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by grapefruit1
Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1037: "Umwelt"
Replies: 478
Views: 318846

Re: 1037(?): Umwelt

Massachusetts, Chrome. I get the earthquake one with "This is Boston!".
by grapefruit1
Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8673
Views: 1859746

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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by grapefruit1
Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:24 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3573476

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

All those people who say crying doesn't make you feel better are liars.
by grapefruit1
Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:21 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Stupid mistakes on Tests.
Replies: 51
Views: 6039

Re: Stupid mistakes on Tests.

The worst is when you actually DO get the right answer, but fill in the wrong one on the bubble sheet. That's cost me many a 100%.
by grapefruit1
Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0699: "Trimester"
Replies: 86
Views: 26450

Re: "Trimester" discussion

The cheese: it burns.
by grapefruit1
Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:55 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 870
Views: 224272

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

(After student 1 hit student 2 in the face with a water bottle, giving Student 2 a nosebleed.) Student 1: I believe the correct word in this situation is 'oops'. Student 2: 'Oops'? 'OOPS?' Yeah, I'm sure that's the correct word! In fact, I'm sure that's exactly what the guy who created the atomic bo...
by grapefruit1
Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:03 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 870
Views: 224272

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

B: Today's my dad's five year anniversary.
V: Your dad got remarried? When did this happen?
B: Five years ago...?
by grapefruit1
Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:42 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 404030

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

Mr M: [Staring at an analog clock] Okay, we'll stop working when...uh...the long hand...is over the three. But not the skinny long hand, because that one's going to pass over the three a bunch of times - see?! Like right then. So when the long, not skinny hand is over the three, then we can stop wor...
by grapefruit1
Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Omegle!
Replies: 701
Views: 132429

Re: Omegle!

Most normal conversation yet. Too bad it didn't go anywhere. You: Hi Stranger: Hi You: How are ya? Stranger: Good, you? You: Not bad. You: So, why are you on omegle? Stranger: Just hoping for some normal people to talk to, lol. You: Haha. You: Yeah. You: I'm looking for a humorous conversation t...
by grapefruit1
Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8673
Views: 1859746

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

My first xkcdsw. The whole thing is probably a little over-hyped, but hey. It's my first. :P

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by grapefruit1
Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:45 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 870
Views: 224272

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

While we were doing ecology...

"Don't caterpillars photosynthesize?"

This guy asks question similar to this all the time. If only I could remember more...
by grapefruit1
Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I Shouldn't Have To Say This
Replies: 2609
Views: 396276

Re: I Shouldn't Have To Say This

"No, it is not possible to be so fat that you 'plug up' a black hole."
by grapefruit1
Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0634: "Date"
Replies: 102
Views: 18989

Re: "Date" Discussion

We did punnett squares in science today!

My first "Randall, get out of my head!" moment. :D I thought the day would never come.
by grapefruit1
Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:46 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3573476

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

Oh my gosh. I must know where you got those plush microbes.
by grapefruit1
Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:46 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Unusual Plots
Replies: 24
Views: 2695

Re: Unusual Plots

Well, everyone knows about scatterplots, they're kind of basic. I think that star plots are pretty unusual, don't see those very often. Then there are violin plots which are really cool. Finally, I haven't seen a box plot in a while. There is this really weird plot in Toronto, between the 401 and t...
by grapefruit1
Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: hovering mouse over comics
Replies: 21
Views: 2151

Re: hovering mouse over comics

It's okay. I think every XKCD reader can sympathize with you on this one, right, General Thread?*

*I just had a vision in my head of a piece of string in army garb.
by grapefruit1
Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0614: "Woodpecker"
Replies: 163
Views: 32086

Re: "Woodpecker" Discussion

Awww! I #th the shirt idea. And vote for this to be Sweetest Comic.
by grapefruit1
Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Injuries Thread
Replies: 112
Views: 27870

Re: The Injuries Thread

Gears wrote:My mom slammed my head in the door. I got friggin' doored by my mom. I have a dent. I have a few of them actually... I think I was the "can you do that to a baby? idk lets find out!" baby.


I was that baby as well.
by grapefruit1
Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 760514

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

Ad Council commercials that begin with "1 in 8 people struggle with hunger. Count 8 people you know..." This. Very much this. There are eight people living in my house. I'm pretty damn sure none of them are starving. Also: This is like stating "1 in 2 people are female. Count the nex...
by grapefruit1
Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Weirdest thing you've spilled on your computer
Replies: 41
Views: 5154

Re: Weirdest thing you've spilled on your computer

Diet Coke and Mentos. "Hey why were you doing that over your laptop?" you may ask. I wasn't. I was the recipient of a very well constructed prank, involving a bottle of seemingly normal coke, with mentos carfully secured in the lid by thread, to fall in when the lid was unscrewed. "W...
by grapefruit1
Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 760514

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

Walter.Horvath wrote:Ad Council commercials that begin with "1 in 8 people struggle with hunger. Count 8 people you know..."


This. Very much this.

There are eight people living in my house. I'm pretty damn sure none of them are starving.
by grapefruit1
Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3527464

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

Jessica, that dress is beautiful on you! Love the necklace too.
by grapefruit1
Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Myers-Briggs Psychological Testing
Replies: 270
Views: 109549

Re: Myers-Briggs Psychological Testing

ESFP (11, 1, 24, 44)

But wow. Look at that majority.
by grapefruit1
Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3527464

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

First of all - looky! I have an avatar now! Second [actual Woman Thread topic] - I missed Shark Week this month. It was really weird, because while in the past i missed every other period, these last...three?...months it's been every 33 days, and I was kind of getting used to it being regular. The w...
by grapefruit1
Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3527464

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

I really don't post here much, but...is it okay if I submit this image of me? http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii189/kayshe_730/YellowPic-Cropped.jpg Maybe not my *favorite* picture of me, but the only one I have on the computer. And I like it alot. Very much shows my inner self. :wink:
by grapefruit1
Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:47 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3527464

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

Everone's so pretty! And GraphiteGirl, you're such a good artist! *jealous*
by grapefruit1
Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childhood misconceptions
Replies: 868
Views: 109078

Re: Childhood misconceptions

Another one: me and my best friend used to think he was going to grow up to be an elephant, and that I would take rides on him.

He never did. :(
by grapefruit1
Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Poll: Have you or someone you know said "Stupid uterus"?
Replies: 48
Views: 4758

Re: Poll: Have you or someone you know said "Stupid uterus"?

I have, on occasion, muttered that to myself. But never anyone else.
by grapefruit1
Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Do you look your age?
Replies: 65
Views: 5032

Re: Do you look your age?

People usually assume I'm 2 or 3 years older than I actually am. Might help that I'm unusually tall for my age.
by grapefruit1
Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What made you feel incredibly stupid?
Replies: 551
Views: 63910

Re: What made you feel incredibly stupid?

I feel incredibly stupid at having spilled coffee of myself. What am I, four years old? I can't balance a cup of coffee? Luckily I'm wearing a black shirt, hopefully it will just dry off, thankfully I have another one like it, regretfully I'll only be able to change shirts at the end of the day, ha...
by grapefruit1
Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childhood misconceptions
Replies: 868
Views: 109078

Re: Childhood misconceptions

Up until I was about 6, I used to think the moon was heaven.
by grapefruit1
Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What made you feel incredibly stupid?
Replies: 551
Views: 63910

Re: What made you feel incredibly stupid?

For some reason, my dad's alarm was set on my clock. So around 5 AM this morning, the alarm starts blaring, and (since I'm still half-asleep) I think there's a fire, I run out of the room, my dad comes down the hallway to turn off his alarm, for some reason I half-shout "I don't get it," a...
by grapefruit1
Sun May 31, 2009 3:32 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3527464

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

Sadly, I can't take credit for the following proposal idea: this was all my friend's. [In the produce aisle] Guy: *picks up a cantalope* If we cant-alope ... *breaks open pre-prepared lettuce with engagement ring inside* Lettuce get married! I agreed with her that it would be the most awesome propos...
by grapefruit1
Fri May 29, 2009 3:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0590: "Papyrus"
Replies: 242
Views: 58165

Re: "Papyrus" Discussion

Everyone seems to be posting their favorite fonts, so...

I prefer Book Antiqua, Andalus, and Calibri.
by grapefruit1
Thu May 21, 2009 2:23 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3527464

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

i get bad backaches during Shark Week. My friends pretty much all know whenever it's that time of the month, because I'm unusually bitchy (I'm normally a very nice person ;)) and I wince every time I move. But I never have cramping, which is weird because I had always thought that was the symptom fo...
by grapefruit1
Thu May 21, 2009 12:39 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3573476

Re: Rant Thread

Gentlelady wrote:Don't be careless. Someone will come along and feel sorry for the animal chained to your door step and take it.

Good thing about today, I now have a new puppy. How can you not love this face?


You are my new favorite person.
by grapefruit1
Wed May 20, 2009 2:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2850229

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Fess: instead of applying for jobs, I spent nine hours today re-creating the entire cast of Firefly in the Sims 3. Fess: I am oddly proud of this, despite the fact that River set the kitchen on fire, and Jayne pissed off everyone in the building. Fessic: if they don't quit bitching and start gettin...
by grapefruit1
Tue May 19, 2009 12:31 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 870
Views: 224272

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

In english, G was imitating a T-Rex while N did an example on the board. N: *Does something that Mr. W had explicitly told us five seconds ago not to do* Mr. W: It's like everything I say goes in one ear and out the other! There must not be a lot inbetween. G: Obviously! I mean, for God's sake, I'm ...
by grapefruit1
Fri May 15, 2009 2:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0584: "Unsatisfied"
Replies: 145
Views: 36872

Re: "Unsatisfied" Discussion

Anyone else reminded of http://xkcd.com/310/?

No?

....just me then.
by grapefruit1
Wed May 06, 2009 2:38 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2850229

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Oh, damn it, what have I started?

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