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by dragongrrl
Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:36 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 404263

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

More fun quotes from my teachers... we seem to get all the really weird/cool ones. 12 Maths B We were learning about using the area under a time/velocity graph to find the displacement, etc, the kind of stuff all the physics students in the class [me and a few of my friends] learned a year ago. So w...
by dragongrrl
Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8750
Views: 899150

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: it's filled to the brim with RABID HUNGRY BAT-WOLF THINGS! THAT EAT YOU!! OM NOM NOM NOM!
by dragongrrl
Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 290264

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Not enough. It annoys me. And I can't get it out of my teeth.

Why can't cows fly?
by dragongrrl
Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 288137

Re: Attack and Defend

Lucky for me, I have an mp3 player in my tooth that means I only hear the music I want to. I don't even hear your voice. I just smile and nod, laughing on the inside.

I throw Ayers Rock at the NP. [For those who don't know, Ayers Rock is a single rock that's over 10 tonnes].
by dragongrrl
Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313962

Re: Escape from Raptors

You forget the laws of physics. Because of your infinite mass, and ever-increasing speed, you become a black hole. You die anyway. And the space raptors get to eat your leftover man-soup [being raptors, they can survive black holes]. I'm a microscopic person. The raptors can't see me. I live in a cr...
by dragongrrl
Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ruin a Joke
Replies: 800
Views: 62625

Re: Ruin a Joke

No ice-cream and a very happy puppy.

What do you get if you cross and elephant and a rhino?
by dragongrrl
Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 290264

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

I guess if you tripped walking up the stairs, yeah.

Why does coffee taste so good?
by dragongrrl
Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:25 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 404263

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

Hehe... we had a fun day today. Our physics teacher is fairly crazy. He's the kind of guy that if the school needs something "interesting" to raise money, he'll be the one who dresses up in a pink tutu, pink tights, and an umbrella. For the day. Yes, he's awesome. So today, we were learnin...
by dragongrrl
Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1786852

Re: Hugs!

//hugs to gojoe

Hehe, kinda funny... you're always told never to speak to strangers, let alone hug them. It's fun!

Via computer, tho :P
by dragongrrl
Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546542

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Now you have to contend with fighting through pedophiles and tainted candy once every year. Eventually, thanks to YOU, it's declared an illegal holiday, and millions of kids come to kill you for taking away their free candy. I wish my dinner was ready right now, and it was UNpoisoned, UNtai...
by dragongrrl
Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 288137

Re: Attack and Defend

I club you in the head and make YOU eat the pills.

I throw brickphones at the NP.
by dragongrrl
Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313962

Re: Escape from Raptors

Who's to say that the raptors can't stack up and form a tower? Or just knock it down? Either way, you die. I offer them manflesh-flavoured biscuits. They have more nutritional value that manflesh [no raptor would want to be too big to catch prey, would they?]! But what they don't know is that the bi...
by dragongrrl
Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 288137

Re: Attack and Defend

Luckily enough, I can dodge. The hot, salty water hits the NP. Who CAN'T dodge.
by dragongrrl
Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546542

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. However, all their friends come and maim you right back. And THEY get away with it too.

I wish I could have a big, delicious piece of chocolate right now... //drools
by dragongrrl
Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546542

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. But you crash it the first time you drive it.

I wish I could un-hear what I just heard my dad say!
by dragongrrl
Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 288137

Re: Attack and Defend

I was wearing a baseball face-mask! [the ones the backstops have].

I launch a nuke at the NP.
by dragongrrl
Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546542

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You get a few hour's worth of sleep. But that's all the sleep you get for the rest of your life... which is actually fairly short, because you go mad and kill yourself from lack of sleep.

I wish I could un-shred my completed maths assignment!
by dragongrrl
Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313962

Re: Escape from Raptors

You forget that raptors are known for working in packs to bring down large animals. They bring down your now-large-once-small creatures, followed by you. You all die. I somehow stumble upon a magical thingy that turns me into a dragon. The raptors quickly recognise that I'm just a bigger, fire-breat...
by dragongrrl
Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546542

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. But because there's so much, YOU turn into a Dogfish. A real one. You spend the rest of your life chasing catfish. Who chase micefish. Etc, etc.

I wish that my stupid Maths assignment would do itself without being absolutely crap.
by dragongrrl
Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8750
Views: 899150

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: the tigers don't care what you taste like.
by dragongrrl
Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546542

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It's as easy as pie. Unfortunatley, your pay is cut by 99%. Which is why it's so easy to get.

I wish my coffee was still warm.
by dragongrrl
Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ruin a Joke
Replies: 800
Views: 62625

Re: Ruin a Joke

Because there were many crosses available for use, however, the seas were a bit too far away for everyone to watch. And that was what early Roman executions were about: pleasing the public.

So two Jews walk into a bar...
by dragongrrl
Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: My Hobby:
Replies: 554
Views: 106579

Re: My Hobby:

My hobby: randomly talking in perfectly coded segments, changing language several times in the process of one conversation. Example: Friend: Hey! Me: print "Hello" Friend: ....yes. How are you? Me: shoulders.top = + 5 shoulders.top = - 5 print.responsetext = "Okay I guess." print...
by dragongrrl
Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 288137

Re: Attack and Defend

Aha! You didn't expect me to have an ->ABKG^ deflector handy, did you??

I kebab the np with a million metal toothpicks.
by dragongrrl
Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546542

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, however all this mental typing soon takes its toll, and not only does your brain get RSI but your hands wither away and die from lack of use. Not to mention keyboards rise up and kill your for stealing their work. I wish I was a dragon, in the real world, but could never harm humans, and wa...
by dragongrrl
Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ruin a Joke
Replies: 800
Views: 62625

Re: Ruin a Joke

Hey, guess what! His friend does recognise him, and they catch up over a nice coffee and lunch, rekindling their old friendship.


What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
by dragongrrl
Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1786852

Re: Hugs!

//hugs for sje46

I need a hug... I are be sick at the moment, and I have a phys12 draft, a mathsB12 draft, an IPT11 draft, and an Eng11 draft due in two day's time, and I know at least one of those days I'll be out of action... //sniffs

STUPID COLDS!!!

:(
by dragongrrl
Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 290264

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Coz it was quintopia asking it... and let's face it, he's meta.

Why do I want a big bowl of ice-cream with milo on top right now?
by dragongrrl
Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313962

Re: Escape from Raptors

In the meantime, you all die because the raptors grow tired of waiting to see what happens and eat you anyways. I hide in a fortified [and I mean seriously fortified, raptor-proof 110%] alcohol factory with a few ballistas and crosssbows, so that when the raptors come near me I fire booze-filled bal...
by dragongrrl
Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8750
Views: 899150

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: the alligators aren't terribly hungry right now.
by dragongrrl
Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546542

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. However, your bed is now placed in a public place. And any time you ever try to go to sleep/sleep with someone, someone else will either wake you up or arrest you. You consequently go insane. I wish that I was a dragon, but lived in the normal world, i.e. this one, but that nobody cared and...
by dragongrrl
Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I, Moron
Replies: 124
Views: 12616

Re: I, Moron

Well, this is less of an IMoron, and more of an EveryoneMoron. Today in chemistry [11], we were making lollipops. You know, the ones that are sugar, glucose syrup and water, with a bit of food colouring and flavouring to top it off. We're learning the chemistry behind glucose and sugars and all that...
by dragongrrl
Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313962

Re: Escape from Raptors

Unfortunately for you, you're not the real Bruce Schneier. Not only do the raptors know this, but so does Chuck. He rips you up and feeds you to the raptors for daring to try and impersonate him. I turn myself into binary code and destroy the machine that did it, hiding among the millions of pages o...
by dragongrrl
Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313962

Re: Escape from Raptors

You forgot about the space raptors. They quickly contact their cousins, the time-stream raptors, who attack you in the TARDIS while you travel. Because the TARDIS is not raptor-proof, you are very quickly eaten. I hijack a nuclear submarine. It has enough food to last a lifetime, enough air to last ...
by dragongrrl
Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546542

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It's cut in half. But don't worry... it didn't work before anyway.

I wish that I could shape-shift into anything, anytime, and not get stuck as one thing.
by dragongrrl
Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313962

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors don't care if there's an increase of chaos. They destroy you, your machine, and eat everything in sight. Sure, the world is much more chaotic, but hey... raptors are in charge... they don't care. I build a completely and utterly raptor-proof, T-Rex proof, EVERYTHING-proof box-room. It ha...
by dragongrrl
Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546542

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It works so much faster it explodes.

I wish that I was a dragon.
by dragongrrl
Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313962

Re: Escape from Raptors

It may be raptor-impenetrable, but the raptors quickly figure out how to use rocks, Uzis, and other things to crack it open. They eat you. You die. I hide in the deepest, darkest, warmest place [after forming a heat-proof suit] so that the raptors can't see me or feel my body heat. I make sure that ...
by dragongrrl
Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313962

Re: Escape from Raptors

Eventually the numbers of raptors mean that there'll be one or two that don't succumb to the effects of your cocaine turrets. These one or two get past the turrets, disable them, then they all come and eat you. You die. I manage to trap a baby raptor and tame it. It teaches me to live as it does, an...
by dragongrrl
Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546542

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted; however you are banned again the moment you get back on.

I wish I could breathe fire... :twisted:

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