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by Narsil
Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Church of xkcd
Replies: 44
Views: 10718

Blasphemer! The one true god is Google! Repent and ward off the Raptors forever!
by Narsil
Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Not doing any work in school so paid off.
Replies: 3
Views: 1735

Playing too much Incredible Machine?

God damn I love that game.
by Narsil
Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Christmas Avatars!
Replies: 99
Views: 18209

Thanks, Christmas bringer.
Narsil's head is very warm.
Ho ho ho ho ho.
by Narsil
Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:22 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Haiku.
Replies: 434
Views: 65853

Sillyman, your picture!
It consumes half of my screen!
Change it or you die.
by Narsil
Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Christmas Avatars!
Replies: 99
Views: 18209

Yo I need little Narsil Christmas-ified.
by Narsil
Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: A Strange Dream....
Replies: 17
Views: 4078

thankyou, calmypal, i was looking for this thread :) the reason for this was that i dreamt about xkcd last night. well, it wasn't actually xkcd, it was a regional xkcd club kind of thing, where you went to hang out with people... but it didn't really even make as much sense as that. i took a couple...
by Narsil
Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Bill Hicks
Replies: 37
Views: 8418

You know what's weird? I heard that quote in a techno song last night. Damn that's freaky.
by Narsil
Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Happy birthday hermaj!
Replies: 50
Views: 10149

Whoo! Yay! I baked you a cake, but I have no idea who you are in real life or where you live, so I ate it. It was delicious. I wished for a million dollars when I blew the candles out, too. Chicks like money, right?
by Narsil
Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:24 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0194: "Penises"
Replies: 130
Views: 42941

Saladin wrote:Talking about penises on XKCD is kind of like talking about your brand spanking new Nikes on an amputees support forum.

Read: They're never coming out of the box. Or into it, as it were.

You, sir, have just been sigged.
by Narsil
Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:22 pm UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Amusing webcomic
Replies: 4
Views: 4142

I really like this comic. It's really awesome artwork meets mythology meets satire meets nerd culture. If they sold this in drink form....then wow....
by Narsil
Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Nulinity
Replies: 25
Views: 5236

I tried to divide by zero and my calculator stopped working.
by Narsil
Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Help william overcome his fears of the fairer sex! (Split)
Replies: 190
Views: 32713

[Start with, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Then you can ask her out and know what her answer will be, as long as she is fairly consistent. So long as you know whether she's one of the ones who always lies or always tells the truth. Asking what people would say of you asked them...
by Narsil
Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: A Strange Dream....
Replies: 17
Views: 4078

On a side note, last night I dreamed that movies were no longer burnt to DVD's, but Bagel Crisps. I've got the bite marks on my LOTR DVD's to prove it.
by Narsil
Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: A Strange Dream....
Replies: 17
Views: 4078

Watching Futurama.....what are you talking about? I don't watch TV.

Anyway, I think it would be kinda cool to be a scientist on whom the fate of the universe fell.
by Narsil
Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do you eat yours?
Replies: 106
Views: 20634

What's so great about .ogg vorbis? Does it offer higher quality, greater compression, or both?
by Narsil
Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: A Strange Dream....
Replies: 17
Views: 4078

A Strange Dream....

So a few nights ago I dreamed I was a paralyzed guy in a massive library, and in a wheelchair. There were like four other people around me, and I believe a chalkboard. Anyway, we were discussing a theory that the universe was falling apart at a molecular level. It had been discovered that there were...
by Narsil
Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Mirror Site?
Replies: 42
Views: 12895

TheTankengine wrote:
Narsil wrote:So do the forums have contributors that are our exact opposites?

Have we opened up a trans-dimensional rift?


No, the forum just links here from that site.

Hey, way to suck the fun out of it.
by Narsil
Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Mirror Site?
Replies: 42
Views: 12895

So do the forums have contributors that are our exact opposites?

Have we opened up a trans-dimensional rift?
by Narsil
Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Requests to the world
Replies: 314
Views: 49171

Actually for Christmas I'm getting a Creative Zen video/mp3 dealie, but I can't remember if it was 2 or 4 gigs.
by Narsil
Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Slugbug! [smack]
Replies: 48
Views: 9123

Yeah, I used to do that all the time.

....Then I turned 5.
by Narsil
Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Requests to the world
Replies: 314
Views: 49171

Dear world" Learn to speak proper English or Get The Fuck Off My Internet. If you're ugly, do the gene pool a favor and off yourself. If you're stupid, do the same. Put down the Bible, the Torah, the Koran, and the used copy of What the bleep do we know?!. Religion doesn't get us anywhere. Oh, ...
by Narsil
Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: A problem for statistics/probability wizards
Replies: 3
Views: 1719

I'm not, you are. It's cool though. I won't judge.
by Narsil
Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: A problem for statistics/probability wizards
Replies: 3
Views: 1719

A problem for statistics/probability wizards

I would put this in the logic games section but this isn't a riddle. I was just curious. Say you had 1,000 dollars. A shady man in an alleyway offers to either take all your money at once and either give you double the amount or nothing, with a 50% chance of each. He also gives you the option of bet...
by Narsil
Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: For fans of a strawberry pornography
Replies: 13
Views: 3599

Hey you think this spam bot is Marvin the Paranoid Android?
by Narsil
Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Type xkcd with your forehead
Replies: 200
Views: 38331

xzk cvxxds

hey why is there blood on the keys?
I'm gonna take a nap for a while.
by Narsil
Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The life we lead
Replies: 94
Views: 15810

The single most important decision for me has been The Misogyny Kool-Aid or Blue Pill.
by Narsil
Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:51 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Batman?
Replies: 41
Views: 8921

Batman Begins was a waste of celluloid. They used second-tier villains, Morgan Freeman out-Alfred-ed the actual Alfred, the effects were weak, and the fake deep raspy voice of Batman got really old really fast. Also, saying the ending lacked closure would be an understatement. Honestly, one of the l...
by Narsil
Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Challenge Time! Schrodinger's Cat!
Replies: 92
Views: 20321

Fox. Socks. Knox. Box. Fox in socks. Knox in box. Fox in socks, on Knox in box. Radioactive lox in box. Knox in box with radioactive lox. Lox kills Knox? Maybe not; shocks! Quarks like knox in box with lox. and even with eleven words more I could have still used! I know it's not accurate at all, bu...
by Narsil
Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:01 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0189: "Excercise"
Replies: 94
Views: 27292

I would exercise a hell of a lot more if I got a spell that could destroy a city block each level. Too bad I picked Bard as my class when I was born.
by Narsil
Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Pancakes and sentient extraterrestrials
Replies: 29
Views: 6294

They are infinitely better when you sick chocolate chips on them?
by Narsil
Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:46 pm UTC
Forum: Site/Forum issues
Topic: Spam bots
Replies: 297
Views: 64670

An 'are you human?' checkbox on the registration page could achieve much the same level of bot-filtering. I disagree with that, programming OCR recognition that filters the background noise added in these pictures is pretty hard. Hell, sometimes it's hard for a human to figure out what's written! S...
by Narsil
Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:54 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Zelda:Twilight Princess
Replies: 161
Views: 21395

I can deal with that. Super metroid was rather super . I'll probably get it when comes to the Virtual Console. Narsil, while I am dissapointed in the fact that someone I do not know wants me dead , its kind of cool in a way. I don't think you will be dissapointed at all in TP on the 'cube. From wha...
by Narsil
Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:45 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Zelda:Twilight Princess
Replies: 161
Views: 21395

Though I do not know you, I can honestly say that I want you dead. I could not afford a Wii, so I am stuck waiting for my gimped copy of the game for the GameCube. Fuck you.

Love,
narsil
by Narsil
Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:59 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: If you had to move to another country
Replies: 114
Views: 23279

England FTW! I've always wanted a british accent.
by Narsil
Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Matrix Transform: Alternate Version
Replies: 99
Views: 22378

*kills no-genius*

If I can't have a hi-5, no one will!
by Narsil
Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I want to talk about books!
Replies: 28
Views: 9020

myoumyouou wrote:yeah, i thought after the second dune, it got longwinded and instead of creating atmosphere just bored me, mind i didn't read 5 nor 6, so i'll have to read those
3 and 4 are easily the best. Leto and Ghanima are really interesting characters.
by Narsil
Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:50 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: adlib comics
Replies: 33
Views: 11474

I loved the first three, but number four made me sad. :(
by Narsil
Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0183: "Snacktime Rules"
Replies: 82
Views: 35248

When I was three, I always had to have my sandwiches cut into three triangles. How'd you (or your parents or guardians) get three triangles out of a square in a reasonable way? I'm thinking two cuts, one each from the endpoints of one edge to the midpoint of the opposite edge. One isoceles triangle...
by Narsil
Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0183: "Snacktime Rules"
Replies: 82
Views: 35248

I agree with this comic. Snacktime does rule.
by Narsil
Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Best Dream Ever
Replies: 71
Views: 16394

I sleepwalked once, at a hotel. I got out of the bed and my mom checked to see where I was going. Somehow I walked out of the room and into the hallway before she caught up and smacked me, then realized I was asleep. My mom really needs to start checking if I'm asleep before she smacks me.

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