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by Jedifreak
Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0862: "Let Go"
Replies: 146
Views: 42493

Re: 0862: "Let Go"

Lewton wrote:Me, I just use Stay focusd

Is there something like that for Firefox?
by Jedifreak
Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0787: "Orbiter"
Replies: 86
Views: 26031

Re: "Orbiter" discussion (#787)

Occupied North Texas has been having some nice weather this year, it's barely gotten over 1000F (To be more scientific, 43.30C)
EdgarJPublius wrote:We'll free Oklahoma from the oppressors one day.

I WILL END YOU
by Jedifreak
Fri May 07, 2010 1:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spites of Wraith

Why is it that everyone around my age that I've talked to thinks B.P. WANTED the oil to leak? It's the stupidest thing I've heard in years.
by Jedifreak
Tue May 04, 2010 4:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 496939

Re: Interviewing the fora

Marble Slab. Oddly enough, I don't think I've ever been to Baskin Robins.

There is a bomb in your shoe that will detonate in 10 seconds, what do you do?
by Jedifreak
Mon May 03, 2010 3:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 122224

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

*wallops kai with a life size gold statue of David Tennant*
by Jedifreak
Mon May 03, 2010 1:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spites of Wraith

Facebook has two small chances, or one big chance. If it screws up with my security within the next two month (such as allowing me to be found again by someone) I am leaving it forever. I probably should anyway...
by Jedifreak
Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 496939

Re: Interviewing the fora

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I read over thirty, maybe 40 webcomics. Half of them are stuff Hollywood would cream their collective pants for if they got the writers to make movie scripts for them. I can't tell with a question like that. I'll just go with the top for each category. This is a ...
by Jedifreak
Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 496939

Re: Interviewing the fora

Making an archive of half the webcomics I read, that I update every time they update.

What is your favorite Sci-fi T.V. show?
by Jedifreak
Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 496939

Re: Interviewing the fora

Cthulu. Twice a day.

What is your favorite type of Melee weapon?
by Jedifreak
Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1224035

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because I'm not withholding the technology. If I was, how could I use that technology to post here? Besides, I'm not using FTL communications. I'm using speed of light communications and precognition. I'm actually a few billion years in the past. I hope that if you do invent FTL drives that w...
by Jedifreak
Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1056046

Re: Vending machine!

You get the great queen spider.
Image



I put in an obscure reference to a serial from the 1940's..
by Jedifreak
Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1224035

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned cause you don't know the saying about huskies.
by Jedifreak
Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 496939

Re: Interviewing the fora

Pudding is delicious.

Max2009 wrote:You can call me anything you want, just don't call me late for dinner.

FINALLY! I say that joke every time to people, and none of them get it! Not even the people over 50.


What's the worst non-racist joke you have?
by Jedifreak
Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2551520

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, your neglect of making a wish has destroyed you and all of your family.

I wish Comedy Central wasn't such a bunch of wusses.
by Jedifreak
Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 496939

Re: Interviewing the fora

A bad one.

Can I call you frank?
by Jedifreak
Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1224035

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because yellow is bad in snow.
by Jedifreak
Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2551520

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The pie is absolutely perfect in every way. It refills itself periodically, never rots, never ever tastes bad, and has the perfect nutrition value for you to maintain a healthy lifestyle just by eating it for the rest of your life. There's only one problem. You can't eat the pie. It's locke...
by Jedifreak
Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:56 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1056046

Re: Vending machine!

You get Opus from Bloom County.

I put in Calvin and Hobbes.
by Jedifreak
Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1224035

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for SMBC.
by Jedifreak
Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 122224

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

Hits MacGyverFace with Return of the Jedi. :lol:
by Jedifreak
Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 496939

Re: Interviewing the fora

That's a tricky one. If I went with Edison, Tesla would probably still have invented what he did, and there would probably have been someone else that created the things Edison did, plus Tesla would finally get the credit he is due. But I think I'm going to go with Kim Jong IL, since he keeps causin...
by Jedifreak
Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

Why is it that my username is taken, the absolute one time I try to sign up for a beta test. It's never taken anywhere else, not even on the nerdiest forums ever, or even Runescape (that was boring. never do it again). Logic says it should have been there. Granted, it is the SWTOR I'm talking about,...
by Jedifreak
Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

I know what I'm doing doesn't make sense. I know that those trash bags we just pulled from the box are clean. I know it's illogical for me to do that.

THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED A COMPULSION! If it were useful or funny, it just be a quirk. Please stop explaining my own illogics to me,
by Jedifreak
Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

Mom, if you're going to go through the trouble of getting Easter Candy for everyone, will you please stop taking my candy and giving it to everyone when they have their own?
by Jedifreak
Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

pseudoidiot wrote:
Giant Speck wrote:
Briareos wrote:
SlyReaper wrote:
pseudoidiot wrote:Noooooooooo don't shave

Ever.
EVAR.

If you were just going to shave, you shouldn't have let it grow in the first place.

BUT IT'S TRADITION!
I haven't had a hair-free chin for 8 years. THAT'S tradition.

Technically it still won't be hair-free. Unless you shave with Nair.
by Jedifreak
Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

I woke up at 1:30 AM with a nosebleed, and my throat has been sore since Saturday.

Fook.
by Jedifreak
Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

It's not awkward until your dog brings you a pair of box turtles who were having fun up until the moment they were picked up (and continued the instant they were put down).
by Jedifreak
Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

I've had a headache since Thursday. Go away headache. I know I've been pondering some philosophical meanings of pain, but you don't have to make it ironic.
by Jedifreak
Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

I want to watch a video. Just one. One specific one. It's not that hard. So why can't I view it? It violates copyrights? Well that just won't do, will it? Who cares if searching for it leads to dozens of different videos (none of which are the correct one) that all violate copyright. Who cares that ...
by Jedifreak
Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

As an American, I think I can say this for everyone like me on the forums.

You guys have the best. slang. EVER.
by Jedifreak
Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1224035

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because

A. IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZORS

B. Your avatar is too awesome for reality to exist.
by Jedifreak
Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

Xeio wrote:My family doesn't tell me shit.

I've been through a similar thing. Ironically, now that I have been living an hour away from them, I actually know more than I would have when I was there.
by Jedifreak
Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:01 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

To all of my friends who keep receiving text messages and calls during important things, and answering them while apologizing. In fact this is a helpful hint for many of the people on the forum (not from experience, just because it may be a good revelation for them. Spoiler'd for if you don't want y...
by Jedifreak
Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

Perhaps he's a lawyer who posts mostly from his office.

It's the only Hypothesis which fits the known facts.
by Jedifreak
Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

SecondTalon wrote:Things I now want to do - break in to e^in+1=0's place while they're on vacation, and clean the place up. Really super clean it. And leave a note saying "Hope you don't mind. - The Internet"

I am Jedifreak, and I approve and hope to be a part of this message.
by Jedifreak
Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1056046

Re: Vending machine!

You get a fun way to rid yourself of scurvey.

Kohlliah wrote:You get out a prescription for cough syrup with codeine in it.

Congrats, you killed me.

I put in a musical about Spy vs Spy.
by Jedifreak
Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3579137

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

jumble wrote:Is French toast that egg-fried stuff with syrup that my family had for breakfast in Florida, and then found we didn't need to eat again until 8pm (sometimes the following day)?

Yes it is. Would you like the recepie.

Also, apparently you can access the fora on the Wii. Cool.
by Jedifreak
Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1056046

Re: Vending machine!

You get a red light just as you're about to go through a yellow light.

I put in Doctor Octagonapus.
by Jedifreak
Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1224035

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because you bear the mark of Kaeyn.
by Jedifreak
Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1056046

Re: Vending machine!

You get Lara Crofts lips.

I put in Calculus.

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