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by abrenecki
Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish, upside down edition
Replies: 352
Views: 37565

Re: Corrupt-a-wish, upside down edition

I wish for a sun-powered car. (I'd love to see someone proudly stepping in to the first commercial solar car, and go flying into the air 'cos they can't keep up with the Earth.) Granted. Your /wife|husband|(boy|girl)friend/ leaves you. You and /him|her/ become engaged in a media battle, with Today T...
by abrenecki
Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. They eat you. I wish to instantly be able to type in Dvorak, and touchtype in Qwerty. Edit: under which will [I also wish for] MacSpeech Dictate to recognize anything perfectly even with music playing in the background. Edit 2: ...And filter out me singing along. (all edits made before a re...
by abrenecki
Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You contract an uncommon cold and somehow die.

I wish for delicious food.
by abrenecki
Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Funny (haha, not quirky) Viruses
Replies: 40
Views: 4449

Re: Funny (haha, not quirky) Viruses

How could one virus kill both Macs and (I presume Windows) PCs? They're completely different, and until recently even ran on different processor architectures. Besides, there's only been 2 reported viruses for Mac OS X in 8 years AFAIK. Unless the Macs were all Intel Macs and the PC ran a Unix-like ...
by abrenecki
Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but his slave friends coerce him to REBEL AGAINST THEIR OPPRESSIVE MASTERS, AND CAUSE THEM TO MEET WITH A FIERY RECKONING! You almost die. In hospital, your IV is switched with your catheter bag. You die.

I wish for fire.
Please, be creative.
by abrenecki
Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you are instead obsessed with Hannah Montana.

I wish I knew who Saladin is and why his mum is the filter replacement for Chuck Norris.
by abrenecki
Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280467

Re: Attack and Defend

I grab a nearby atheist and shield myself with him.

I throw things at NP.
by abrenecki
Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11477
Views: 1023207

Re: Vending machine!

You get covered in snot. You die.

I put in a cheap pocket watch, prescription glasses, and school pants.
by abrenecki
Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. That 'somewhere nice' is Mount Lofty Botanic Gardens, South Australia. You can't get home. Gates close at 5pm on weekdays, and it's past nine, so you have to stay the night. You trip and fall all the way down Rhododendron Gully in the dark. You drown in the lake at the bottom. I wish for ey...
by abrenecki
Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but the angel dislikes being worn as a hat and sends you to Hell.

I wish my midyear History exam would go away.
by abrenecki
Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. He's exactly like Muslims describe him.

I wish for an iPod Touch.
by abrenecki
Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:21 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but you revised the wrong topic. Your revision notes eat you.

I wish for cake. Gluten-free cake. I also wish for this wish to be corrupted in an unoriginal way.

Ha! Now you have to be original to corrupt it properly!
by abrenecki
Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Further Meaning Of Liff
Replies: 90
Views: 13598

Re: The Further Meaning Of Liff

neebal n. A game similar to football, but played exclusively with the knees.

Eeeeeeewhop!
by abrenecki
Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:51 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Automatic emails for xkcd
Replies: 57
Views: 19711

Re: Automatic emails for xkcd

xkcdmailer version 1.1 is running, which adds two links to the bottom of the email. One leads to this url , which is always a (on-the-fly rendered) jpeg version of the current comic from the copy stored on xkcdmailer's servers, and the other (the permalink one) leads to urls like this , which cause ...
by abrenecki
Tue May 06, 2008 9:29 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Automatic emails for xkcd
Replies: 57
Views: 19711

Re: Automatic emails for xkcd

What I'll do is something like this: <a href="http://hmcode.nfshost.com/xkcdmailer/convertJpgLive.php?source=$imgurl">View in JPEG Format</a> - I can also scale to a customised width for your device. I'm thinking of upgrading xkcdmailer to use MySQL, so what I might do is store whether or ...
by abrenecki
Tue May 06, 2008 7:41 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Top 10 social justice issues of our time
Replies: 87
Views: 16476

Top 10 social justice issues of our time

It's actually a school assignment to do a survey on this (SACE Stage 1 Studies in Religion) but I'm interested on the xkcd community's opinion on this question (and I have a limited amount of people I can survey IRL that aren't idiots): What, in your opinion, are the top 10 social justice issues of ...
by abrenecki
Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You are dissected by scientists.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted in a creative fashion that does not involve paradoxes or poison. I also wish for more food.
by abrenecki
Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194580

Re: Ban the person above you

I ban you for making me think so late at night.
by abrenecki
Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:49 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The world now has two more competent, considerate and less brainless cleaning workers. I wish nobody corrupts my wish Granted. Cornelius dies anyway. Granted. The doctors, scientists, and, more importantly, you become a cleaning working. Good luck with that. Granted. You die of herpes. I w...
by abrenecki
Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You die.

I wish for less physics homework.
by abrenecki
Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Courrupt-a-question
Replies: 465
Views: 33948

Re: Courrupt-a-question

the answer you seek can only be found through practice. Cornelius dying its. MacSpeech Dictate also dying its.

why can't this thing work? Properly.
by abrenecki
Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194580

Re: Ban the person above you

I ban you for not knowing the difference between low contrast and Monaco.
They also ban MacSpeech Dictate -- no explanation necessary.
by abrenecki
Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 134240

Re: Insult the poster below you :(

pedophile |ˈpiːdə(ʊ)fʌɪl| ( Brit. paedophile) noun a person who is sexually attracted to children. Assuming teens count as children, which legally we do under 18 in most jurisdictions, I think, then this is true of all of us, not just the picture-taking ones. NP would still defend their operating s...
by abrenecki
Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11477
Views: 1023207

Re: Vending machine!

You become homosexual.

I put in MacSpeech Dictate COMMA with Australian English vocabulary FULL STOP
by abrenecki
Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 16555

Re: I'm a horrible person

I am Chuck Norris.
by abrenecki
Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You die of gonorrhoea. Cornelius dies.

I wish MacSpeech Dictate was perfect.
by abrenecki
Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You are afraid of Cornelius. he approaches you, and you shoot him. Cornelius dies. His corpse falls on you and you die of terror. I wish that this bloody wedding video would edit itself, nicely, and that it wasn't interlaced, of terrible quality in the poorly-lit reception, and all fuzzy in...
by abrenecki
Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:29 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Automatic emails for xkcd
Replies: 57
Views: 19711

Re: Automatic emails for xkcd

oh yeah, commas. (and i've been using email since age eight. *facepalm*) well, I can see commas too. and don't newlines delimit headers themselves? so, by allowing newlines, couldn't one allow mail header injection? (i'm too scared to put that monster into grep to find out) edit: the following code ...
by abrenecki
Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The loop has pointy bits. You die.

I wish for chocolate, and a decreased workload.
by abrenecki
Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 134240

Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Shhh!

NP has hypocritically accused someone of hypocritically accusing someone of hypocrisy, and still has no idea where I'm going with this.
by abrenecki
Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Cornelius dies.

I wish the above was self-explanatory to all.
by abrenecki
Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194580

Re: Ban the person above you

I ban you for not having an interesting username.

I then ban myself for hypocrisy.
by abrenecki
Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:55 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Automatic emails for xkcd
Replies: 57
Views: 19711

Re: Automatic emails for xkcd

I don't want to validate full To: headers, just the addresses themselves. Also, I can see /r/n in the regex, which would appear to mean it would validate multiple addresses, which I do not want. Oh, and aargh.
by abrenecki
Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:49 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475125

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You are also 20 times heavier. This causes a lift carrying you to break and fall. When the rescue team finally manage to pull you out and put you in an ambulance, the added inertia causes it to spin out on a corner, killing 10 pedestrians including Cornelius, and rolls over. Cornelius dies....
by abrenecki
Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194580

Re: Ban the person above you

I ban you for the terrible attempt on a play on words in your username.
by abrenecki
Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 134240

Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Your right.

NP has hypocritically called someone a hypocrite.
by abrenecki
Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 16555

Re: I'm a horrible person

I forced Vanguard to do it. At... pointedstickpoint.
by abrenecki
Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11477
Views: 1023207

Re: Vending machine!

You get a floor.

I put in an Epson Stylus CX5500 Multifunction Centre, and the deviantART profile linked in my sig.
by abrenecki
Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 16555

Re: I'm a horrible person

I invented C h u c k N o r r i s Facts. And mudkip. And Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Edit: Why is it that when i type "Ch uck Norr is" w/o the extra spaces I get Bruce Schneier?
by abrenecki
Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Courrupt-a-question
Replies: 465
Views: 33948

Re: Courrupt-a-question

The answer lies within the site itself. Become one with the site, and you shall understand.

Why did ekzrated actually answer my question?

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