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by qvxb
Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2162: "Literary Opinions"
Replies: 17
Views: 2701

Re: 2162: "Literary Opinions"

Stormy Daniels is a reincarnation of the Bronte sisters. Compare her screenplays with the novels.
by qvxb
Wed May 29, 2019 10:51 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2156: "Ufo"
Replies: 18
Views: 3248

Re: 2156: "Ufo"

Agent Trump has repeatedly warned us about fake news. MAGA! (Make aliens germane again.)
by qvxb
Wed May 08, 2019 5:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2147: "Appendicitis"
Replies: 11
Views: 3763

Re: 2147: "Appendicitis"

MAGA! Make Anatomy great again.
by qvxb
Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2140: Reinvent the Wheel
Replies: 16
Views: 4186

Re: 2140: Reinvent the Wheel

Ah, the chrome reverse cheese wheel.
by qvxb
Sat Mar 23, 2019 7:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2127: "Panama Canal"
Replies: 20
Views: 4527

Re: 2127: "Panama Canal"

His parents bribed the admissions director of the Engineering School he attended.
by qvxb
Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2113: "Physics Suppression"
Replies: 23
Views: 5922

Re: 2113: "Physics Suppression"

Don't ask me about my theory. It did not fall off the back of a truck. I"ll only tell it to the biologists. They don't have souls.
by qvxb
Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: Re: 2107: "Launch risk"
Replies: 17
Views: 6022

Re: 2107: "Launch risk"

Ground Control: Don't get upset Major Tom. I just thought you might be interested in this oddity.
by qvxb
Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2099: "Missal of Silos"
Replies: 26
Views: 7182

Re: 2099: "Missal of Silos"

Also, remove Thermonuclear War from the games list.
by qvxb
Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2098: "Magnetic Pole"
Replies: 21
Views: 5998

Re: 2098: "Magnetic Pole"

Wandering magnetic pole - Lech Walesa on vacation.
by qvxb
Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2095: "Marsiforming"
Replies: 31
Views: 7091

Re: 2095: "Marsiforming"

Ming the Merciless for President (or head of the EPA).
by qvxb
Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:48 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2093: "Reminders"
Replies: 10
Views: 3873

Re: 2093: "Reminders"

If people require so much effort, they're not worth having as friends.
by qvxb
Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:57 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2086: "History Department"
Replies: 23
Views: 6594

Re: 2086: "History Department"

Historians should fall behind to preserve their mental well being.

As D. P. Leitch wrote in 1968,

Histories of ages past
Unenlightened shadows cast
Down through all eternity
The crying of humanity

Imagine if the historians were up to date.
by qvxb
Wed Dec 12, 2018 11:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2084: "FDR"
Replies: 49
Views: 11903

Re: 2084: "FDR"

Obviously Randall doesn't listen to conservative talk radio.
by qvxb
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2083: "Laptop Issues"
Replies: 27
Views: 7237

Re: 2083: "Laptop Issues"

Tech Support hasn't noticed that the only music videos YouTube plays on the laptop is Sympathy for the Devil.
by qvxb
Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2082: "Mercator Projection"
Replies: 29
Views: 7124

Re: 2082: "Mercator Projection"

Where will the proposed wall between the US and Mexico actually be?
by qvxb
Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2081: Middle Latitudes
Replies: 27
Views: 6239

Re: 2081: Middle Latitudes

Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle latitudes with you.

Nothing to excess.
by qvxb
Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2078: "Popper"
Replies: 19
Views: 5406

Re: 2078: "Popper"

As Bird said, Popper ooo mow mow..
by qvxb
Tue Nov 27, 2018 2:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2077: "Heist"
Replies: 40
Views: 8510

Re: 2077: "Heist"

If he asks for your Social Security number, he's not legit.
by qvxb
Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2074: Airplanes and Spaceships
Replies: 40
Views: 8432

Re: 2074: Airplanes and Spaceships

There will be passenger spaceships when there are casinos (and hookers) on Mars and Venus.
by qvxb
Sat Nov 17, 2018 1:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2073: "Kilogram"
Replies: 97
Views: 17822

Re: 2073: "Kilogram"

Has BHG updated the Wikipedia article?
by qvxb
Thu Nov 01, 2018 12:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2066: "Ballot Selfies"
Replies: 110
Views: 20837

Re: 2066: "Ballot Selfies"

If a. person is in the voting booth with the curtain closed, how can anyone tell they are taking a selfie?
by qvxb
Fri Oct 26, 2018 3:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2064: "I'm a Car"
Replies: 19
Views: 5545

Re: 2064: "I'm a Car"

The first car to vote was a 1932 Ford coupe in Drag City in 1964. It was very critical of establishment politics and would constantly whine, whine, whine.
by qvxb
Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2063: "Carnot Cycle"
Replies: 27
Views: 7465

Re: 2063: "Carnot Cycle"

Please delete.
by qvxb
Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:02 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2063: "Carnot Cycle"
Replies: 27
Views: 7465

Re: 2063: "Carnot Cycle"

Print and distribute to your fellow pre-med students.
by qvxb
Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2062: "Barnard's Star"
Replies: 14
Views: 4892

Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Barnard's Star wishes everyone a Happy Mole Day from 6:02 AM to 6:02 PM on 10/23. Avogadro - he's got your number.
by qvxb
Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2062: "Barnard's Star"
Replies: 14
Views: 4892

Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

"Hello, young'un! You're getting big." - Barnard's Star
by qvxb
Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2060: "Hygrometer"
Replies: 35
Views: 7178

Re: 2060: "Hygrometer"

"My I interest you in this book of poetry in Iambic Pentameter?"

Iambic - therefore I write - inexpensively.
by qvxb
Sat Oct 13, 2018 2:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2058: "Rock Wall"
Replies: 24
Views: 7139

Re: 2058: "Rock Wall"

"Mantle? Bah! Lava tubes!" - O. Lidenbrock and J. Verne.
by qvxb
Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2052: "Stanislav Petrov Day"
Replies: 13
Views: 4458

Re: 2052: "Stanislav Petrov Day"

The TV film "The Day After" was first shown Nov. 20, 1983. Were the two films "inspired" by President Ronald Reagan?
by qvxb
Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2052: "Stanislav Petrov Day"
Replies: 13
Views: 4458

Re: 2052: "Stanislav Petrov Day"

The film "War Games" was released in 1983.
by qvxb
Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2051: "Bad Opinions"
Replies: 46
Views: 10222

Re: 2051: "Bad Opinions"

Hint: The opinion is political and angers both Rush Limbaugh and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
by qvxb
Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2050: "6/6 Time"
Replies: 73
Views: 12650

Re: 2050: "6/6 Time"

And the lyrics would be "Time is not on my side".
by qvxb
Mon Sep 17, 2018 11:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2047: "Beverages"
Replies: 17
Views: 4779

Re: 2047: "Beverages"

by qvxb
Sat Sep 15, 2018 4:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2046: "Trum-"
Replies: 38
Views: 8365

Re: 2046: "Trum-"

"(It's right up there with 2001-2008, when people used to talk about the top two spots in the US being held by Bush and Dick.)"

Some leftist socialist progressives who take a knee during the playing of the National Anthem, say that the spots were held by two Dicks.
by qvxb
Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2045: "Social Media Announcement"
Replies: 24
Views: 7230

Re: 2045: "Social Media Announcement"

This illustrates the need for a WGAF.
by qvxb
Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2044: "Sandboxing Cycle"
Replies: 20
Views: 6298

Re: 2044: "Sandboxing Cycle"

The sandboxing cycle requires an initiator and maintainer. This is known as the military-industrial complex.
by qvxb
Sat Sep 01, 2018 3:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2040: Sibling-in-law
Replies: 52
Views: 11729

Re: 2040: Sibling-in-law

There's a problem when your family tree is a dowel.
by qvxb
Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2039: "Begging the Question"
Replies: 145
Views: 25400

Re: 2039: "Begging the Question"

Try "That food made me sick."
by qvxb
Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2034: "Equations"
Replies: 30
Views: 8959

Re: 2034: "Equations"

The chemistry equations author was pre-med until he/she wrote the equation.

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