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by Headshrinker
Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:01 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1105: "License Plate"
Replies: 91
Views: 31406

Re: 1105: "License Plate"

Hello ... Operator,
My cars been stolen,
It's like all ones and Is,
.....
Hello?
by Headshrinker
Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0992: "Mnemonics"
Replies: 278
Views: 67268

Re: 0992: "Mnemonics"

SOHCAHTOA

Sex On Hard Concrete Always Hurts The Old Arse
by Headshrinker
Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:40 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Invading Mexico
Replies: 54
Views: 7135

Re: Invading Mexico

If the majority of Mexicans want to be Americans can't you just invite Mexico to join the US as a state. Better still just send them some money.
by Headshrinker
Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:42 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Terrorism
Replies: 53
Views: 7173

Re: Terrorism

I would say as a rule of thumb spreading fear in the public to threaten a government. For example a serial killer who kills one person per week is not a terrorist, a man who will kill one person every week unless the president moons the TV is. A nation that bombs a city to show they can destroy any ...
by Headshrinker
Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:25 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Which WW2 battle was more instrumental in defeating Germany?
Replies: 101
Views: 16162

Re: Which WW2 battle was more instrumental in defeating Germ

Why would war not be inevitable, there were two lunatics in millitary empires with opposing political views bordering each other and yelling expand. Not to mention both goverments would probably be unpopular in the cold light so maybe keeping everyone occupied is a good move by itself. I guess Hitle...
by Headshrinker
Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0969: "Delta-P"
Replies: 181
Views: 54483

Re: 0969: "Delta-P"

Well the wardrobe decides what passes through, the children couldn't always get through, but if thats not the case victory in narnia would be to tell the britts about it, they send 1,000 troops and 5,000 colinisers for 10 days they come back with a million strong army of 300th centry tech. WW2 is wo...
by Headshrinker
Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:28 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Which WW2 battle was more instrumental in defeating Germany?
Replies: 101
Views: 16162

Re: Which WW2 battle was more instrumental in defeating Germ

What you need to remember is the UK and france declared the war after Germany invaded Poland. also I get the feeling people like to underplay the french support for the VC regieme. but any way that aside germany would fight the french and the UK on that border what ever happened. they also raised so...
by Headshrinker
Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:27 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Fat children => child maltreatment?
Replies: 43
Views: 8121

Re: Fat children => child maltreatment?

Being fat is a serious problem. Letting your kids get fat causes them harm.
Not to say if your kid has some flab get them running twice a day, but if your kid gets fat don’t take them to McDonalds.
by Headshrinker
Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8750
Views: 901271

Re: Good News, Bad News

bad news if the figments of imagination become real then the world will drown in a ever replicating void of generated objects
by Headshrinker
Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, That's A...
Replies: 395
Views: 44034

Re: No, That's A...

no thats a rabid hipo in a suit trying to use a jetski as a pot plant while humming the james bond theme tune.

A comic is a discription of somthing funny.
by Headshrinker
Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 241
Views: 20454

Re: Three Word Story

There once was a self-referencing story, whom a man began the creation of a pie in. The man's self-referencing story's pie was intriguing because of the amazing and delicious filling. One stormy night, a tentacle monster wanted some pie with an intriguing guest. They sat on one chair each, and made ...
by Headshrinker
Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Randall Munroe is President of the Internet
Replies: 70
Views: 6590

Re: Randall Munroe is President of the Internet

president of the internet president of the internet president of the internet president of the internet president of the internet president of the internet president of the internet president of the internet president of the internet president of the internet president of the internet HARDCORE PORN...
by Headshrinker
Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 241
Views: 20454

Re: Three Word Story

There once was a self-referencing story, whom a man began the creation of a pie in. The man's self-referencing story's pie was intriguing because of the amazing and delicious filling. One stormy night, a tentacle monster wanted some pie with an intriguing guest. They sat on one chair each, and made ...
by Headshrinker
Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 241
Views: 20454

Re: Three Word Story

There once was a self-referencing story, whom a man began the creation of a pie in. The man's self-referencing story's pie was intriguing because of the amazing and delicious filling. One stormy night, a tentacle monster wanted some pie with an intriguing guest. They sat on one chair each, and made ...
by Headshrinker
Sun Sep 25, 2011 5:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 241
Views: 20454

Re: Three Word Story

There once was a self-referencing story, whom a man began the creation of a pie in. The man's self-referencing story's pie was intriguing because of the amazing and delicious filling. One stormy night, a tentacle monster wanted some pie with an intriguing guest. They sat on one chair each, and made ...
by Headshrinker
Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 241
Views: 20454

Re: Three Word Story

There once was a self-referencing story, whom a man began the creation of a pie in. The man's self-referencing story's pie was intriguing because of the amazing and delicious filling. One stormy night, a tentacle monster wanted some pie with an intriguing guest. They sat on one chair each, and made ...
by Headshrinker
Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 241
Views: 20454

Re: Three Word Story

There once was a self-referencing story, whom a man began the creation of a pie in. The man's self-referencing story's pie was intriguing because of the amazing and delicious filling. One stormy night, a tentacle monster wanted some pie with an intriguing guest. They sat on one chair each, and made ...
by Headshrinker
Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 241
Views: 20454

Re: Three Word Story

There once was a self-referencing story, whom a man began the creation of a pie in. The man's self-referencing story's pie was intriguing because of the amazing and delicious filling. One stormy night, a tentacle monster wanted some pie with an intriguing guest. They sat on one chair each, and made ...
by Headshrinker
Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, That's A...
Replies: 395
Views: 44034

Re: No, That's A...

no thats creeping,

sleeping is how you would discribe a object that has an inclined plain
by Headshrinker
Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, That's A...
Replies: 395
Views: 44034

Re: No, That's A...

no thats slurping.

sleeping is word used to imply a curse but to not say it.
by Headshrinker
Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, That's A...
Replies: 395
Views: 44034

Re: No, That's A...

no thats reaping

sleeping is when you try to move undetected
by Headshrinker
Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Welcome to Zork
Replies: 607
Views: 53136

Re: Welcome to Zork

Grue were eaten by a you

>RUN SOUTH
by Headshrinker
Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Welcome to Zork
Replies: 607
Views: 53136

Re: Welcome to Zork

an eldely man joins in and rubbs your head to comfort you.

>CRY MORE THAN YOU EVER HAVE
by Headshrinker
Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Welcome to Zork
Replies: 607
Views: 53136

Re: Welcome to Zork

the ninjas carry you quickly away just before you passout
waking up you realise that you are in a dark restaurant, with many waiters, all alike. Checking your watch, you see the date and time and realize your date should have been here 5 minutes ago.

>wait patiently
by Headshrinker
Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:49 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hijack this thread
Replies: 70
Views: 9838

Re: Hijack this thread

he did post there
by Headshrinker
Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Randall Munroe is President of the Internet
Replies: 70
Views: 6590

Re: Randall Munroe is President of the Internet

President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of ...
by Headshrinker
Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Randall Munroe is President of the Internet
Replies: 70
Views: 6590

Re: Randall Munroe is President of the Internet

President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of ...
by Headshrinker
Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Randall Munroe is President of the Internet
Replies: 70
Views: 6590

Re: Randall Munroe is President of the Internet

President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of ...
by Headshrinker
Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Randall Munroe is President of the Internet
Replies: 70
Views: 6590

Re: Randall Munroe is President of the Internet

President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of the Internet President of ...
by Headshrinker
Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Xkcdians Fly Together!
Replies: 39
Views: 7340

Re: Xkcdians Fly Together!

If I'm a 3.14159 lemon ostrich, and mike make blue ostrich poop, xkcdians fly together!
by Headshrinker
Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0942: "Juggling"
Replies: 63
Views: 23069

Re: 0942: "Juggling"

scarletmanuka wrote:Perhaps he needs to get his boomerang out to try to knock them down. I'm sure this couldn't have any unintended side effects.

yeh i was expecitng boomerangs aswell
by Headshrinker
Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hijack this thread
Replies: 70
Views: 9838

Re: Hijack this thread

are we on 6(7) or 4?
besides it is hijack this thread not post single off topic gibberish on this thread.
by Headshrinker
Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, That's A...
Replies: 395
Views: 44034

Re: No, That's A...

no thats parkour
(my last was stop dawn)

Popcorn is a chess term to refer to the most basic piece that is furthest(highest) on the board.
by Headshrinker
Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hijack this thread
Replies: 70
Views: 9838

Re: Hijack this thread

I'm not trying to be rude, but that last post had nothing to do with Chuck Nørris. If you want to take Chuck Nørris's name out of a post and insert your own, you do so at your own risk. Anyways, here are some more Chuck Nørris facts: 1. Chuck Nørris won American Idol using only his penis. 2. May 6,...
by Headshrinker
Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:19 am UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: Slow running
Replies: 5
Views: 1894

Re: Slow running

Pretty much every day. that might seem to much but any less and my progress slows down.
Interval training is a good idea, ill start on that. thankyou
by Headshrinker
Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:03 am UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: Slow running
Replies: 5
Views: 1894

Re: Slow running

resonable, about two and a half hours + ish.
by Headshrinker
Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:26 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: Slow running
Replies: 5
Views: 1894

Slow running

Hi, sorry if there is a thread already, I couldn't find it. I am a very slow runner. My general running speed is about 6mph, if I go much faster I cannot keep it up for long. even sprinting I slow down after about twenty meters. What i'm really looking for is any advice for improving my running spee...
by Headshrinker
Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 924087

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

Roads are awesome, you just follow them and get where you want to go. They even have signs on to tell you witch one to take. Even in forests you get paths. Its so neat.
by Headshrinker
Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Entertaining Yourself in Your Head
Replies: 77
Views: 12825

Re: Entertaining Yourself in Your Head

Pretending your invisible. Picture your surroundings in greater detail. (see a table, then try to picture it as a top and the four legs, then also picture the fitting, the texture of the wood) its quite hard. Imagine playing games. Create imaginary stories for people around you. Imagine conversation...
by Headshrinker
Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:13 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Which WW2 battle was more instrumental in defeating Germany?
Replies: 101
Views: 16162

Re: Which WW2 battle was more instrumental in defeating Germ

Pearl Harbour. It took the US from dislike to war. As I understand it the US had been preparing for this like any country. while not being the strength that it is today, a fresh force has large advantages over a force that has spent years, even months at war. (moral, maintenance, supplies) St Nazire...

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