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by abrenecki
Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 1051532

Re: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo

Coulomb's law.
Don't ask.
by abrenecki
Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 134538

Re: Insult the poster below you :(

More beardism!

NP thinks xD cards are sexy.
by abrenecki
Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:49 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What command would you like to use in real life?
Replies: 22
Views: 1904

Re: What command would you like to use in real life?

Can I do that myself, or is that something only mods can do?
by abrenecki
Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480281

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. However, while driving down a highway, an infrared traffic counter blinds you. You die.
I did this just to spite you.

I wish I could enter and exit hypothetical situations, and actually act in them and have others respond accurately as they would in real life.
by abrenecki
Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 16571

Re: I'm a horrible person

I liked it so much I humped your leg. And your mum's. I'm also using British spelling just to spite some random American.

ALUMINIUM! ARSE! COLOUR!

Why do all these forum games manage to involve sex before the first page is out?
by abrenecki
Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 349241

Re: Misquote the person above you.

Platypodes wrote:This is my kind of forum.


Whoa, NSFW!

Found here. And the link really is (moderately) NSFW.
by abrenecki
Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Question to an Anwswer
Replies: 324
Views: 20059

Re: Question to an Anwswer

*high-pitched squeal* what's that?

POO!
by abrenecki
Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480281

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but the corruptions come true too. You die. Repeatedly.

I wish I could use my Apple Remote (specifically play/pause and volume) on the real world.
by abrenecki
Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 1051532

Re: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo

unprotected sex
by abrenecki
Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 16571

Re: I'm a horrible person

I forced Azrael001 to force podbaydoor to do it.
by abrenecki
Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What command would you like to use in real life?
Replies: 22
Views: 1904

Re: What command would you like to use in real life?

I have, in fact, while imagining hypothetical situations, tried to access the menu bar (Mac OS X user, so it's at the top of the screen) and wondered where it would be before realizing it wouldn't be there at all. I have also tried to command-click things in real life. And since we've strayed from t...
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 16571

Re: I'm a horrible person

I AM Britney Spears.
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Further Meaning Of Liff
Replies: 90
Views: 13618

Re: The Further Meaning Of Liff

mip n. Pip having mobile or wireless capabilities. pl. mips.

Gleep
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 134538

Re: Insult the poster below you :(

OH MY GOD! THERE'S A GUY WITH A BEARD AT THE FRONT DOOR! IT MUST BE OSAMA BIN LADEN! RUN!

NP thought that was funny.
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480281

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. However, the new corruption is inserted into the MySQL DB directly, with the same post ID* as the original. The fora is using either a very old version of MySQL or the latest development build, and this causes it to crash. While this is happening, you were hit by a car, and are now on life ...
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What command would you like to use in real life?
Replies: 22
Views: 1904

What command would you like to use in real life?

Not sure how interesting this'll be. If it's not, the thread wil sink into obscurity. Can be Unix, Win32 or SQL commands. EDIT: or key combinations, menu commands or anything really. If reverse-DNS is required (ie for Mac OS X's defaults write), all inatimate objects are in org.universe.objects and ...
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Further Meaning Of Liff
Replies: 90
Views: 13618

Re: The Further Meaning Of Liff

(adj) Cockney slang. Having hacker-like qualities.

glob
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Further Meaning Of Liff
Replies: 90
Views: 13618

Re: The Further Meaning Of Liff

(vb) To port any networking-related utility to KDE.

ploogy
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480281

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The thing that is different is the Universal Gravitational Constant (G). It is now negative. Masses repel rather than attract. You go flying off into space. You die. I wish I had more chocolate (it's currently Easter Sunday in my timezone). I wish for this chocolate to not be poisoned or an...
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Question to an Anwswer
Replies: 324
Views: 20059

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Did you know the United States Government are in more debt than ever?

Narsil's penis.
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480281

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I wish that I was better at things. Granted. One of those things is parachuting. However, your parachute was packed by someone who isn't better at things. Your parachute doesn't open. You almost die, however you are saved by one of the best doctors in the country. However, one of his colleagues is ...
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 79361

Re: I never...

Macbook Core 2 Duo 2.2GHz (Black, 13-inch Late 2007)! I also have a full-length double-breasted woolen overcoat, which is close enough to the other kind of macintosh.

I have never successfully done anything useful with my toes.
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480281

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. As a result, you never make that wish and it therefore isn't granted. The universe explodes. You die.

I wish that the above corruption comes true, but only up to the 'your house is broken into' sentence, non-inclusive.
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480281

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I wish that I was immortal and that I do not age beyond my current age, furthermore I wish to be immune to any form of pain. You are hit by a truck. It should have killed you, but it didn't. However, a news camera happened to be filming this unnatural event, and you become a public figure, and are ...
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Would you rather....
Replies: 731
Views: 45176

Re: Would you rather....

Kill Randall. I'm selfish.

Would you rather be killed or be forced to code GUI apps in BASIC? And yes, you have to work out how this is possible yourself, and no, no Visual Basic, REALbasic or other modern derivatives.
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 349241

Re: Misquote the person above you.

We could ask someone who knows more about prostitution and monkey porn. Okay. My phone number is 07717 476378. Ooh, stalking/rape opportunity! Hurry up and get here. I'm getting fidgety waiting. mmm yes. I'm getting hot just thinking about this. What?! Count me in too! This time, use some of the or...
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480281

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. They kill you instead. You die.

I wish my MacBook had a higher colour depth, like my old PowerBook.
by abrenecki
Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 349241

Re: Misquote the person above you.

hat_on_a_rat wrote:
sleepygamer wrote:
Chrismclegless wrote:
Platypodes wrote:
Actaeus wrote:We could ask someone who knows more about prostitution and monkey porn.

Okay. My phone number is 07717 476378.

Ooh, stalking/rape opportunity!


Hurry up and get here. I'm getting fidgety waiting.

mmm yes.

Too easy. Probably not funny enough though.
by abrenecki
Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:09 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: PHP OOP - Defining a property from inside a function
Replies: 5
Views: 1404

Re: PHP OOP - Defining a property from inside a function

Neither works - I'm using a custom error handler and can't seem to use global variables to control that either - nor does sticking var in there. Edit: I've given up, I'm just suppressing E_NOTICEs. Edit: Here's my hack, from within my error handler, on the line that echos the error message: if ($cod...
by abrenecki
Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:42 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Funniest/Most Annoying Code Comments
Replies: 662
Views: 144471

Re: Funniest/Most Annoying Code Comments

I found the following code on Work Experience for a company that does web design and programming for some reasonably large companies, inside some fucking colossal file I didn't have access to for the first 4 hours - I was looking at the production copy too: function doSomething(){ return false; //be...
by abrenecki
Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:38 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: PHP OOP - Defining a property from inside a function
Replies: 5
Views: 1404

PHP OOP - Defining a property from inside a function

This is a bit of an OOP newbie question. I have the following code inside a function called loadby, within a class called dbObj. It's esssentially a multipurpose object for MySQL DBs. Anyways, $keys contains the column names in an array, $data the data for one row in an associative array, and I want...
by abrenecki
Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480281

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, it stabs you with it's horns.

I wish for Season 4 of Doctor Who and Season 2 of Torchwood.
by abrenecki
Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 134538

Re: Insult the poster below you :(

On Christmas Day :(

Thinks that any sentence ending in

Code: Select all

ROFL!!!!!!!11!1!!!1ONE!!!!
is funny.
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by abrenecki
Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:30 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Flash or Windows EXE photo slideshow creator
Replies: 1
Views: 1290

Flash or Windows EXE photo slideshow creator

I'm looking for a freeware photo slideshow creator that will make slideshows into either a Flash file (preferred) or a Windows Executable, with the Ken Burns Effect . I'd rather not use video, as it creates a large file size with poor quality when working with stills. If anyone knows of anything lik...
by abrenecki
Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 349241

Re: Misquote the person above you.

Dingbats wrote:
abrenecki wrote:
Col. Mustard wrote:
Ansain wrote:They're naming a disease after me.

My mother must have it.

Um... nice to know. I realise that she probably has 1000s of diseases so I'm adding AIDS to make it interesting.

Can I get it?

Yes. Yes you can. Talk to <name of slut at school>.
Edit: removed redundant wording.
by abrenecki
Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480281

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You never said it had to be good enough for anyone to want to read it.

I wish for a Powerbook.
by abrenecki
Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 134538

Re: Insult the poster below you :(

I can't even play the piano properly. :(

Still believes that Gouger Rugs (or the countless other rug warehouses with their eternal 'closing down sales') will actually close down someday soon.
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by abrenecki
Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 349241

Re: Misquote the person above you.

Col. Mustard wrote:
Ansain wrote:They're naming a disease after me.

My mother must have it.

Um... nice to know. I realise that phrase has probably been misquoted 1000 times so I'm adding this to make it interesting.
by abrenecki
Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 134538

Re: Insult the poster below you :(

What about a lantern? There's one somewhere near the beginning of Zork I, can't remember where.

Caused a kernel panic on their toaster. (Edit: No, it's not one of those BSD toasters, either.)
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