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by Narsil
Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Out of Ideas
Replies: 24
Views: 4988

I'm not a comic writer, just a regular story writer, but the key is to not look for stories. They will come to you if you give it time.

Also, I don't hide the body. I do the deed and feign ignorance later.
by Narsil
Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0202: "YouTube"
Replies: 81
Views: 39217

Wow, the comments on the video of the little girl singing made me lose all faith in humanity. No kidding. Fuck you all. If you are so lazy you can't read over your statement for spelling errors, or worse don't even care, you do not deserve life. I die a bit inside every time I read, "Buhs is a ...
by Narsil
Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Is Wikipedia an acceptable source for research papers, etc?
Replies: 29
Views: 6732

Wikipedia is powered by users on the Internet. Most Internet users use or have used Wikipedia. Most Internet users suck and have no idea what they are talking about. Therefore: Wikipedia sucks and has no idea what it's talking about. It's simple math! Seriously though, if I'm just doing some trivial...
by Narsil
Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:52 am UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: US FDA says yes to cloned food
Replies: 30
Views: 7903

Sure, it all digests the same. Thats fine with me. But gotta be careful. Because using clones essentially nullifies natural selection. If we let cloned animals breed, then we're really taking away the random mutations that can be a help or a hindrance to the animal. I guess the only mutations we'd ...
by Narsil
Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: New Year's Resolutions?
Replies: 94
Views: 10008

Not that this has anything to do with the new year, but I gotta continue writing my book, as I just thought myself out of a particularly sticky situation.
by Narsil
Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 194742

I've always wished I was flexible enough to.....do stuff.
by Narsil
Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:19 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Does anybody here YTMND?
Replies: 34
Views: 7889

YTMND is a cultural garbage disposal. It sucks in memes, kitten pictures, and discarded joke carcasses and randomly regurgitates them in a corrosive black sludge.
by Narsil
Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Songs that you get 'obsessed' with.
Replies: 156
Views: 33160

Do not listen to this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHzqMa9hZew
Ever.
It is pure evil and will consume your soul. I posted the link so you know what to avoid. What you do beyond that is not my responsibility.
by Narsil
Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Nerdy Pet Peeves
Replies: 445
Views: 113416

I am annoyed by people in general, most specifically my own age group. Getting an A in a class does not make you a nerd, nor does it make you smart. It means you happened to be listening that day. Life does not revolve around freaking MySpace. Just...'nuff said. Pull your pants up. Now. They are mea...
by Narsil
Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Church of xkcd
Replies: 44
Views: 10726

The graphics are great, the music stellar, and the job system is a lot of fun, but it's challenging and can be a bit of a level grind sometimes. I wish there were more puzzles in the game, instead of just fighting.
by Narsil
Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Christmas Avatars!
Replies: 99
Views: 18217

Verysillyman wrote:Yes! We shall grinch our way right through til we pass out.
I should make a Chaunakah themed pic of you out of spite....nah, I'm too lazy right now.
by Narsil
Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:51 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Church of xkcd
Replies: 44
Views: 10726

Damn, no one got the spoony bard joke? If the xkcd fora of all people doesn't get a reference to Final Fantasy 2/4, then where the hell else do I go with my nerdy jokes? I have never played any Final Fantasy games. (-10 nerd points) I DID watch The Spirits Within, though. (-50 style points) Then yo...
by Narsil
Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Church of xkcd
Replies: 44
Views: 10726

Damn, no one got the spoony bard joke?
If the xkcd fora of all people doesn't get a reference to Final Fantasy 2/4, then where the hell else do I go with my nerdy jokes?
by Narsil
Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Need help finding a website
Replies: 2
Views: 1557

Oh. My. Gods.
THAT'S IT!!!
I can't believe you found the exact site! I love you!!
by Narsil
Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Need help finding a website
Replies: 2
Views: 1557

Need help finding a website

Oh damn, I'm kicking myself. I StumbleUpon'd this site that recommended books, but there were also sister sites that recommended CD's and DVD's. I really need to find it again but I can't remember the title. Please help, and thanks. Right now I am frantically hitting "Stumble, hoping to find it...
by Narsil
Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Christmas Avatars!
Replies: 99
Views: 18217

I suppose, I just find Paint easier for small jobbies. I did Verysillyman's X-Mas pic entirely in Paint, aside from the changing of his shirt's color.
by Narsil
Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:26 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0195: "Map of the Internet"
Replies: 160
Views: 51493

Ronfar wrote:I'm in 68.*
I have no idea of the significance of that.
It means you and I are totally roomies.
DUDE!!!!
by Narsil
Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Christmas Avatars!
Replies: 99
Views: 18217

I don't really know, actually. I just kinda pass out and when I wake up it's done. And I often find a human heart clutched in my hand.... All you have to do it make your animation, still-by-still, in paint. Then save them all to a folder with names like "1", "2, and "3", to ...
by Narsil
Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Church of xkcd
Replies: 44
Views: 10726

Huh. Didn't know they were in Modesto... that's only a few hours from me, I should try to find it next time I'm going through there. Edit: especially if my brother is visiting at the time, 'cause he's actually a minister in it. Cool, someone else is in CA. Anyway, I'm currently in a religious dilem...
by Narsil
Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Christmas Avatars!
Replies: 99
Views: 18217

Thanks! And, I'm using the GIMP actually. Well really I knocked this up in Paint and then edited the two layers together in GIMP.
by Narsil
Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Christmas Avatars!
Replies: 99
Views: 18217

HYPERiON wrote:aha! 10 points says you can't do mine!
Whoo-hoo! I'm on fire!
Image

Feel free to use it, I really like how it turned out.
by Narsil
Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:37 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: What are you readioactive now(and other book related stuff)?
Replies: 1824
Views: 484490

Right now I am reading Xenocide, by Orson Scott Card. It's the third book in the "Ender's Game" series. Just wow, it bleeds awesomeness. I'm almost finished and definitely looking forward to the conclusion, Children of the Mind. While it's not as challenging as something like Dune, the iss...
by Narsil
Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Church of xkcd
Replies: 44
Views: 10726

fjafjan wrote:
hermaj wrote:I want to be one of the ladies that stands at the temple wearing pretty Greek robes and holding big jars of oil and stuff! For annointing! I can annoint people, that can be my job.


You have to make it more geeky though, annoint them in Jolt Cola?

Or just smack them with a Gyro.

OPAH!!!!
by Narsil
Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Bush
Replies: 29
Views: 5744

"I believe man and fish can coexist peacefully." Yes, he actually said that. Considering that they estimate that at the current rate there won't be much fish left soon I don't think that is so crazy Not nearly as dumb as I don't think someone like Osama bin Laden could appriciate the joy ...
by Narsil
Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Christmas Avatars!
Replies: 99
Views: 18217

Verysillyman wrote:I shall stay strong! No christmassiness for me :P
Oh really? May have to rethink that after ya see this.
Image
Merry Christmas!
by Narsil
Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I wonder if anyone knows what my avatar is...
Replies: 7
Views: 2728

No, I think you're wrong. I'm pretty sure it's from The Last Samurai.

Samurai > Dragon

Edit: Silly me, Samurai > Dragon if and only if the Samurai is of the Jack variety and the Dragon is of the Komodo variety. Otherwise, all bets are off.
by Narsil
Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:39 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stupid stupid
Replies: 80
Views: 18056

karmasword wrote:
$1.65 for one of these and it gets you tanked quick.

yes, i am an economical alcoholic.

That reminds me of the Samuel Jackson beer sketch from the Chapelle Show.

Dave Chappelle wrote:Samuel Jackson beer-
IT'LL GET YA DRUNK!
YOU'LL BE F%&@ING FAT CHICKS IN NO TIME!
MMM-MMMM, BITCH!
by Narsil
Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 615888

Well it's still the best part about the Midwest.

Wow, that's rather sad....

Um, soybeans?
by Narsil
Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 615888

rachel wrote:I can't move to the midwest! What am I going to do in the midwest?

You have to move to the Midwest! We have CORN!!!!
by Narsil
Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Christmas Avatars!
Replies: 99
Views: 18217

I guess most people would slam their faces into the keyboard in order to convey a kiss over the Internet. I should try that.
bgg hgggggggggggg6
Ow, bad idea.
Anyway, I'm the exact same way. I get images of the Sistine Chapel in my mind and produce stick figures on paper.
by Narsil
Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 615888

Okay, I got it. I'll shave half my head. That will please everyone AND look cool! Compromise FTW!! Seriously though, I do enjoy having long hair because it's so easy to style and it's different without being too out there. My mom tells me I should make it go straight back, not parted. Do you agree? ...
by Narsil
Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Christmas Avatars!
Replies: 99
Views: 18217

hermaj:
Already done.
Image
I knocked it up in Paint during Jeopardy, so it may not be fantastic, but I hope you like it and maybe I'll see you under the mistletoe soon, eh? :P
by Narsil
Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 615888

Can I give you a haircut? I like to give haircuts. Also, it is a good picture. Why do you look so sad, eh? It was before this prom type thing and...I dunno, I guess I just don't smile a lot. Especially not in pictures, I usually do, actually, but the idiot who's taking the picture takes too long an...
by Narsil
Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Christmas Avatars!
Replies: 99
Views: 18217

Strychnos wrote:$10 if you can do mine...

Image
Check is fine, but cash if possible.
by Narsil
Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Haiku.
Replies: 434
Views: 65915

enjoy what you have
for things could be much worse, like,
no anesthetic.
by Narsil
Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0194: "Penises"
Replies: 130
Views: 43049

svk1325 wrote:I sorta wonder how many people joined here just to post in this topic...

Um... excluding possible spam bots I guess...
I can almost guarantee that it's a non-zero number.
by Narsil
Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 615888

Image

Can I get some feedback on this pic?
by Narsil
Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Church of xkcd
Replies: 44
Views: 10726

Saladin wrote:Ooooh, can I be the anti-pope?
As long as you can anti-rape children.
by Narsil
Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Church of xkcd
Replies: 44
Views: 10726

Saladin wrote:I think as a mod, I should get some high ranking, yet easy, role in this organization.
You can execute the infidels. This job, unfortunately, has no promotions that I know of.
by Narsil
Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Haiku.
Replies: 434
Views: 65915

Sillyman, your picture! It consumes half of my screen! Change it or you die. Haiku foul, Narsil! But who cares, I'm happy today! I just rode my bike. What kind of display do you have anyway, dude? An old PDA? On my CRT, sixteen hundred-twelve hundred, it looks fine, thank you. (I'm sorry, those wer...

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