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by Max2009
Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1254: "Preferred Chat System"
Replies: 48
Views: 13996

Re: 1254: "Preferred Chat System"

Holy crap, this is me. Only, I'm worse since I have 7 email accounts to segregate the different aspects of my life (and different nicks on different IRC servers and zero presence in "social" media sites like Facebook and LinkdIn). And if you email the wrong account I spam you from it. I do...
by Max2009
Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1784485

Re: Hugs!

Well, haven't been here in a while. Just popped in to share this little conversation I had the other day.
My wife: Aww, you're just like a teddy bear.
Me: How so?
My wife: You always like to hug and cuddle. It's cute. I bet most men don't do that.
Me: *Hugs here tighter*

*happy with my life hugs*
by Max2009
Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1185: "Ineffective Sorts"
Replies: 180
Views: 67018

Re: 1185: "Ineffective Sorts"

I laughed out loud and got well-deserved strange looks.

Also, my brain segfaulted on the PanicSort. RM -RF is not valid.
by Max2009
Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1784485

Re: Hugs!

Hello?
Hello?

It's ringing but there's no answer....

*hugs*
by Max2009
Mon Dec 03, 2012 10:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1784485

Re: Hugs!

I often get fluids stuck in my ear. I went to the doctor for it once (after it hadn't come out in 4 months). He gave me a prescription for some pseudoephedrine and an anti-allergy pill. Together they managed to open up my ear canal enough so that it drained into my nose, and thence out. It took two ...
by Max2009
Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1784485

Re: Hugs!

Everyone is still younger than me.
*gettin' old hugs*
by Max2009
Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1784485

Re: Hugs!

Ah, and then it turns out it was due this past Sunday, even though she clearly said "two weeks" and that's a week and a half at best. This does not bode well for my already disturbingly low grade. *screwed hugs* Programming is for gaylords, you should smoke weed instead. I refute your cla...
by Max2009
Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1784485

Re: Hugs!

Asmodieus wrote:Moral of the story: Fuck dentists.

That's where you get little dentists from.

*hugs*
by Max2009
Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1784485

Re: Hugs!

They only look adorable. Right up to the moment when they lay eggs in your brain.

*not a parasite hugs*
by Max2009
Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1784485

Re: Hugs!

Holy crap, it's those ferrets again!

*hugs*

Just, can we please not have the sloths again?
by Max2009
Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1784485

Re: Hugs!

By "brand new" I mean that we've been married for less than a month.
Love is the best drug. I've been in a constant state of "high" for half a year now....
*hugs*
by Max2009
Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1784485

Re: Hugs!

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! Holy crap that was weird. It has been a really long time since I've been here, probably more than a year. Life update: I get daily IRL hugs from my brand new wife. :D *Internet hugs for those people unlucky enough to be as in love as I am* *Internet hugs for those people who ar...
by Max2009
Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2490231

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

My dog is a wonderment.
Somehow, without using any hands or opposable thumbs she manages to pick up her food dish, turn it upside-down and make a neat little pile of dog food, and then proceed to play catch with herself (using the food dish as a ball).
by Max2009
Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2490231

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

mieulium wrote:Abby from NCIS has really thin legs.

She's also a lot older than she looks.
I still love that show.
by Max2009
Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2490231

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

careyhammer wrote:Ahhhh........ You made me look

Nobody made you do anything.
by Max2009
Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 495052

Re: Interviewing the fora

I don't know how many there are, but I do know where they are.

Is boson a particle physicist's plaything or a job on a boat?
by Max2009
Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1023: "Late-Night BS"
Replies: 73
Views: 20103

Re: 1023: "Late-Night PBS"

MiB24601 wrote:I wondered how much worse Carmen Sandiego would get after they booted Rockapella and switched to a "Where in Time" format. Now I know.

They did that? Wow. I'm glad I gave up television in favor of more interactive entertainment.
by Max2009
Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 495052

Re: Interviewing the fora

The inner arch of my right foot.

Do you prefer showering when you wake up or before you go to sleep?
by Max2009
Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 495052

Re: Interviewing the fora

The bathroom.

Do you like answering serious questions with nonsensical answers?
by Max2009
Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Calvinball!
Replies: 239
Views: 47700

Re: Calvinball!

It is now 1/x time and when we resume play Red Leader will have the icosahedron. The current score is potato salad.
by Max2009
Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 495052

Re: Interviewing the fora

Supermarket. Because I enjoy cooking.

What is the food you best know how to prepare?
by Max2009
Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 495052

Re: Interviewing the fora

There's a food network? O.o

How much passive entertainment do you subject yourself to?
by Max2009
Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2490231

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

How did this thread get to the second page?
by Max2009
Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0997: "Wait Wait"
Replies: 115
Views: 33358

Re: 0997: "Wait Wait"

I am happy to see that Randall is also a listener to my favorite radio show and sole source of my weekly news.
by Max2009
Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 495052

Re: Interviewing the fora

DC

Have you ever laughed so hard that <drink> came out of your nose?
by Max2009
Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 495052

Re: Interviewing the fora

I am pursuing a degree in computer science. And since I love computers and programming and am currently working in IT then yes, it's the correct degree for me.

What is your favorite type of beer?
by Max2009
Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2490231

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

Veni, vidi, ridebam, scripsi.

It's got a nice beat to it.
by Max2009
Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.
Replies: 38
Views: 5788

Re: Affirm your alliterative adroitness.

I thought of a new one!

Aerodynamic aeroplanes aerate aether.
by Max2009
Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2490231

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

Hey mieulium, if you get an indecisive boyfriend, dump him.
by Max2009
Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2490231

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

Many thoughts occur to many people in this thread.
Almost daily!
by Max2009
Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2490231

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

♪ Here I come to save the day! ♪
by Max2009
Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2490231

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

Nothing made you look, you chose to look.
by Max2009
Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2490231

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

I hate when you do that too.
by Max2009
Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2490231

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

It's wandered not wondered.
by Max2009
Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2490231

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

Why was this on the second page?
by Max2009
Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count in Prime Palindromes!
Replies: 106
Views: 13077

Re: Count in Prime Palindromes!

Hurray for the necro!

96469
by Max2009
Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2490231

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

Then don't eat it.
by Max2009
Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1784485

Re: Hugs!

Look Sean! The thread is alive again!
And all it took was for Toni to get a new username...
*hugs*

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