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by i_ll_winn
Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:21 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: High School Pranks
Replies: 684
Views: 90006

Re: High School Pranks

In AP Calculus we had a substitute so I asked the substitute if I could write on the board after I finished my work, and she said yes! So I asked my friend nathan to give me a quadratic so he gave me 8x^2 + 24x + 32 = 0, so I wrote that on the board in roman numerals. I proceeded to use the quadrati...
by i_ll_winn
Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Making the world a weirder place
Replies: 1920
Views: 179965

Re: Making the world a weirder place

Bob Dylan's 'The Time They are A-Changin' would be a great song to recite as well as all the speeches mentioned earlier. But what I have always wanted to do was to completely seriously and dryly say the lyrics to a completely silly song, like 'who put the bomp.'
by i_ll_winn
Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:29 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 404451

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

There is a man who is a beloved substitute teacher of my school. He is Mr. G and he is also a coach on science olympiad. He knows everything about everything, he has been an electrician, auto mechanic, car restorer, fry chef, college professor, and for a while now he has substitute taught. He is hil...
by i_ll_winn
Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13423
Views: 1770361

Re: Today I Learned

Yea, that was a few years ago, and I don't count it as my worst injury. Its probably my second. My worst was badminton surprisingly; it was a broken and dislocated kneecap. But I did that a year and a half ago, the bike crash was... 4? 5 years ago? It was either 7th or 8th grade I don't remember, bu...
by i_ll_winn
Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13423
Views: 1770361

Re: Today I Learned

Yes I do! And you can't even tell where my face was scraped off! Basically all the skin that was above or to the left of my left eye was gone. sSo, it was half my forehead, and then the edge of my face from the bottom of my jaw to my forehead. A lot of the scraping was on my hair line or a little fa...
by i_ll_winn
Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13423
Views: 1770361

Re: Today I Learned

That type of thing is not entirely uncommon for me, I am quite clumsy. A year and a half ago I learned what one of the worst sports to get severely injured in is(its badminton). A few years ago I learned what 35 mph gravel feels like,(it kinda hurts) and apparently even unconscious I have quite the ...
by i_ll_winn
Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13423
Views: 1770361

Re: Today I Learned

Well, I was getting a bowl from my cupboard, and I bumped a cup that fell onto my counter where I had some dishes drying. The cup hit a glass which feel onto my foot and then bounced off. The cup also managed to bump a pot which sent the pot hurtling towards the ground and onto the glass. A couple n...
by i_ll_winn
Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13423
Views: 1770361

Re: Today I Learned

I learned how much blood flows through my pinky toe. A surprising amount!
by i_ll_winn
Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 761147

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

LUBE MOBILE WILL COME TO YOU! CALL 13-30-32! THAT'S 13-30-32! I think you mean firdeen firdee firdee two, followed by a face that's probably meant to be serious or tough but makes the kid look like he's about to burp or something. I'm quite above bastardising my spelling to approximate the pathetic...
by i_ll_winn
Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:52 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Science Fiction: Body Parts
Replies: 89
Views: 9182

Re: Science Fiction: Body Parts

I wouldn't mind having a swiss army arm, or just swiss army fingers. You need a corkscrew? Go go gadget pinky corkscrew! Need a knife? **flick** Index finger is now a 3 inch blade. Woah! There is a piece of paper and it needs to be cut! Use your pointer finger and middle finger pretend they are scis...
by i_ll_winn
Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Rules of Life
Replies: 138
Views: 14186

Re: The Rules of Life

1. Admit your mistakes. 1.1 Don't accept the consequences if they are unreasonable. 2. Fix your mistakes. 2.1 Unless you aren't qualified or capable, then find help. 3. Opinions are not facts. 4. Knock it off and get to work. 4.1 If there is no work to do, stop lying and get to work. 4.2 There is AL...
by i_ll_winn
Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Things you like the idea better than the actual thing.
Replies: 30
Views: 4543

Re: Things you like the idea better than the actual thing.

A lot of foods are this! Many a time I have sat in my living room and came upon an inspiration for a groundbreaking recipe, a combination so spectacular as to blow your mind. And then I make it and I go "What the HELL is this?" Invariably I try it again with different proportions and such,...
by i_ll_winn
Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childish Questions
Replies: 66
Views: 7934

Re: Childish Questions

When I was younger my parents made sure that when I asked why, I actually got an answer. They never EVER said "Because I said so," or "That's just the way it is." Apparently they made an oath. But there were some questions that were really childish and silly. Like when I used to ...
by i_ll_winn
Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Poll: What do you use to shave?
Replies: 74
Views: 8428

Re: Poll: What do you use to shave?

I shave every day with an electric rotary and foil razor. The rotary misses some parts so I use the foil for those ones. Its quick and easy, also, reliable. Never have to replace any part of it, and cleaning it is just opening the top and shaking it about a bit. Its not the closest shave I have had ...
by i_ll_winn
Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Why understanding is good, and why reality is real
Replies: 27
Views: 3299

Re: Why understanding is good, and why reality is real

I am very interested in knowing about and understanding science and the universe we're in but I don't agree that everyone should want to understand science and the universe they're in. The argument that we wouldn't have come so far if there hadn't been scientists, although true, isn't a good argume...
by i_ll_winn
Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:51 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Your Schedule
Replies: 655
Views: 164788

Re: Your Schedule

My first trimester schedule is:
Accounting
AP Calc
Physics
AP Bio
AP English

Should be an interesting trimester.
by i_ll_winn
Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Why understanding is good, and why reality is real
Replies: 27
Views: 3299

Re: Why understanding is good, and why reality is real

Well if this universe isn't real what is it? And reality besides, without understanding the universe, we can never know anything. Everyone would still be praying to some faraway god to change things, to stop disease, to keep the scary thunder from coming down from the mountaintop and eating us, etc....
by i_ll_winn
Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 194154

Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

My eyes also appear to be different colors due to environmental changes, but that might be because everyone's eyes do that. My eyes go from a vibrant teal to a light gray. Some of my friends' eyes go from blue to green, and one of theirs goes from green with yellow specks, to brown with no specks. M...
by i_ll_winn
Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread
Replies: 1141
Views: 199742

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread?

My girlfriend never realized(until I pointed it out) that the song 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood is quite obviously sexual.
by i_ll_winn
Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:35 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: brain in a vat
Replies: 214
Views: 26638

Re: brain in a vat

Um... maybe I am stupid, but ask them something about the human body that is very obscure? Like "What does a mango feel like?" And ask many questions like that.
by i_ll_winn
Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childhood misconceptions
Replies: 868
Views: 109230

Re: Childhood misconceptions

I used to think that everyone thought in english, because thats how I thought! It confused me to learn other languages existed.
by i_ll_winn
Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:12 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: BULLIES ;_;
Replies: 267
Views: 28497

Re: BULLIES ;_;

I've always had a lot of patience, no one making fun of me phases me, but then two people made fun of my mentally handicapped brother. Now being younger and less... cool-headed, I beat them both right there. Surprisingly I won and was not even hurt a bit.
I look back and feel badass, and VERY lucky.
by i_ll_winn
Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:50 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: I need a term paper topic! Help me out here?
Replies: 4
Views: 809

Re: I need a term paper topic! Help me out here?

The teaching of negative numbers to young children and possibly animals with which we can communicate(perhaps through sign language).
by i_ll_winn
Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:53 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: High School Pranks
Replies: 684
Views: 90006

Re: High School Pranks

Some seniors a few years back broke a pencil in every lock of every door to every classroom and the ways in. They had to remove every door from its hinges. The next night they "Broke" into the school, because it has no doors, and took almost every cord for every computer. They weren't caug...
by i_ll_winn
Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:39 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Ways to keep busy in a boring class
Replies: 124
Views: 14520

Re: Ways to keep busy in a boring class

I have a few things. I do portraits and then give them to whoever it was of. I doodle. I sometimes decide a word of the day, and I have to think of a way to answer a question with it, like if I choose "butter", I have to raise my hand and trytand use it. Its fun when it is a contest among ...
by i_ll_winn
Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:41 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Your Schedule
Replies: 655
Views: 164788

Re: Your Schedule

First Trimester:
Anatomy and physiology
Pre-calculus
Spanish 2
Government
English 11

Second Trimester:
Chemistry
Food and nutrition
Economics
ACT preparatory course
Spanish 2

Third trimester:
Pre-calculus
Emergency health and safety
English 11
Chemistry
Anatomy and physiology
by i_ll_winn
Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:09 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Irrational Dislikes
Replies: 236
Views: 18800

Re: Irrational Dislikes

Well, on the same vein as the Styrofoam, those holographic stickers or mouse pads, the sensation and sound of anything rubbing against it sends shivers up and down my spine, gives me goosebumps, and sometimes in extreme cases literally keeps a part of my body from moving.
What is up with that?
by i_ll_winn
Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Omegle!
Replies: 701
Views: 132556

Re: Omegle!

This was fun, i think I will do this more often. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: hey You: Guess what! Stranger: what? You: hahahahaha Y...
by i_ll_winn
Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Halloween (and Othertime) Costume Ideas
Replies: 262
Views: 48475

Re: Obligatory help Cue with a costume thread

Wear a trench coat and be a fence.
Or a flasher. Its damn simple to be a flasher, just wear shorts and a trench coat so it looks like you aren't wearing pants, and refuse to reveal yourself because the cops would bust you.
by i_ll_winn
Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Is YOUR family crazy?
Replies: 24
Views: 2937

Re: Is YOUR family crazy?

Depending on your definition yes, literally crazy, but lets not talk about that kind of crazy. My great grandfather spent over 70 years of his life with a piece of shrapnel in his finger, because he thought it was just a callus from knocking on too many doors. My mother was almost in a car chase, my...
by i_ll_winn
Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Irrational Dislikes
Replies: 236
Views: 18800

Re: Irrational Dislikes

I have a feeling that if any kind of pop/cola reduces sperm count, then they all probably do. They really don't have radically different ingredients, unless you count the things that are infinitesimally small.
by i_ll_winn
Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Read xkcd comics 1-621 in past week
Replies: 17
Views: 2084

Re: Read xkcd comics 1-621 in past week

If you want a challenge try mspaintadventures, if you can read that in one night you officially become my hero.
by i_ll_winn
Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How I surprise people
Replies: 66
Views: 6149

Re: How I surprise people

I am very good at telling the truth, but not the whole truth. Which leads people to believe I am the most open person ever. I am not, I just keep different secrets than most.
If someone asks me something I will answer it, and also apparently I am fearless when it comes to most things.
by i_ll_winn
Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Irrational Dislikes
Replies: 236
Views: 18800

Re: Irrational Dislikes

It's so awkward when you have to put up with someone being uncomfortably close to you. Like when you have to stand for group photos and someone puts their arm around you. :| At least they have a reason. Its when someone decides to basically rub up against you when there is a completely empty room t...
by i_ll_winn
Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Irrational Dislikes
Replies: 236
Views: 18800

Re: Irrational Dislikes

I can not stand people standing behind me. It drives me bonkers, if you are going to stand behind me you must be at least 5 feet away. This makes standing in lines near unbearable. I don't like people standing behind me either. It creeps me out. Right behind my is okay, but a little off center is h...
by i_ll_winn
Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Naming Your Possessions
Replies: 85
Views: 7975

Re: Naming Your Possessions

I am growing a small plant, its name is Juanita, or Julio if it is feeling male that day.
by i_ll_winn
Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: hovering mouse over comics
Replies: 21
Views: 2154

Re: hovering mouse over comics

Spacemilk wrote:This happens to me on every single new comic I read that has alt-text. I get within 5 comics of the end and realize I've missed out hugely the whole time. In recent memory it happened with asofterworld.com and daisyowl.com. :(



Wait... what? Daisyowl... shit.
by i_ll_winn
Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Irrational Dislikes
Replies: 236
Views: 18800

Re: Irrational Dislikes

People with my name...
Its MY FUCKING NAME!!! Get your own damn name.
by i_ll_winn
Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childhood misconceptions
Replies: 868
Views: 109230

Re: Childhood misconceptions

Pez Dispens3r wrote:Hmmm. I first saw porn when I was about ten.

I think my initial reaction was "that's the vagina?! gross!"

Except quietly, because I didn't want to let on to my friends how much I was unaware of.


I was with a friend first time I saw porn as well, my friend said that exact thing.
by i_ll_winn
Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Compiling Wisdom
Replies: 48
Views: 4277

Re: Compiling Wisdom

Most times believing something is right is more important than that thing actually being right.

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