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by Mikeski
Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get a box of cheerios.

I put in a hula hoop.
by Mikeski
Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1230392

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

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Weren't enough trees (nor beavers) in all of North Dakota for this river in '97...
by Mikeski
Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0413: "New Pet"
Replies: 251
Views: 61898

Re: "New Pet" Discussion

I had an interesting idea, though i don't know much about physics so i don't know if it would work. Suppose you had a light plastic ball, and inside was a heavy magnet on the bottom. another ball shaped magnet is placed inside the ball, with opposite charge to the ball inside (this ball would also ...
by Mikeski
Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0413: "New Pet"
Replies: 251
Views: 61898

Re: "New Pet" Discussion

bridgeyman wrote:Haha, I tried looking up "TCO cat" in Google, as I didn't know what TCO meant.

It means Total Cost of Ownership.
by Mikeski
Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get a 16 ounce bottle of Coca-Cola. (Huh?)

I put in a Rubik's cube.
by Mikeski
Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2560806

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It's through totally unsentient instinct, like a spider. You're strangled by a necktie, and you die. Cornelius attempts CPR, and the tie strangles him too. Cornelius dies.

I wish to die only at the end of a long and fruitful life.
by Mikeski
Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get two enormous, perfectly formed... pistols.

I put in Leisure Suit Larry.
by Mikeski
Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get Mooooooo-jo Jojo. Mojo Jojo is what you get. The thing you are getting is Mojo Jojo...

I put in plans for world domination.
by Mikeski
Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1230392

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

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Fort Knox scoffs at your gold prices.
by Mikeski
Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get an angry walrus.

I put in some free time.
by Mikeski
Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get a monocle.

I put in a small pewter terrier.
by Mikeski
Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:05 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Awesome bands that nobody's heard of
Replies: 551
Views: 100937

Re: Awesome bands that nobody's heard of

Ozric Tentacles? I'll be impressed if anybody has heard of them. You're impressed. They've released, like, 40 discs. Even if some are re-releases and compilations and live sets, I count at least 17 proper "albums". That's a lot of output, even for a band in the psychedelia/jam-band corner...
by Mikeski
Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get mummification products. (That hook for pulling brains out through noseholes will be a real conversation-starter.)

I put in DVDs of Indiana Jones movies.
by Mikeski
Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2560806

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You didn't have to, we'd have made fun of you anyway.

I wish I could adjust my sleep schedule/biorhythms/what-have-you at will... being wide awake at 3:46 AM kinda stinks.
by Mikeski
Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get a used Scion car. meh.

I put in a tin-foil hat, with earflaps.
by Mikeski
Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

The new vending machine arrives. Since nothing has been put in, you get something based on the previous one, since all vending machines share a universal consciousness... You get a combination sand-castle/bonfire. I put in a Zip drive. (I mean, what else would I do with it but donate it to the vendi...
by Mikeski
Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2560806

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted.

...from a blimp flying overhead.

I wish I lived somewhere else but Mercury. It's the heat, not the humidity...
by Mikeski
Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2560806

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted; that's what antimatter is.

I wish Actaeus lived on a different planet; I don't want to be on the same one as his new furnace.
by Mikeski
Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get a "froak".

I put in 2:00 A.M.
by Mikeski
Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:10 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Cooking For Engineers
Replies: 22
Views: 2275

Re: Cooking For Engineers

...where you're doing good to get a precise measurement of "tablespoon" or "pinch". My favorite vague cooking measurement is the 'heaping tablespoon'. I've got two sets of measuring spoons, and, due to their shapes, there's probably a 50% difference between them if you try to me...
by Mikeski
Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get a mailing envelope marked "do not bend."

I put in postage.
by Mikeski
Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2560806

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but no one has yet developed an energy source strong enough to power a replicator. But, +5 geek cred for the most awesome doorstop evar.

I wish for a holodeck, and something that can power it.
by Mikeski
Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2560806

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. No two people you view will ever be romantically in love again.

I wish never to be in your line of sight.
by Mikeski
Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get a roll of duct tape.

I put in prescription cough syrup.
by Mikeski
Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2560806

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Written on the correct topic, in perfectly-formed and grammatically correct Egyptian hieroglyphs.

I wish for more girl scout cookies.
by Mikeski
Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:00 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Favorite Band that no one has heard of!
Replies: 360
Views: 48692

Re: Favorite Band that no one has heard of!

Oh. My. God. I was reading through this thread wondering if Gentle Giant would be posted. I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE HEARD OF GENTLE GIANT IN ONE PLACE EVER. It also doesn't help that I'm 22, and there's not much of a prog rock following around here. I love you all. I love you all ...
by Mikeski
Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:18 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get a copy of Doors. (Y'know, their self-titled album.)

I put in a skeleton key.
by Mikeski
Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

Four hours later, the vending machine lumbers off to the doctor.

When it returns, you get a bill, and I put in a bowling ball.
by Mikeski
Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:17 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: RIP Gary Gygax
Replies: 43
Views: 8429

Re: RIP Gary Gygax

I'll have to dig through the dice box and only take the black ones to the game this Sunday.

R.I.P. Gary
by Mikeski
Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1230392

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

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Better food for people who can't (won't) cook from scratch.
by Mikeski
Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get some leftovers from my fridge.

I put in Tupperware.
by Mikeski
Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1230392

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

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Cooler "Food Network" guy.
by Mikeski
Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2560806

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted... but in this thread, not likely at the same time. And you get a wart on your nose.

I wish for a chick-magnet automobile.
by Mikeski
Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get a Klein bottle.

I put in the contents of the Klein bottle.
by Mikeski
Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

Regardless of that, you still get a porn script.

I put in a Blu-Ray player.
by Mikeski
Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:43 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: people who are dead. but shouldn't be dead.
Replies: 58
Views: 6701

Re: people who are dead. but shouldn't be dead.

no-genius wrote:
Shizo wrote:jesus

existence is not a predicate?

That's a rather wacky thing to say. (You might not believe he is everything the bible says he is, but the physical existence of the person isn't really in question in your mind, is it?)

On topic: Kevin Gilbert.
by Mikeski
Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:19 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Energizing Songs
Replies: 25
Views: 4268

Re: Energizing Songs

Ha-ha only serious answer: Energize Me, by After Forever . May be too close to power metal for you, but they're actually a vaguely-goth-related band in the Lacuna Coil/Within Temptation vein. The first thing that actually came to mind was Toy Matinee's more upbeat songs: Remember My Name, Last Plane...
by Mikeski
Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get a pickle spear.

I put in okra.
by Mikeski
Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get a hadoken.

I put in a grue.
by Mikeski
Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060635

Re: Vending machine!

You get a car with a broken transmission.

I put in NASCAR.

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