical Opinions

Deluded wrote:JGB are much better than Tool.


The J. Geils Band is much better than Tool?
by Mikeski
Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:22 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Favorite Sad Song
Replies: 104
Views: 10696

Re: Favorite Sad Song

Some have tear-jerker lyrics, others just have that heavy, soundtrack-to-a-suicide melody, and a few just hit me in a sad spot for whatever reason... (I'll leave out a lot of the seriously goth stuff, since it'd be easy to go "Black Tape for a Blue Girl - lots of it, Love Spirals Downwards - lo...
by Mikeski
Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:47 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Concept Albums
Replies: 106
Views: 11218

Re: Concept Albums

Marillion had two; "Misplaced Childhood" with Fish singing, then "Brave" later on with Steve Hogarth singing. The former about Fish's alcoholism, the latter about a suicidal girl.

"Brave" is my favorite album of all time. Very moving.
by Mikeski
Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0369: "Dangers"
Replies: 283
Views: 72898

Re: "Dangers" discussion

Is there such a thing as a "smart accident"? Well, nobody has died in one. Zero hits. Also zero for "died in an intelligent accident." "Smart accident" alone has hits, but the first page of hits is either comments about a "smart accident victim", a synonym fo...
by Mikeski
Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0366: "Your Mom"
Replies: 125
Views: 28887

Re: Discussion about Your Mom

I don't know what form to put that in, though, which I suppose is part of the difficulty. I can't just say, "That's what your ex said." Maybe something like, "That's why your ex prefers me" or... I dunno. I need to keep trying to make it work and then I will unleash it upon the ...
by Mikeski
Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2379941

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Based on the last couple pages of the intro thread, I'll have to introduce myself as a nearly-elderly engineer from the Minneapolis area... I have a few days left as a 33-year-old. I found xkcd quite a while ago, but assumed the forums were about as dead as every other webcomics' forums. Wrong! So, ...

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