## Search found 1696 matches

Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2548200

### Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, you know longer have the ability to apply a force on an object over any distance.

I wish I had a job
Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Abridged Debate
Replies: 1185
Views: 150776

### Re: Abridged Debate

Post about how I just made a fortune rescuing a Nigerian prince
Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: MacGuyver, help!
Replies: 29
Views: 4358

### Re: MacGuyver, help!

In order to stop this organization I will need to break into their base and shut down their nuclear reactor, thus stopping their robot army. But first I'll make a bowl of vegetable stew, eat half and save the rest for later. Using the bowl, and the wood and nails from the coffin I will make a small ...
Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Replies: 8750
Views: 899798

### Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: the bears will only eat dead (now extinct) humans, and thus starve
Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Strange but false
Replies: 544
Views: 65881

### Re: Strange but false

The very first sub-sandwich was named because it was literally as big as a submarine
Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 288423

### Re: Attack and Defend

I block it with a stone.

I attack by raising taxes on the next poster
Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:37 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: A twist on the switch problem
Replies: 57
Views: 10843

### Re: A twist on the switch problem

This might work There are four possible states for a prisoner, neutral, counter, countee, and done. Everyone starts Neutral with 1 count and zero delay Neutral with 1 or more delay: If the switch is on turn it off and gain 1 count, become a counter and lose all delay If the switch is off choose 1 of...
Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:30 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: The "IT DOESN'T WORK!" thread
Replies: 1963
Views: 571893

### Re: The "IT DOESN'T WORK!" thread

I am trying to write a Matlab code that gathers data from excel, runs some calculations on the data, and gives me a plot of the data. right now I can get everything to work with one small problem. I can't figure out how to make the code work for a general file name. right now it works if I do this. ...
Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 411587

### Re: Create a Card: MTG

Mana burn RRR
instant
as an additional cost to play mana burn pay 5 life. Target player loses 5 life and add 5 red mana to your mana pool.

Next Card: It's A Trap!
Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 165706

### Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Vacuum
Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Arbitrary status declaration!
Replies: 137
Views: 17402

### Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

I am the chaos bunny, pilferer of golden cheese.
Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2548200

### Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, the world itself literally marches forth. This change in acceleration of our planet causes natural disasters and wide spread panic across the globe.

I wish for a kitty
Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Replies: 217
Views: 21660

You have 2 pills, The Misogyny Kool-Aid, and the blue pill
A) take The Misogyny Kool-Aid.
B) take the blue pill.
C) take both pills
Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Replies: 17229
Views: 1733299

### Re: The "Thread Necromancy" Game

Moar Thyme!
Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2548200

### Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted your body becomes nice, then it shrinks down to be minuscule when compared to a roadbike.

I wish I had every board game in existence.
Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Replies: 217
Views: 21660

All you have to help the wounds is the clothes you are wearing, a pack of chewing gum, and the knife you used to stab Mal.

Do you?
A) Tear a strip off your shirt and tie it around the wound
B) Use the chewing gum to stick the wounds closed
C) Stab the wounds closed
Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What would you do if...
Replies: 241
Views: 23172

### Re: What would you do if...

keep away from microwaves at all cost.

What would you do if you were the first zombie
Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2229
Views: 346471

### Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I leave 2 eyepatches, 2 peglegs, 2 bottles of rum, and 2 pirate hats in the pile

There are 2 simolean pirates, a not-so-freshly yanked fallopian tube, and Thorgold's one cent on the pile.
Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Longest Time As Last Post - Weekly Edition
Replies: 8185
Views: 475329

### Re: Longest Time As Last Post - Weekly Edition (UPDATED!!)

good morning
Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Replies: 162
Views: 19099

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Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Choices, choices, choices...
Replies: 403
Views: 58478

### Re: Choices, choices, choices...

not to be, because I'm feeling lazy.

Superpowers or true love?
Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Replies: 17229
Views: 1733299

### Re: The "Thread Necromancy" Game

yay necromancy
Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2548200

### Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but you need a giant nuclear reactor to power it.

I wish I had x-ray vision
Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Replies: 8750
Views: 899798

### Re: Good News, Bad News

good news. The ghost busters show up and take care of the puppy ghosts and you still have plenty of money left after paying them.
Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2229
Views: 346471

### Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I take 1 of thorgold's cents from the pile

There are 2 simoleans, 11 Xerpnoxian chartreuse diamonds, a freshly yanked fallopian tube, and Thorgold's one cent on the pile
Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Longest Time As Last Post - Weekly Edition
Replies: 8185
Views: 475329

### Re: Longest Time As Last Post - Weekly Edition (UPDATED!!)

this has turned into the post random letters thread.
Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Replies: 217
Views: 21660

c) incapacitate the cops...

with my mind!
Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Replies: 217
Views: 21660

after the 7th server burned, you get news that the police are looking for the "serial internet arsonist"

Do you?
a) Keep on burning servers. by the time they catch up to you the Internets will be destroyed.
Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Replies: 152
Views: 58845

### Re: "Your mom" jokes...for XKCDers...

your mama's so dumb she bought micro salsa to put on her microchips.

your mama's so stupid she thinks string theory will give her a competitive edge in knitting.
Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2548200

### Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, you now have 2 monitors, the left half of your old monitor, and the right half.

I wish for a bag full of golden coins
Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:55 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Infinite Balls and Jugs [solution]
Replies: 611
Views: 122841

### Re: Infinite Balls and Jugs [solution]

A zero ball solution implies that at some point the last ball is removed. before that last ball is removed 10 more have to be added. any solution with less than 9 balls has done something wrong. consider the chance of removing a specific ball the nth time that you add 10 and remove 1. probability = ...
Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:39 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Three Cannibals
Replies: 11
Views: 4940

### Re: Three Cannibals

C = cannibal A = Anthropologist B = boat CCCAAAB...... CCAA......BCA CCAAAB......C AAA......BCCC CAAAB......CC CA......BCCAA CCAAB......CA CC......BCAAA CCCB......AAA C......BCCAAA CCB......CAAA ......BCCCAAA
Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:53 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Infinite Balls and Jugs [solution]
Replies: 611
Views: 122841

### Re: Infinite Balls and Jugs [solution]

On a more serious note (This is for the uniformly random chance case) not every ball has the same chance of removal. Balls added later on have a much higher chance of staying. I wrote a simple function to calculate the probability that any 1 ball is remaining. function[]=prob(k,kmax) n = 1; for i = ...
Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:49 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Infinite Balls and Jugs [solution]
Replies: 611
Views: 122841

### Re: Infinite Balls and Jugs [solution]

The balls must be a finite length away from the jug to begin with (I'll estimate that at 1.61*10^-35 meters since it wouldn't make any physical sense for them to be closer than that). They can only move towards the jug at a finite speed (we'll say 2.99*10^8 m/s). That means it takes at least 5.3*10^...
Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 314131

### Re: Escape from Raptors

What you do not realize is that after the end of the universe, it resets The raptors will find you eventually.

I transcend into a being of pure energy.
Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: My number is bigger!
Replies: 1590
Views: 428169

### Re: My number is bigger!

Ansain, that value is uncountable, since universes which have broken off can undergo their own events independent of our own universe. One universe could spawn an infinite number of parallel universes in some random event. If it's not forbidden, it must happen, ergo your number is infinite. I'm not...
Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: My number is bigger!
Replies: 1590
Views: 428169

### Re: My number is bigger!

I've no doubt that your functions are probably all bigger but I was curious if anyone knew how this compared or even had a rough idea of how to calculate it. My number is the number of parallel universes, given that from the moment the universe began, at every point where something could have happen...
Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 65
Views: 9613

### Re: Jokes

This joke is absolutely terrible, but for some reason it always cracks me up. Don't look at the spoiler if you do not want to be offended. What's Worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust My physics teacher told us that same joke a while ago. Except it was condensed down to t...
Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 65
Views: 9613

### Re: Jokes

Here are a few of my favorite jokes. It's probably best that you read them in order. So this guy is walking down the street holding a brick in his hand. He walks a few steps, then tosses the brick up into the air. It goes up three or four feet, then comes back down and he catches it. He walks on a b...
Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rhyme Wars
Replies: 14
Views: 1344

### Re: Rhyme Wars

or why - I have- n't yet - gone off - to bed