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by H2SO4
Sat May 21, 2011 3:59 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Everything Must GO? Several months until the Rapture?
Replies: 301
Views: 30836

Re: Everything Must GO! One Week until the Rapture!

Iulus Cofield wrote:From my Facebook:

From my Facebook:

Well guys, Rapture's coming! Better get your last-minute repenting in before your spirit and body separ
by H2SO4
Fri May 20, 2011 5:01 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: TSA frisking babies?
Replies: 258
Views: 20224

Re: TSA frisking babies?

Alexander Falco wrote:Folks, the absurd security measures are not there for theater they are there because we are living in communist Russia. The naked body scanners and sexual assault pat downs aren't for terrorists, they are for YOU! Don't you get that yet?

No no no. In Communist Russia, YOU pat down TSA!
by H2SO4
Fri May 20, 2011 4:57 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape
Replies: 610
Views: 55869

Re: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape

And the entire situation could be easily avoided by not having sex with people who are inebriated. If they can't make the same quality of decisions now that they could at any normal time, don't do it. That doesn't answer the question of two people that are inebriated that end up having sex with eac...
by H2SO4
Fri May 20, 2011 4:47 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape
Replies: 610
Views: 55869

Re: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape

Oh man, 5% off of the more recent study. Those bastards. It's really more like 3 in 20 women (15%). That's 10% off (1/4 = 25%), and that's a giant difference. That means there's roughly 1,000,000 women who haven't gotten raped, not including the difference made by the inclusion of the word "co...
by H2SO4
Fri May 20, 2011 4:30 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape
Replies: 610
Views: 55869

Re: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape

If you've actually got links to some of the specific studies that you think are flawed, you're not basing that on anything other than your firm desire to believe the rate is lower than that. Not a link, as the citation to the study is too old and not in a scientific journal, but here's the citation...
by H2SO4
Fri May 20, 2011 4:18 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: CDC offers guidelines for Zombie Apocalypse
Replies: 38
Views: 5890

Re: CDC offers guidelines for Zombie Apocalypse

With zombies, you are trying to destroy the brain. Anything less is just a waste of ammo. Civilian .22 rounds are more than adequate to do this. Heck, the old-school mob preferred that round for assassinations, for exactly that reason: it is really, really good at destroying the brain. It's also ch...
by H2SO4
Fri May 20, 2011 4:14 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape
Replies: 610
Views: 55869

Re: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape

Okay, fine. So at least 1 in 20 men is a rapist. How does that help your case at all? (And yes: most men who rape probably rape multiple women, because the reason they rape in the first place is a sense that they are entitled to sex from women.) I'm saying the reports are flawed. Most likely the &q...
by H2SO4
Fri May 20, 2011 3:34 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape
Replies: 610
Views: 55869

Re: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape

Because until we no longer live in a society where about 1 in 20 men is probably a rapist, it's fair to acknowledge that any man *might* be. Wait, "1 in 20 men is probably a rapist"? Let's just assume that you meant to say "1 in 20 men is a rapist", because otherwise I could say...
by H2SO4
Fri May 20, 2011 3:22 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape
Replies: 610
Views: 55869

Re: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape

Attempting to prevent the dissemination of rape culture, and calling out other people on it when they do. I giggled at "dissemination". Am I bad person? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_culture So... pretty much anything remotely sexist that you don't shut down makes you proponent of rap...
by H2SO4
Fri May 20, 2011 5:03 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: CDC offers guidelines for Zombie Apocalypse
Replies: 38
Views: 5890

Re: CDC offers guidelines for Zombie Apocalypse

I'm just a little saddened that this is all just a thinly-veiled "Earthquake/Hurricane/Firestorm Preparedness" list... Also, .22 ammo that civilians can get their hands on SUCKS at killing people. Military .22 ammo (which is actually 5.56mm) is closer to an actual cone shape and mostly coa...
by H2SO4
Fri May 20, 2011 4:41 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape
Replies: 610
Views: 55869

Re: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape

Two peanuts were a-walking down the street. One was assaulted.

...Peanut.
by H2SO4
Wed May 18, 2011 4:24 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: US Debt Ceiling reached
Replies: 61
Views: 5201

Re: US Debt Ceiling reached

Okay, so subtract $278,750,045,000 from Obama's total as "continuation of Bush Wars", though with decreased troop count, it's safe to assume the actual number we should be subtracting is much lower.
by H2SO4
Wed May 18, 2011 4:03 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: US Debt Ceiling reached
Replies: 61
Views: 5201

Re: US Debt Ceiling reached

Couple of questions: 1. How much of spending in the Iraq and Afghanistan wars is money that would've been spent on the military anyway? Are those costs already taken into consideration when reporting how much those wars cost? 2. Why are all the fingers here pointed at Bush? I mean, sure, he wasn't e...
by H2SO4
Tue May 17, 2011 1:01 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: TSA frisking babies?
Replies: 258
Views: 20224

Re: TSA frisking babies?

podbaydoor wrote:@H2S)4: You know that most most homicides of black people are committed by black people, right?

I think those statistics are based more on singular homicides, not a string of homicides. Anyway, that wasn't the point of my post.
by H2SO4
Mon May 16, 2011 4:15 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Mike Huckabee Teaches American History
Replies: 78
Views: 7582

Re: Mike Huckabee Teaches American History

No, like, "American Idol" instead of "Who Wants to be a Mill..."

Oh never mind.
by H2SO4
Mon May 16, 2011 4:13 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape
Replies: 610
Views: 55869

Re: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape

Azrael wrote:
jules.lt wrote:He's literally a sex addict. As in the medical disorder.

Literally as in you can cite that? Or literally as in you're internet diagnosing?

... or "literally" as if being a sex addict means you can't rape someone. :roll:

No no no. As opposed to figuratively being a sex addict.
by H2SO4
Mon May 16, 2011 4:09 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Mike Huckabee Teaches American History
Replies: 78
Views: 7582

Re: Mike Huckabee Teaches American History

Mokele wrote:It'll be like watching the rejected audition tapes for the new reality show "Who Wants To Be The Next Ronald Reagan?".

I would've gone with "Republican Idol".
by H2SO4
Mon May 16, 2011 3:43 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Mike Huckabee Teaches American History
Replies: 78
Views: 7582

Re: Mike Huckabee Teaches American History

Agreed. In the grand scheme of things Huckabee is a known quantity and altogether too boring. I think that his inclusion in the GOP field would detract from some very fine political theater. The potential for crazy in a debate that includes Santorum, Palin, and Bachmann is just too great to dilute ...
by H2SO4
Mon May 16, 2011 6:47 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Everything Must GO? Several months until the Rapture?
Replies: 301
Views: 30836

Re: Everything Must GO! One Week until the Rapture!

It's about damn time someone gave me one of those.
by H2SO4
Mon May 16, 2011 6:27 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Everything Must GO? Several months until the Rapture?
Replies: 301
Views: 30836

Re: Everything Must GO! One Week until the Rapture!

Spoiler'd for humor in bad taste.
Spoiler:
sourmìlk wrote:When Krusty the Clown came back from heaven in the Treehouse of Horros episode XX (or maybe XIX), he said that the one true religion is a mix of voodoo and methodist.

Soooo... Mormons?
by H2SO4
Mon May 16, 2011 6:08 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Should we care about the minimum wage?
Replies: 207
Views: 14632

Re: Should we care about the minimum wage?

Okay, sort of derailing the thread, so this is the last thing I'll say about the McDonald's thing. The argument being used is that because they offer a toy kids want them more, not because it's all they can afford. Kids aren't the ones with the money driving to McDonald's to pick up Happy Meals. Als...
by H2SO4
Mon May 16, 2011 5:51 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Should we care about the minimum wage?
Replies: 207
Views: 14632

Re: Should we care about the minimum wage?

Renting for $1k is somehow considered throwing money away, and people prefer mortgage payments of $1.5k - as long as you're not paying off any of the mortgage with it, all you can do is hope for rising real estate prices, because otherwise, you're really just spending more money and more time on yo...
by H2SO4
Mon May 16, 2011 5:39 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Everything Must GO? Several months until the Rapture?
Replies: 301
Views: 30836

Re: Everything Must GO! One Week until the Rapture!

Is this the part where the dead climb out of their graves, aka zombie apocalypse? I need to make sure my ammo's still good.
by H2SO4
Mon May 16, 2011 5:27 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: TSA frisking babies?
Replies: 258
Views: 20224

Re: TSA frisking babies?

EDIT: Just realized that what I'm responding to is on page 1 and I am on page 3, so I spoiler'd it. I'm pretty sure you were the only who agreed that profiling was ever right or correct. Profiling: 1. Doesn't work because anyone can be a terrorist and terrorists can and do appear to be anyon...
by H2SO4
Wed May 11, 2011 3:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 760605

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

Mattress World here in Oregon has the same sorta thing.

"If we can beat a competitor's price on any comparable mattress, then the mattress is FREE!"
by H2SO4
Mon May 09, 2011 12:49 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 165537

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Warner Bros.
by H2SO4
Fri May 06, 2011 9:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 165537

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Kromix wrote:Yerba Mate - pronounced (year-bah mah-teh)

Or, if you're in Argentina, "ZHER-bah MAH-teh". Fun fact of the day.

Oh, and... Being under 21!
by H2SO4
Fri May 06, 2011 5:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 165537

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

(I see what you did there...)
Police
by H2SO4
Thu May 05, 2011 4:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 165537

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
by H2SO4
Wed May 04, 2011 5:07 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The House GOP's Plan to Redefine Rape
Replies: 254
Views: 23923

Re: The House GOP's Plan to Redefine Rape

My problems with the so-called pro-life stance is that they're very pro-fetus-birth, but not exactly pro-raped-woman's-life. Or even pro-post-birth-fetus-life. This is definitely not the majority of the pro-life view. Implying that this is what all pro-lifers think is dishonest, ignorant, or a laps...
by H2SO4
Wed May 04, 2011 4:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 165537

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Sugar Snap Peas
by H2SO4
Tue May 03, 2011 10:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 165537

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

NEVERMORE!
by H2SO4
Mon May 02, 2011 7:08 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Replies: 952
Views: 87590

Re: Osama bin Laden is Dead

immoral Emphasis mine. [citation needed] Exactly the same problem with the pronouncement of Osama as evil. Thank you for proving the point. Article 3 of the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Osama has killed people. Technically, though, I haven't seen anyone here call him evil, just that he...
by H2SO4
Mon May 02, 2011 6:52 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Replies: 952
Views: 87590

Re: Osama bin Laden is Dead

Wait, the burden of proof is on those who think nations don't pose a threat to our own? And before then, we can invade, right? No. Actually, with the information we had at the time, we determined that Iraq was in violation of the ceasefire we had with them back in 1990. The UN recognized it 10 time...
by H2SO4
Mon May 02, 2011 6:35 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Replies: 952
Views: 87590

Re: Osama bin Laden is Dead

George Bush is responsible for probably ~100x as many civilian deaths as Bin Laden is. [citation needed] Many of these (say, all Iraqi deaths) are the result of an illegal and immoral invasion of a sovereign nation that posed no threat to the United States or its allies . Emphasis mine. [citation n...
by H2SO4
Mon May 02, 2011 6:04 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Replies: 952
Views: 87590

Re: Osama bin Laden is Dead

You sicken me. I don't think you're grasping the inhumanity of your position. Case in point. Holier-than-thou attitude with an indisputable statement. Not necessarily because it's true, but because we don't have any way of proving otherwise. This leads to people stroking their e-peens while attacki...
by H2SO4
Mon May 02, 2011 5:39 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Replies: 952
Views: 87590

Re: Osama bin Laden is Dead

That's not the point. People were trying to say that it's not justice. They are wrong by definition. It takes two seconds to check it. Some on this thread seem to be in a circle jerk of "oh I'm better than that, this is my opportunity to show it!" Seriously, come off it, he had it coming....
by H2SO4
Mon May 02, 2011 5:35 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Replies: 952
Views: 87590

Re: Osama bin Laden is Dead

You don't try combatants. That's not realistic. So yes, in this case it is. That guy deserves whatever he gets. The worse we can give to him the closer to justice we get. Justice is not equivalent to vengeance. Are we still in the middle ages? The fact that he was killed in combat is irrelevant. Th...
by H2SO4
Mon May 02, 2011 5:26 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Obama one step closer to making Pope John Paul II a Saint
Replies: 162
Views: 15223

Re: Obama one step closer to making Pope John Paul II a Sain

Every time I read the word "beatify" I first read "beautify" and then I have to re-read it.
by H2SO4
Sun May 01, 2011 6:27 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Battlefield 3
Replies: 360
Views: 51374

Re: Battlefield 3

Dat Frostbite 2.0 engine.

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