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by LOLBeth
Fri May 11, 2018 7:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1034
Views: 271987

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

heuristically_alone wrote:I wish I could blink at a really clever witch.


Hi, my name's LOLBeth! Would you like to be a frog?

I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish earlier.
by LOLBeth
Fri May 11, 2018 7:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1221209

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for being a funky Discordian.
by LOLBeth
Fri May 11, 2018 7:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2547502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. I found a lovely fresh-water well in a glade, and got plenty of rest while listening to the gurgling water. I rested so well that's it's already Friday.

I wish the weather were nice enough outside to go hiking.
by LOLBeth
Fri May 11, 2018 7:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1034
Views: 271987

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

marionic wrote:I wish I had better sociopath kills.


Granted! We reviewed the records of your last three murders, and you're targeting a much better class of sociopath this month.

I wish I could edit my post and add the wish I forgot to make.
by LOLBeth
Fri May 11, 2018 7:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1221209

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for being functionally indiscreet.
by LOLBeth
Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:59 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0118: "Physical Salary"
Replies: 48
Views: 18369

Re: What-If 0118: "Physical Salary"

Also, I quite like the idea of Zuckerberg getting his income dropped on his head in the form of loose change, although in my version of the story, he doesn't manage to get out from underneath.
by LOLBeth
Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0118: "Physical Salary"
Replies: 48
Views: 18369

Re: What-If 0118: "Physical Salary"

Hurrah, pictures!!
by LOLBeth
Thu Oct 30, 2014 6:27 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0118: "Physical Salary"
Replies: 48
Views: 18369

What-If 0118: "Physical Salary"

This is weird -- there's a new What-If showing up in my Inoreader feed, and it's not visible on the site at all. Can anyone else see it? The text is in my feed, but the images are all broken links. Here's the first bit: What if people's incomes appeared around them as cash in real time? How much...
by LOLBeth
Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1053774

Re: Vending machine!

You get an impossible puzzle without a box.

I insert a carefully threaded camel.
by LOLBeth
Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4342
Views: 553083

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Before you insert tab A in slot B, make sure slot B isn't actually a Bactrian camel doing a cakewalk.
by LOLBeth
Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I love BANANAS
Replies: 25
Views: 4413

Re: I love bananananananana dem

It's for you . . .

Image
by LOLBeth
Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Abridged Debate
Replies: 1185
Views: 150757

Re: Abridged Debate

Adam H wrote:Respond.

Edit: Sorry didn't realize this was from 2 years ago.


Ungrammatical denunciation of entire thread, coming entirely from left field, presenting entire discussion as a personal vendetta aimed at discrediting entirely untrelated individual.
by LOLBeth
Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Letters in a Sentence
Replies: 196
Views: 33018

Re: Three Letters in a Sentence

There is no justification for the Raj's xenophobic policies.

xqu
by LOLBeth
Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5622
Views: 673085

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Catastrophically flustered electronic catapults' cattle carriers, catalyzing Carl's cats' parallel cat dispenser, carved no cake cartographically.
by LOLBeth
Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1221209

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for insufficent noise and excessive speed.
by LOLBeth
Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2547502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted! Unfortunately, none of the apps work on your phone.

I wish I could reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
by LOLBeth
Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1053774

Re: Vending machine!

You get back a package of Bazooka bubble gum and a DVD of Galaxy Quest.

I put in a bubble gum wrapper.
by LOLBeth
Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: *almost* the best superpower in the world
Replies: 703
Views: 100149

Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

bug sniper wrote:I have a TARDIS and know how to use it.


Unfortunately, you can only use it to summon London policemen.

I can manifest in pure energy form. It's very glowy.
by LOLBeth
Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Letter Word Game
Replies: 4439
Views: 273175

Re: One Letter Word Game

lute
by LOLBeth
Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Letters in a Sentence
Replies: 196
Views: 33018

Re: Three Letters in a Sentence

I am in awe of the daffodils' bulbness.

bbb
by LOLBeth
Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5622
Views: 673085

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Catastrophically flustered electronic catapults' Catalonian cattle carriers, catalyzing Carl's cats' parallel cat dispenser, carved no symphonic cake cartographically.
by LOLBeth
Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Letter Word Game
Replies: 4439
Views: 273175

Re: One Letter Word Game

latke
by LOLBeth
Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Million Factettes
Replies: 100
Views: 17812

Re: One Million Factettes

76. In 1995, Clifford Stoll sneered at the idea that the internet would lead to "telecommuting workers, interactive libraries [...] and virtual communities", calling the vision "baloney".
by LOLBeth
Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Letters in a Sentence
Replies: 196
Views: 33018

Re: Three Letters in a Sentence

"I'm never going to 'get' Twitter," my grandmother sighed.

vxy
by LOLBeth
Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1053774

Re: Vending machine!

You get a universal remote. When you press a button, your DVD player doesn't do anything, but a star winks out somewhere in NGC5139.

I insert a torn ticket stub.
by LOLBeth
Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5622
Views: 673085

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Catherine's catastrophically categorized electronic caterpillar catapults' Catalonian cattle carriers, carefully catalyzing Carl's cats' parallel cat dispenser, carved no symphonic cake cartographically.
by LOLBeth
Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Letter Word Game
Replies: 4439
Views: 273175

Re: One Letter Word Game

hove
by LOLBeth
Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5622
Views: 673085

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Catherine's catastrophically categorized electronic caterpillar catapults' Catalonian cattle carriers, carefully catalyzing Carl's draconian cats' parallel cat dispenser, carved no carrot cake cartographically.
by LOLBeth
Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: *almost* the best superpower in the world
Replies: 703
Views: 100149

Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

However, the ice and snow rushes back in to close the gap when you're halfway through it. You always get cold and wet.

I have the power to heal damaged electronics devices by placing my hand on them.
by LOLBeth
Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Letters in a Sentence
Replies: 196
Views: 33018

Re: Three Letters in a Sentence

I'm beginning psychiatric evaluation right after Kwanzaa.

mza
by LOLBeth
Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1053774

Re: Vending machine!

You get back a tasty bun with mustard and ketchup, but no mouse.

I insert a fried French person.
by LOLBeth
Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:52 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0063: "Google's Datacenters on Punch Cards"
Replies: 58
Views: 21224

Re: What-If 0063: "Google's Datacenters on Punch Cards"

Nicias wrote:
LOLBeth wrote:...Within the same period, a good many other subscribers also moved to Washington State, or to Kentucky, but most of them went to New Mexico....

I think you mean Tennessee


*facepalm* I sure did. You can tell which one of the three I've never lived in.
by LOLBeth
Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1034
Views: 271987

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Earthling on Mars wrote:I wish I had a spackled ship.


Granted. Your ship was riddled with holes which were then spackled. Unfortunately, it leaks. It's a spaceship, so it leaks atmosphere. Everyone dies.

I wish my browser ran faster.
by LOLBeth
Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Gender pronouns for our Forum Gamers!
Replies: 118
Views: 101024

Re: Gender pronouns for our Forum Gamers!

Female pronouns.

(I actually deliberately chose to include a gender indicator in my user name, trusting that this would not create an instantaneous loss of credibility.)
by LOLBeth
Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:46 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0063: "Google's Datacenters on Punch Cards"
Replies: 58
Views: 21224

Re: What-If 0063: "Google's Datacenters on Punch Cards"

Laughing my ass off over the pizza delivery! You learn some fun historical facts things if you grow up in Los Alamos, and your father's a physicist. During WWII, one subgroup that knew more about the Manhattan Project than they were supposed to: The publishers of the science fiction magazines ( Anal...
by LOLBeth
Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1110:"Click and Drag"
Replies: 595
Views: 674358

Re: 1110:"Click and Drag"

My mind is now officially blown. I wandered through as much as I could just scrolling, getting lost a lot. I found out that I could do a drag allll the way from the far edge of the image, on one monitor, to the far side of my other monitor. I now have a headache and a mild case of motion sickness. I...
by LOLBeth
Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1079: "United Shapes"
Replies: 169
Views: 45609

Re: 1079: "United Shapes"

Is the mouseover text the same in all locations? I get the flaccid eggplant joke, and I'm in Florida. I was wondering if other locations get different mouseovers. Mind you, I'm perfectly willing to have everyone share in a rude joke at the expense of Florida; I just want to find out if I'm missing o...
by LOLBeth
Thu May 24, 2012 10:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mindless forum fight!
Replies: 289
Views: 44603

Re: Mindless forum fight!

I reverse the polarity of the metaphor, causing your head to implode.
by LOLBeth
Thu May 24, 2012 10:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Abridged Debate
Replies: 1185
Views: 150757

Re: Abridged Debate

(checks to see if anyone noticed flouncing)
by LOLBeth
Thu May 24, 2012 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5622
Views: 673085

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Cjmcjmcjmcjm easily knocked up a computer savaged by Queen Lenin with his widow's muffins, sir.

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