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by abrenecki
Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194580

Re: Ban the person above you

I ban you for only having one i and one l in your username, and making me misread it.

I also ban myself for not realising there's a second page.
by abrenecki
Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 134240

Re: Insult the poster below you :(

*something about american spelling that makes the above statement invalid in a humourous manner*

NP has posted a hypocritical statement to this thread, and has also never had a (boy/girl)friend.
by abrenecki
Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194580

Re: Ban the person above you

I ban you for not being awesome.
by abrenecki
Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, however they write themselves in Yiddish. Cornelius dies. You die. EVERYONE DIES!

I wish the above corruption made sense. Furthermore, I wish for chocolate.
by abrenecki
Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:13 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: What degree have/are/will you studied/studying/study.
Replies: 273
Views: 30189

Re: What degree have/are/will you studied/studying/study.

2 years away from earning my SACE (doing it over 3 years, allowing me to completely fail any two subjects w/o impacting on my score), and have my fingers crossed for a BSc at Flinders. Actually, my fingers are crossed for a BSc(Hons), but the TER for that is 95. I wholly intend to spend my entire li...
by abrenecki
Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:51 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 399469

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

From my high school: Explaining precipitates in aqueous solutions: So the sodium hydroxide and the copper chloride* do a bit of wife-swapping, and we get a precipitate - table salt. The other two - and this is what they're actually called - are spectators. *much laughing* Oddly enough, all of my stu...
by abrenecki
Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Otter/duck
Replies: 39
Views: 18211

Re: Otter/duck

deviantDUCK
(well, it's really a scrap, but still...)
by abrenecki
Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194580

Re: Ban the person above you

I ban you for great justice.
by abrenecki
Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. So are all your other teeth. You must be spoonfed baby food. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/fiancee/wife/husband/computer leaves you out of sheer embarrasment. While walking along a street feeling sorry for yourself, you trip and fall. You see a high-value object in front of it. You become rich ...
by abrenecki
Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Courrupt-a-question
Replies: 465
Views: 33948

Re: Courrupt-a-question

The answer you seek can only be found in terrible vector art and pictures taken on a shitty second hand 4MP camera. Go to my dA profile.

Why did I have to shamelessly self-promote on this post?
by abrenecki
Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194580

Re: Ban the person above you

I ban you for having ear hair.
by abrenecki
Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ruin a Joke
Replies: 800
Views: 61093

Re: Ruin a Joke

i like pi didn't post another joke because...
by abrenecki
Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 16555

Re: I'm a horrible person

I made your grandmother stop eating. With your mum's aluminium-coloured arse.
by abrenecki
Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but everything has the closing time of Adelaide. After the Festival of Arts is over.
(5:00pm every night, the city is dead. Except for Hindley St. But if you go there, odds are you'll be dead. Or have herpes.)

I wish for this thread to receive a solution that works.
by abrenecki
Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:48 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Automatic emails for xkcd
Replies: 57
Views: 19711

Re: Automatic emails for xkcd

That's very odd. Anyhoo, you've been added manually. You'll recieve the next xkcd via email. Anyone who wants to suggest a better regex?

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/^[a-z0-9\-\+._]*@[a-z0-9\-]*\.[a-z0-9\-.]*$/i
by abrenecki
Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:22 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: No sound in Premiere Pro CS3 on MacBook + Leopard
Replies: 0
Views: 901

No sound in Premiere Pro CS3 on MacBook + Leopard

I'm editing my cousin's wedding video in Premiere Pro, and have just copied the files from my grandfather's custom-built dual 3GHz P4 (WinXP) to my MacBook 2.2GHz C2D (Late 2007) Black (Leopard 10.5.1). There's no sound. There was before. There is sound in QuickLook on the source files. Even the vis...
by abrenecki
Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:29 am UTC
Forum: Site/Forum issues
Topic: XKCD Mailer
Replies: 7
Views: 2497

Re: XKCD Mailer

There's an official one? Mine uses an <image> tag that references the actual image on the xkcd server (for inline viewing w/o chewing up inbox space - just chewing up xkcd.com bandwidth, but the page seems to invite hotlinking, so...). If not what are the possibilities of having one setup, i just fo...
by abrenecki
Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. I also know where you live. You die.

I wish for food.
by abrenecki
Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Samurai Jack is on... you. He is heavier than he looks. You die.

I wish someone would redesign officeworks.com.au so it doesn't suck.
by abrenecki
Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:14 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Automatic emails for xkcd
Replies: 57
Views: 19711

Re: Automatic emails for xkcd

Your email must be in the following format: /^[a-z0-9\-\+.]*@[a-z0-9\-]*\.[a-z0-9\-.]*$/i (letters, numbers, dashes, plusses, and dots) at (letters, numbers, and dashes) dot (letters, numbers, dashes and dots) Let me know if there's any characters I've forgotten. Also, the system uses the following ...
by abrenecki
Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Change an Acronym
Replies: 227
Views: 24047

Re: Change an Acronym

Feline igloo virus

SSABSA
by abrenecki
Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You go on holiday to the 'Deep South' of the US. You are burned at the stake for witchcraft. You die. 01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 ...
by abrenecki
Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11477
Views: 1023206

Re: Vending machine!

You get a castle. A proper brick one, and everything. It lands on your head. You die. I put in Australian $2 and 10c coins, an Apple Remote, a Motorola C115 (black), an iPod Nano 3G 8GB Black, a Parker pen, a Confirmation of Student Details form upon which almost everything is spelled wrong, and som...
by abrenecki
Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, although it depends what you call good...

and food...
Edit: Ninja'd badly, or just stupid.
Granted. One falls on your head. You die.

I wish for the ability to read and write binary. (edit: as in interpret ascii, or better utf8, in my head)
by abrenecki
Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. They are horrible clones of future ones. You are accused of witchcraft and lynched. You die. I wish for something to stop this bloody cough. Don't you get teachers that don't make up course calendars? I have only one subject where I was given one. The subject in the corruption is with one o...
by abrenecki
Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It's on as much as The Simpsons is on Ten. You become obsessed and can never leave the couch, not even to eat. You die.

I wish that my corruptions were more creative like they used to be.

Well, fine, the subject is one you didn't get a course calendar for.
by abrenecki
Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. However, and I'm assuming you're referring to school holidays of some sort, a vital task was set on the days skipped. You fail a subject, and thus fail your whatever-you-new-south-welshmen-call-SACE. You die. Eventually. Edited to reflect the fact that you're definitely in high school. The ...
by abrenecki
Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. However, the l10n is broken and it crashes your Wii. You die, somehow.

I wish for a) awesome artistic skill and b) a native OSX/Cocoa SVG app.
by abrenecki
Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. I fly to Sydney and give you cake in person. However I have to take it as checked baggage (this all assumes it still resembles a cake after being generally abused by Qantas baggage handlers, and hasn't had any marijuana planted in it*), Customs has misidentified it as a) something else and ...
by abrenecki
Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Well, at least, according to my eleven-year-old sister's 'knowledge'. Enjoy.

I wish for this fucking History essay to be complete, to a reasonable quality, now, without my teachers, the school, SSABSA, or anyone really, finding out I didn't do it myself.
by abrenecki
Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 348607

Re: Misquote the person above you.

BurntCornMuffin wrote:My gonads are teh win.


I have a feeling this thread is going back into the gutter. Ah well.
by abrenecki
Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You never wake up. You eventually fall into a coma. You don't die, but are kept on life support. However, you are in the hospital mentioned in this corruption: Granted. However, the new corruption is inserted into the MySQL DB directly, with the same post ID* as the original. The fora is us...
by abrenecki
Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. All the Pb in the world becomes Ag, including any in compounds, causing all sorts of chaos. Furthermore, the energy released to satisfy the law of conservation of mass-energy kills you. You die. Edit: Whoops! I wish for my History and Australian Studies homework to be done, now, by itself, ...
by abrenecki
Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What command would you like to use in real life?
Replies: 22
Views: 1901

Re: What command would you like to use in real life?

Not quite related, but: Who needs Clearasil Ultra* when we have Spot Retouch in Photoshop?
*that pimple removing stuff they advertised during Australian Idol, back when I used to actually watch it
by abrenecki
Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The iambic pentameter thread
Replies: 17
Views: 4055

Re: The iambic pentameter thread

Pentameter has ten, not eight, sounds in, Why can't people keep this in their minds? But when the mods declare this thread be fin, None will care, not even fussy I. However, when writing this I've oft found, That sentence structure's sacrificed for this, Therefore, I throw my poem to the ground, Dec...
by abrenecki
Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 1049473

Re: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo

hyphen
by abrenecki
Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11477
Views: 1023206

Re: Vending machine!

You get a multitude of raptors. You die.
Too much time on the Corrupt-a-wish thread, methinks.

I put in a MagSafe Power Adapter.
by abrenecki
Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475121

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. People see you doing this and it becomes a trend. However, almost all smokers quit smoking as a result, and people have an unfulfilled need to poke things in people's eyes. They begin persecuting those who carry pens in their pockets. However, you're coming back from a holiday in Cairns (wh...
by abrenecki
Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What command would you like to use in real life?
Replies: 22
Views: 1901

Re: What command would you like to use in real life?

Agreed. The two commands that could probably cause the most havoc, in my opinion (assuming the world ran on Mac OS X):

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sudo rm
sudo defaults write
sudo nano
by abrenecki
Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 134240

Re: Insult the poster below you :(

I like both kinds of tacos (for different reasons). (Soft edible ones don't count as tacos.)

NP still has no idea what NP means.

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