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by abrenecki
Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194789

Re: Ban the person above you

banned in a very small font because I can

Edit: Elaborated on reasoning
by abrenecki
Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194789

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for hypocrisy, while also pushing the mods' patience.

It's not technically mod-pen...
last one, I promise.
by abrenecki
Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 348705

Re: Misquote the person above you.

Sykotic1189 wrote:
mat-tina wrote:
You people just don't <insert arbitrary sex act here>, do you?



You haven't asked yet, or I would.


I'm too tired, otherwise I'd think of one.
by abrenecki
Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194789

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned with unauthorised use of mod-pen.

...Please don't hurt me...
by abrenecki
Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194789

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for not having a sig.

Aha! So there, Irrefutable!
by abrenecki
Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194789

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for not realising that I meant I was ninja'd by Irrefutable.
Also banned for not realising it was an edit summary, like this:

Edit: Added second line.
by abrenecki
Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194789

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for failing to see the complaint.

Edit: Ninja'd.
by abrenecki
Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. However, everyone else in the thread is wanking to pictures of your mum.

I wish to be able to scream (high-pitched and death-metal) in the proper way without ruining my voice, be able to fully articulate words and not sound like a cat dying.
by abrenecki
Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 348705

Re: Misquote the person above you.

Wombat wrote:
Sykotic1189 wrote:
mat-tina wrote:
drconcon wrote:
Seremite wrote:... What's all this I hear about "the internets"

It's a great source of information.


And porn! Don't forget porn!!


geez, I thought we were trying to torrent adult content! Seed!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEFACTORIAL



I want a PIG sextape.


*backs away slowly*
by abrenecki
Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stereotype the person above you
Replies: 2328
Views: 133149

Re: Stereotype the person above you

^ Thinks he doesn't live in Candy Mountain. Is therefore sane.
by abrenecki
Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194789

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for not being online at this hour.
by abrenecki
Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum Game Game
Replies: 23
Views: 2983

Re: Forum Game Game

Rule change: You have to say how the thing that comes out of the vending machine comes out Rule change: The vending machine also outputs a horribly twisted fortune cookie. Rule change: You have to spell at least one word incorrectly in each post. Rule change: You must use a 9-letter word in your ou...
by abrenecki
Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Clipboard dump!
Replies: 160
Views: 17729

Re: Clipboard dump!

nor convey false invormation,

From the Obfuscated Libretto game.
by abrenecki
Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 284974

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Because they're Catholic.

(now groan)

Why is it,t that for the first 1hr i spent on irc (6 channels on 3 australian servers), no-one spoke a word?
by abrenecki
Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11477
Views: 1023539

Re: Vending machine!

You get an empty bowl.

I put in poxic's fruit.
by abrenecki
Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Obfuscated Libretto
Replies: 148
Views: 12737

Re: Obfuscated Libretto

Blue, by Eiffel 65. To affection, we are not foreigners, You and I are both aware of the regulations, An encommpasing pledge is what I'm imagining, There is no other person from whom you would recieve this. It is my simple desre to inform you of my emotions, I must make you comprehend, At no time do...
by abrenecki
Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194789

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for having an animated avatar.
by abrenecki
Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You don't worry at all when a large, turquoise microwave oven falls on your head.

I wish my PDA had non-volatile memory.
by abrenecki
Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stereotype the person above you
Replies: 2328
Views: 133149

Re: Stereotype the person above you

^ Is paranoid, therefore is probably also a conspiracy theorist, therefore probably denies the moon landing, therefore probably watched the moon landing, therefore is probably old, therefore walks slowly and doesn't know how to use a computer. (I'm blatantly ignoring the fact we're on a forum right ...
by abrenecki
Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stereotype the person above you
Replies: 2328
Views: 133149

Re: Stereotype the person above you

^ uses a mirror of/proxy for xkcd.com that is longer than xkcd.com. Therefore enjoys making things longer and more difficult, and therefore works for the Australian Tax Office (or whatever it's called in whatever country you're from). (By the way, I'm forgetful enough to not be able to do things at ...
by abrenecki
Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Questions only
Replies: 965
Views: 117470

Re: Questions only

how does that make sense?
How does one hand even clap?
by abrenecki
Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Clipboard dump!
Replies: 160
Views: 17729

Re: Clipboard dump!

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by abrenecki
Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stereotype the person above you
Replies: 2328
Views: 133149

Re: Stereotype the person above you

^LOTR fanboy/girl. Is transsexual due to misinterpreted Basic Human Decency.
by abrenecki
Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2315
Views: 307224

Re: Escape from Raptors

You watch a really scary horror movie and are... well, scared. Since raptors know no fear, they realise that you are not one of them. You die.

I build a hamster-ball made of a material impenetrable by raptors, and live inside that.
by abrenecki
Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. A large watermelon falls on your head.

I wish my lavalamp worked faster.
by abrenecki
Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194789

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for having an avatar that looks like a stingray.
by abrenecki
Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You die of over-consumption of cheese.

I wish I had realised that someone has almost certainly wished for fish before, and also knew where the exact words I used came from. I also wish for epic win.
by abrenecki
Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The tornado grows and consumes you.

I wish, I wish, I had a fish.

(Edited to reflect the fact that 'granted' starts with G)
by abrenecki
Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Awesome, new oven.

Granted. You never wake up.

I wish someone would ring me, I'm bored and out of credit.
by abrenecki
Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You are unsatisfied by lack of corruption.

I wish for a new door for my oven.
by abrenecki
Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You remain chaste for life.

I wish that when I open my oven door, one bit doesn't spring closed again and the other bit doesn't fall completely off the oven. (No switching bits around, either.)
by abrenecki
Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:43 am UTC
Forum: Site/Forum issues
Topic: URL to link to current comic image?
Replies: 1
Views: 1546

Re: URL to link to current comic image?

I made something like this. See here: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=13435&p=350978#p350978
Unfortunately, I owe people money. Therefore, you'll have to wait until at least tomorrow to use it.
by abrenecki
Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You don't hear it. You wake up thirty minutes late, and in your hurry you lock your keys inside your house. You decide to take the train. Unfortunately, your train is an Adelaide Metro one, from Sailsbury to the City. One or more of the following things happen: The doors on the ageing railc...
by abrenecki
Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You float off into space and die.

I wish people would change their status when they leave their computers.
by abrenecki
Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but it doesn't work because the Wikipedia page on osmosis is a pile of tl;dr.

I wish for the ability to both read and produce tl;dr, without impairing my ability to read or produce other things.
by abrenecki
Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Not granted. Because of this paradox, the universe collapses on itself. You die.

I wish for awesome pants.
by abrenecki
Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The dreams of everyone on /b/ come true. Everyone dies.

I wish I knew why people on /b/ are the way they are. I also wish to know this without going on /b/ itself, or ED again.
by abrenecki
Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You drown in bills.

I wish I could afford the remote, and read the manual. I also wish I didn't still owe people money for my MacBook. *wants Adobe CS3 apps to run on Linux*
by abrenecki
Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475868

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but in the time this takes you raptors take over the world. You die. I wish for an Apple Remote that can control anyone or anything, and on which there is an easy way to do everything using only short combinations of the six buttons (without changing the definition of everything) and which ...

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