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by Promicin
Wed May 25, 2011 12:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 794138

Re: What were your dreams last night?

There was something about a computer game/real life, where I had to pack all these animals into a van, but I didn’t think they'd fit, what with all the balloons. Then we come home, and our neighbor wants to go for a walk with me and her friend. Her friend has taken a quarter-day off work, where she ...
by Promicin
Fri May 20, 2011 1:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 794138

Re: What were your dreams last night?

There was something about how if you take a picture of a phone with a cameraphone, you can steal information. Someone did this to us, and I got their license plate number, but my mom said it was rude to memorize everything just in case it pertains to a crime. Then someone invented "the perfect ...
by Promicin
Wed May 18, 2011 12:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9346017

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Yesterday, I stood in the pouring rain because I was talking to a salamander. I named him Adrian. :shock:
by Promicin
Fri May 13, 2011 9:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 794138

Re: What were your dreams last night?

Fun fact from my dream last night: The percentage of Jeopardy questions legally required to mention badgers is somewhere around 25%. I learned this on a slightly-post-apocalyptic underground (in both senses of the word) game of Jeopardy in which Trebek was sort of an evil overlord holding people hos...
by Promicin
Fri May 13, 2011 9:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9346017

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Today I sang a Sheena Easton song to some pigeons. In my defense, they started it, strutting about as they do.
by Promicin
Fri May 13, 2011 12:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I Shouldn't Have To Say This
Replies: 2609
Views: 396238

Re: I Shouldn't Have To Say This

ISHTST: (while looking down my shirt) I think I lost an M&M under my boobie...

And I did.
by Promicin
Mon May 09, 2011 12:54 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 794138

Re: What were your dreams last night?

My entire dream was me trying to find something on TV. First I watched a nature show, then an extreme baking show called "I'm Teller, and I'm MAD!" (hosted by Teller of Penn and Teller), then I watched Salute Your Shorts, and I woke up with the theme song stuck in my head. :D
by Promicin
Sun May 08, 2011 1:19 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 794138

Re: What were your dreams last night?

It was mostly a video game where you could alter timelines and stuff in minute ways that changed the entire course of the game. After coming out of a dungeon, going with an option called (spoilered for cetacean sexualness) "whale penetration" (which is exactly what it sounds like, and ...
by Promicin
Sat May 07, 2011 8:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2848673

Re: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out

I like "Never Gonna Give You Up." I'm terrified of Alzheimer's/dementia/senility. I have a phobia of talking on the phone. I get sweaty, my heart rces... I'll never drink alchohol because I've seen what it can do to otherwise decent people. I can't spell toungue tounge tounnge tongue to sa...
by Promicin
Sat May 07, 2011 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What **should** you be doing right now?
Replies: 1272
Views: 110450

Re: What **should** you be doing right now?

Should be writing my epic time travel/cloning script. I haven't liked it as much since it accidentally became an allegory about abortion. I liked it better when it was just "Hey, look at the mammoths! Let's go visit Amelia Earhart! Whee!" and had no ethical discussions or philosophical phi...
by Promicin
Sat May 07, 2011 1:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 794138

Re: What were your dreams last night?

There was this guy (he may live in a water tower) who recruits people to help with humanitarian things, then kills them for their organs, tendons, and bones for transplant. The government knows about him, and are not only okay with it, but are funding him. This may or may not be the guy who is leadi...
by Promicin
Fri May 06, 2011 6:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13423
Views: 1768179

Re: Today I Learned

Having never paid that much attention to it, I always thought the Police song "Don't Stand So Close to Me" was about OCD. You know, "Get away from me - you have germs!" Especially the "he starts to shake and cough" part. I mean, if he has a cold, he shouldn't stand clos...
by Promicin
Fri May 06, 2011 1:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9346017

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

I was just reminded of something from my childhood (embarassingly late into my childhood, actually): I used to wonder why my birthday never fell on Friday the 13th.

I was born on the 30th.
by Promicin
Thu May 05, 2011 12:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13423
Views: 1768179

Re: Today I Learned

TIL that when I'm sick and half-asleep, I can hear a Scottish accent and think it's Jerry Seinfeld.
by Promicin
Mon May 02, 2011 12:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 794138

Re: What were your dreams last night?

I don't even know if this was a dream, or if I was just lieing awake in bed and thinking, but I convinced myself that I had to swallow a lot, because every time I did, an evil entity would die. So I stayed awake for an hour, just swallowing as much as I could, even though I have a sore throat and sw...
by Promicin
Sun May 01, 2011 1:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9346017

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

I think one of my fish has died, except it keeps moving to the other side of the tank when I'm not looking. I haven't actually seen her move in over a day.

:shock: I think my other fish are reenacting scenes from Weekend at Bernie's.
by Promicin
Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9346017

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Shouldn't there be a rule agaisnt being sick on your birthday? :evil:
by Promicin
Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2848673

Re: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out

I don't like explaning my reasons for liking/disliking things, so I lie. Example: My mom is trying to get me to buy a Kindle or use books-on-tape, because it will be "better." What I want to say is, "Electronic devices are killing books. I will not be part of a society that reads on a...
by Promicin
Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I know I said I didn't care about the royal wedding...
Replies: 4
Views: 1398

Re: I know I said I didn't care about the royal wedding...

On TV Guide Channel, Kathy Griffen and a panal of other people "critiqued" those hats, and they called Beatrice the royal moose (or something to that effect). :lol:

But I liked the hats. Not as hats, though. Maybe as planters or modern art.
by Promicin
Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 495379

Re: Interviewing the fora

I like Coke.

What color are the walls of the room you're currently in?
by Promicin
Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 794138

Re: What were your dreams last night?

There was a liscene plate that read "SwitTea #1fan (something I can't recall) Biz," and I knew it was about a cartoon based on "that video of that Nirvana song." I can't remember now what song it was. Then we were at a settlement on Mars or the moon or something. It was very futu...
by Promicin
Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 495379

Re: Interviewing the fora

I usually cry, or watch a comedy or a movie where stuff blows up. And sometimes I bite at this dry patch of skin on my hand.

Do you watch MythBusters?
by Promicin
Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What made you feel incredibly stupid?
Replies: 551
Views: 63907

Re: What made you feel incredibly stupid?

Following my mom around Home Depot's garden center, I got distracted by a sparrow. Naturally, I followed the bird. I ended up in the dark and spooky "customers really shouldn't be here" corner where they store forklifts and bulk fencing and stuff. I don't know how long I was lost, but I co...
by Promicin
Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:01 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Speech Idiosyncracies/Catch Phrases
Replies: 4
Views: 1844

Re: Speech Idiosyncracies/Catch Phrases

Apparently, I say "Just so you know" a lot.
by Promicin
Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9346017

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

I just semi-randomly looked up when the Chernobyl disaster occured (I say "semi-randomly" since it relates to a story I'm writing, but only slightly). It was 25 years ago today. What are the chances? Oh, wait. 1 in 365.25, right? :lol:
But still. :shock:
by Promicin
Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What made you feel incredibly stupid?
Replies: 551
Views: 63907

Re: What made you feel incredibly stupid?

Last night, I was pushing a pin through a cardboard box. The box kept going floppy, so I put my hand in it for support. Stabbed myself in that fleshy part where your thumb connects to your hand. OW. :(
by Promicin
Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 794138

Re: What were your dreams last night?

Sorry to double post, but this was too good to forget. Yesterday's dream involved having to deactivate a device that was on the 33rd floor of a slummy-looking building. Last night's was more fun. We were at the set of Glee, which is actually a shopping mall/waiting room. There are a few other people...
by Promicin
Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9346017

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Van wrote:Because the second version completely does not sound like innuendo!


Oh, god. You're right; that's actually worse!
by Promicin
Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:59 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9346017

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

General apology to my family: When I said "You can put the little hat on your balls," I actually meant "You have bouncy balls, and I have a small hat. Perhaps my hat could fit on your bouncy balls."

Although now I see why everyone took it the wrong way... :mrgreen:
by Promicin
Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 794138

Re: What were your dreams last night?

All I remember (of what I'm sure was a lengthy dream) is a little person parasailing behind a boat, and the promise that, if he gets the job, he'll be doing this dressed as a pimp later.
by Promicin
Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:23 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9346017

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

On the subject of Zelda, I often forget rupees are real currency. I get disappointed when I realize people are talkig about India instead of Hyrule.
by Promicin
Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:19 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13423
Views: 1768179

Re: Today I Learned

TIL about Henry V and his (tennis) balls. Which led me to read up on other Shakespeare plays, something I've been meaning to do for a while.

*exits, pursued by a bear*
by Promicin
Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread
Replies: 1141
Views: 199577

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread?

Whelan wrote:
a_fuzzyduck wrote:My favourite one of those is that Darth Vader... is CNN!

Darth Vader is Mufasa. This is why my favourite line from the Lion King is "Simba, you are my son."

I never made the connection between those lines before... and those are my favorite movies.
by Promicin
Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 794138

Re: What were your dreams last night?

I was watching Mythbusters, only it was hosted by the Old Man from Pawn Stars. They had a clock once owned by (I think) Audrey Hepburn, that was rumored to "have a tendancy to stop at the time that looks like a lady."
by Promicin
Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 794138

Re: What were your dreams last night?

It was slightly post-apocalyptic, and California had seceded from the US, and was going by a shorter name (Feier, or something like that). It pretended to be its own country, but it wasnt fooling anyone; we all knew it was the same California, only it had been outlined in a different color on the ma...
by Promicin
Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9346017

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Mandom like the morgu

Maple syrup tastes amazing on rainbow sherbert.
by Promicin
Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I Shouldn't Have To Say This
Replies: 2609
Views: 396238

Re: I Shouldn't Have To Say This

ISHTST: I have pinchy mouthparts. Fear me.
by Promicin
Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 794138

Re: What were your dreams last night?

It was a combination Courage the Cowardly Dog/Wild Thornberrys/real life. There was a spooky old house, with a three-headed, orange dragon-cat growing out of it. The kids were outside, trying to defeat it, and the adults were contemplating going out to help, and Miriam (from Courage) decides to open...
by Promicin
Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9346017

Re: Screechings o' the Great Unwashed (Mandom like the morgu

Last night on Jeopardy, there was a biblical question that basically asked for the name of the man who was swallowed by a whale. I said "Pinocchio." Wait, it gets worse. Then I said, "Oh, wait, biblical? Geppetto." Then I remembered that I always confuse "Geppetto" with...
by Promicin
Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13423
Views: 1768179

Re: Today I Learned

TIL Milwaukee is in Wisconsin, not Minnesota.

The sad part is I learn this about once a month and keep forgetting it.

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